Memes/Tweets (No politics)

[Virgil]

@snowy said in Memes:

@virgil That is seriously good.

Especially if you knew my pyscho parrot that went to the Bronx zoo.

Birds are the under rated assholes of the animal kingdom.

Having had 4 chickens for over a year now i can vouch for how seriously nasty and cruel they can be. Ever bent over in front of one collecting an egg?!?...BIG mistake.

should see how they react when they see a worm or any live bug....

[Snowy]

@virgil said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@virgil That is seriously good.

Especially if you knew my pyscho parrot that went to the Bronx zoo.

Birds are the under rated assholes of the animal kingdom.

Having had 4 chickens for over a year now i can vouch for how seriously nasty and cruel they can be. Ever bent over in front of one collecting an egg?!?...BIG mistake.

should see how they react when they see a worm or any live bug....

Yes they can be. Never ever try and deal with a pyscho goose. He was a complete arsehole and is now deceased. He shuffled off this mortal coil because he was a complete dick. Never even made it to the cellar. Just a shot in the chest and put in the rubbish. A real bellend. Our other two are gorgeous. I don't know what happened previously with him but what a stroppy prick. We also have a dickhead duck. I have warned him...

[Donsteppa]

[gt12]

[Paekakboyz]

@gt12 so good!

[Bones]

@voodoo said in Memes:

@no-quarter said in Memes:

Ok, I'll admit it, I still don't get it

Yeah, I guess it's a pisstake of MS/IE but I don't get it either.

[A Former User]

@virgil said in Memes:

Ever bent over in front of one collecting an egg?

Oh it's not like you are stealing it's future child or anything.

And @Snowy, well I have no words just disappointment. Poor Goose!

[A Former User]

@donsteppa Aaah Grandpa Nokia was a trouper. RIP

[Virgil]

@r-l said in Memes:

@virgil said in Memes:

Ever bent over in front of one collecting an egg?

Oh it's not like you are stealing it's future child or anything.

And @Snowy, well I have no words just disappointment. Poor Goose!

They don’t know that their future children are delicious

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Memes:

And @Snowy, well I have no words just disappointment. Poor Goose!

I'll be honest, in spite of the fact that said goose was a prick, a mate who actually has a gun license came and shot the arsehole. I don't think that I could have done it. I struggle with finishing off possums.

[A Former User]

@snowy said in Memes:

finishing off possums

You lot are barbaric!!

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

finishing off possums

You lot are barbaric!!

Predator free NZ baby.

[Paekakboyz]

@snowy fuck yeah. Wipe em out.

[Bones]

@r-l said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

finishing off possums

You lot are barbaric!!

I guess when you live out in the wops, you've gotta take it where you can get it? Not something us city folk got up to.

[Bones]

@paekakboyz said in Memes:

Wipe em out

The phrasing is out of this world on here.

[A Former User]

@snowy said in Memes:

@r-l said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

finishing off possums

You lot are barbaric!!

Predator free NZ baby.

reaaaally? Explain your basement.

[Snowy]

@r-l We are talking rodents, etc. Us Sexual predators aren't on the radar yet. Oh and it is a cellar. Sigh.

[A Former User]

@snowy SEXUAL predator!? I thought you were just a bog-standard killer.

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Memes:

@snowy SEXUAL predator!? I thought you were just a bog-standard killer.

Oh no, I do it all. This is the problem with young people, they don't think outside the box (no, not that R-l).

[Bones]

@r-l said in Memes:

@snowy SEXUAL predator!? I thought you were just a bog-standard killer.

He's just confessed to giving a marsupial a happy ending and you deem that bog standard. Handy to know.