Memes/Tweets (No politics)

[Catogrande]

@r-l said in Memes:

@jc why would anyone go upstairs when you can just have the disabled toilets all to yourself, usually cleaner too.

Like the bloke booking into the hotel. “Is the porn channel disabled”?

“No, it’s normal porn you sick bastard”.

[MN5]

[A Former User]

@mn5 why does he look like hes getting arrested by a pilot? @snowy is this fact, can you arrest people?

[MN5]

@r-l said in Memes:

@mn5 why does he look like hes getting arrested by a pilot?

I just steal the memes, I don’t make them

[A Former User]

@mn5 @Virgil does...

[MiketheSnow]

@r-l said in Memes:

@catogrande I loves a good spoons meme I does!

Absolutely yeeeears ago a very drunk friend once fell a length of thestairs coming back from the toilet, got up like nothing and carried on drinking her 'bow.

‘Bow is the word

[A Former User]

@mikethesnow when I was a student I'd drink it with lime cordial before all the fancy flavours came out lol. I probably couldn't drink it now.

[MN5]

@r-l said in Memes:

@mn5 @Virgil does...

The appalling spelling and grammar are a dead giveaway.

[MiketheSnow]

@r-l said in Memes:

@mikethesnow when I was a student I'd drink it with lime cordial before all the fancy flavours came out lol. I probably couldn't drink it now.

Bow & Black is the Elixir of Youth

The Breakfast of Champions

(dash of black currant squash like Ribena, not this Dark Fruits shit)

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Memes:

@mn5 why does he look like hes getting arrested by a pilot? @snowy is this fact, can you arrest people?

Yes, and did.

Was never sure about marrying people, but it was kinder to arrest them anyway.

[Virgil]

@mn5 said in Memes:

@r-l said in Memes:

@mn5 @Virgil does...

The appalling spelling and grammar are a dead giveaway.

@R-L @MN5

[MN5]

@virgil said in Memes:

@mn5 said in Memes:

@r-l said in Memes:

@mn5 @Virgil does...

The appalling spelling and grammar are a dead giveaway.

@R-L @MN5

Case in point

[A Former User]

@snowy hmm yeah I know which I'd choose.

[JC]

@mikethesnow

@mikethesnow said in Memes:

The Breakfast of Champions

Apropos of nothing, that's my all-time favourite book.

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Memes:

@snowy hmm yeah I know which I'd choose.

Some might say that they are similar, but it is cheaper to get actual handcuffs cut off.

[gt12]

[gt12]

[Virgil]

@gt12 said in Memes:

Must have frustrated him not being able to swipe his own sweat down with those tiny weak arms..

[Paekakboyz]

@virgil I hear they spent ages finding a T-Rex sized bidet too!

[mariner4life]

@r-l said in Memes:

you can just have the disabled toilets all to yourself,

i was under the impression that the disabled toilets were for when you weren't by yourself?