Movie review thread...
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@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
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They will women characters to this too.
Captain Jack will have to be a mixed-race transexual to make it historically accurate.
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@rancid-schnitzel I was looking on IMDB yesterday, and a series on Anne Boelyn popped up, but Anne Boelyn was black, currently has a 1.2/10 IMDB rating.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@rancid-schnitzel I was looking on IMDB yesterday, and a series on Anne Boelyn popped up, but Anne Boelyn was black, currently has a 1.2/10 IMDB rating.
Isn’t that a really bizarre thing to do for an actual historical figure?. It’s as ridiculous as a Aleksander Skarsgård playing Shaka Zulu. Or indeed John Wayne playing Gengis Khan (now that is a shit film).
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@rancid-schnitzel imagine the outrage if they cast Brad Pitt as Martin Luthar King or Malcolm X.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@rancid-schnitzel imagine the outrage if they cast Brad Pitt as Martin Luthar King or Malcolm X.
Perfectly fine. Kirk Lazarus played Hot LZ.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@rancid-schnitzel imagine the outrage if they cast Brad Pitt as Martin Luthar King or Malcolm X.
Perfectly fine. Kirk Lazarus played Hot LZ.
and RDJ avoided grief as he was a white guy playing a white guy playing a black guy
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@nzzp said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@rancid-schnitzel imagine the outrage if they cast Brad Pitt as Martin Luthar King or Malcolm X.
Perfectly fine. Kirk Lazarus played Hot LZ.
and RDJ avoided grief as he was a white guy playing a white guy playing a black guy
He was hilarious in that. People are so easily outraged these days. As if we don't have more pressing things to worry about
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@nzzp said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@rancid-schnitzel imagine the outrage if they cast Brad Pitt as Martin Luthar King or Malcolm X.
Perfectly fine. Kirk Lazarus played Hot LZ.
and RDJ avoided grief as he was a white guy playing a white guy playing a black guy
He was hilarious in that. People are so easily outraged these days. As if we don't have more pressing things to worry about
Well I for one am deeply offended at tweets from young English cricketers from years ago and think it’s disgusting that he got selected in the first place.
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Right, after all that talk about Bautista, and his movies, I downloaded a couple.
Final Score- Die Hard
- But with Dave Bautista, instead of Bruce Willis
- And in a soccer stadium, instead of a skyscraper
- And there's a crowd in there, oblivious to everything
That's pretty much all you need to know. If you can't extrapolate from those 4 bullet points, to pretty much feeling like you've seen the film - I envy your lack of imagination/intelligence.
But, some bonus points you might not have envisaged:
- Titwatch: zero
- Explosions: big (actually - yeah, you'd have that one)
- Gunfights on motorcycles inside a stadium concourse: check (yep - crowd is still oblivious even after this)
- Pierce Brosnan: check. Wait, what? Is that Pierce Brosnan? What the fuck? Why.... ? What the fuck?
- I won't list the "homages" to Die Hard. But suffice to say a dead terrorist body is thrown off the roof to let the cops know the situation is real.
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@kruse I watched "his" zombie movie. Easily 30mins too long.
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@kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Right, after all that talk about Bautista, and his movies, I downloaded a couple.
Final Score- Die Hard
- But with Dave Bautista, instead of Bruce Willis
- And in a soccer stadium, instead of a skyscraper
- And there's a crowd in there, oblivious to everything
That's pretty much all you need to know. If you can't extrapolate from those 4 bullet points, to pretty much feeling like you've seen the film - I envy your lack of imagination/intelligence.
But, some bonus points you might not have envisaged:
- Titwatch: zero
- Explosions: big (actually - yeah, you'd have that one)
- Gunfights on motorcycles inside a stadium concourse: check (yep - crowd is still oblivious even after this)
- Pierce Brosnan: check. Wait, what? Is that Pierce Brosnan? What the fuck? Why.... ? What the fuck?
- I won't list the "homages" to Die Hard. But suffice to say a dead terrorist body is thrown off the roof to let the cops know the situation is real.
I saw that. Decidedly average but good for a mindless watch.
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@kruse said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Right, after all that talk about Bautista, and his movies, I downloaded a couple.
Final Score- Die Hard
- But with Dave Bautista, instead of Bruce Willis
- And in a soccer stadium, instead of a skyscraper
- And there's a crowd in there, oblivious to everything
That's pretty much all you need to know. If you can't extrapolate from those 4 bullet points, to pretty much feeling like you've seen the film - I envy your lack of imagination/intelligence.
But, some bonus points you might not have envisaged:
- Titwatch: zero
- Explosions: big (actually - yeah, you'd have that one)
- Gunfights on motorcycles inside a stadium concourse: check (yep - crowd is still oblivious even after this)
- Pierce Brosnan: check. Wait, what? Is that Pierce Brosnan? What the fuck? Why.... ? What the fuck?
- I won't list the "homages" to Die Hard. But suffice to say a dead terrorist body is thrown off the roof to let the cops know the situation is real.
I saw that. Decidedly average but good for a mindless watch.
Saw it too and decidedly fucking aweful!
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@kruse I watched "his" zombie movie. Easily 30mins too long.
I haven’t even bothered finishing it yet. Zombie movies are so early 2000s.
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