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All Blacks v Tonga

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  • nostrildamusN nostrildamus

    @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

    I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

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    Got a problem with a hard-tackling lamington?

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    @nostrildamus Now that you've brought them up you've reminded me I hate the red lamingtons.

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    • bayimportsB bayimports

      @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

      Good to see the fern getting started early for the match thread anyway.

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      except for @voodoo who must be looking at that alcohol and going crazy right now 🙂

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      @bayimports said in All Blacks v Tonga:

      @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

      Good to see the fern getting started early for the match thread anyway.

      alt text

      except for @voodoo who must be looking at that alcohol and going crazy right now 🙂

      It is probably better being sober and surveying that scene than being drunk and asking who the saucy wench is..

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      • NepiaN Nepia

        @nostrildamus Now that you've brought them up you've reminded me I hate the red lamingtons.

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        @nepia said in All Blacks v Tonga:

        @nostrildamus Now that you've brought them up you've reminded me I hate the red lamingtons.

        Real lamingtons are chocolate

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        • BonesB Bones

          @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

          @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

          @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

          Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

          Qué?

          Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

          As you were then.

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          #188

          @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

          @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

          @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

          @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

          Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

          Qué?

          Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

          As you were then.

          Settle, was just a joke about your dislike of RI. For once, not an Akira white knight post.

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          • CrucialC Crucial

            I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

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            pakman
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            @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

            I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

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            For some reason hairdresser didn’t tell him he’d look like a twat?

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            • P pakman

              @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

              I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

              alt text

              For some reason hairdresser didn’t tell him he’d look like a twat?

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              nostrildamus
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              #190

              @pakman said in All Blacks v Tonga:

              @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

              I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

              alt text

              For some reason hairdresser didn’t tell him he’d look like a twat?

              At least he hasn't tied Juju bears on the ends...

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              • P pakman

                @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

                alt text

                For some reason hairdresser didn’t tell him he’d look like a twat?

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                nostrildamus
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                #191

                @pakman said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

                alt text

                For some reason hairdresser didn’t tell him he’d look like a twat?
                I've just twigged Akira's hair style is possibly a homage to seafood and Will Smith films: Anenome of the People*.

                (*State doesn't right here).

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                • KirwanK Kirwan

                  @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                  @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                  @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                  @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

                  Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

                  Qué?

                  Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

                  As you were then.

                  Settle, was just a joke about your dislike of RI. For once, not an Akira white knight post.

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                  Bones
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                  #192

                  @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                  @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                  @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                  @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                  @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

                  Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

                  Qué?

                  Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

                  As you were then.

                  Settle, was just a joke about your dislike of RI. For once, not an Akira white knight post.

                  Yeah nah I just don't understand how I dislike RI....is it the posts where I claim he's streets ahead of Ennor and better than Faingaanuku, as well as being the best option for left wing right now.

                  Or something else? 😊

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                  • KiwiwombleK Kiwiwomble

                    @crazy-horse said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                    @antipodean said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                    acceptable moustaches.

                    There is no such thing

                    i beg to differ

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                    #193

                    @kiwiwomble Richie sure looks like he'd fit right into a Biggles film..

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                    • nostrildamusN nostrildamus

                      @kiwiwomble Richie sure looks like he'd fit right into a Biggles film..

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                      Machpants
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                      @nostrildamus said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                      @kiwiwomble Richie sure looks like he'd fit right into a Biggles film..

                      Dude, you obviously have no idea what an RAF moustache looks like!

                      Handle bar moustaches are for bikers and The Village People. An RAF mo must be able to see the 'wings' from behind!

                      106f4947-6614-4642-a340-aed1c4fa15b2-image.jpeg

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                      • M Machpants

                        Makes me think of Professor Richard McRichard, Mafeking Young Ladies Hospital...

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                        booboo
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                        @machpants said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                        Makes me think of Professor Richard McRichard, Mafeking Young Ladies Hospital...

                        Ploise exploin?

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                        • BonesB Bones

                          @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

                          Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

                          Qué?

                          Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

                          As you were then.

                          Settle, was just a joke about your dislike of RI. For once, not an Akira white knight post.

                          Yeah nah I just don't understand how I dislike RI....is it the posts where I claim he's streets ahead of Ennor and better than Faingaanuku, as well as being the best option for left wing right now.

                          Or something else? 😊

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                          Kirwan
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                          #196

                          @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                          @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

                          Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

                          Qué?

                          Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

                          As you were then.

                          Settle, was just a joke about your dislike of RI. For once, not an Akira white knight post.

                          Yeah nah I just don't understand how I dislike RI....is it the posts where I claim he's streets ahead of Ennor and better than Faingaanuku, as well as being the best option for left wing right now.

                          Or something else? 😊

                          Something else.

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                          • boobooB booboo

                            @machpants said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                            Makes me think of Professor Richard McRichard, Mafeking Young Ladies Hospital...

                            Ploise exploin?

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                            Machpants
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                            @booboo said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                            @machpants said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                            Makes me think of Professor Richard McRichard, Mafeking Young Ladies Hospital...

                            Ploise exploin?

                            Bottom Live: The psuedonym that Richie Richard (Rik Mayall) uses to order a blow up doll.

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                            • M Machpants

                              @nostrildamus said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                              @kiwiwomble Richie sure looks like he'd fit right into a Biggles film..

                              Dude, you obviously have no idea what an RAF moustache looks like!

                              Handle bar moustaches are for bikers and The Village People. An RAF mo must be able to see the 'wings' from behind!

                              106f4947-6614-4642-a340-aed1c4fa15b2-image.jpeg

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                              nostrildamus
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                              #198

                              @machpants said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                              @nostrildamus said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                              @kiwiwomble Richie sure looks like he'd fit right into a Biggles film..

                              Dude, you obviously have no idea what an RAF moustache looks like!

                              Handle bar moustaches are for bikers and The Village People. An RAF mo must be able to see the 'wings' from behind!

                              106f4947-6614-4642-a340-aed1c4fa15b2-image.jpeg

                              But I was thinking of the huns!
                              See no.5 https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/50929/8-awesome-mustaches-world-war-i

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                              • KirwanK Kirwan

                                @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

                                Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

                                Qué?

                                Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

                                As you were then.

                                Settle, was just a joke about your dislike of RI. For once, not an Akira white knight post.

                                Yeah nah I just don't understand how I dislike RI....is it the posts where I claim he's streets ahead of Ennor and better than Faingaanuku, as well as being the best option for left wing right now.

                                Or something else? 😊

                                Something else.

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                                Bones
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                                #199

                                @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @bones said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @kirwan said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @canes4life said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                @mn5 😂 leading the haka then..

                                Reiko, so Bones' head explodes?

                                Qué?

                                Are you referring to that one time I commented on Akira looking slower than usual and you lost your shit and decided I'm a "hater"? Just like anyone else that dares to comment on a Ioane and mentions something that might not be good instead of going on about how everyone should sign up to the church of Ioane?

                                As you were then.

                                Settle, was just a joke about your dislike of RI. For once, not an Akira white knight post.

                                Yeah nah I just don't understand how I dislike RI....is it the posts where I claim he's streets ahead of Ennor and better than Faingaanuku, as well as being the best option for left wing right now.

                                Or something else? 😊

                                Something else.

                                If only I knew.

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                                • P pakman

                                  @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                  I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

                                  alt text

                                  For some reason hairdresser didn’t tell him he’d look like a twat?

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                                  Kruse
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                                  #200

                                  @pakman said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                  @crucial said in All Blacks v Tonga:

                                  I think we have bigger things to worry about than boots and moustaches.

                                  alt text

                                  For some reason hairdresser didn’t tell him he’d look like a twat?

                                  To be fair, I wouldn't mind meeting the hairdresser who'd step up and explain "Mate, you realise you're going to look like a twat?"

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                                    mofitzy_
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                                    Torn between thinking the team is too overpowered so the result will be meaningless and therefore this should've been a good chance to send out a lot more new caps, and being glad it they picked a strong side.

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                                      Bovidae
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                                      Some background info on the Tongan team.

                                      https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/international/125615499/international-men-of-mystery--just-who-are-these-tongans-facing-the-all-blacks

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                                        #203

                                        Not to be confused with the Australian-born, former Melbourne Rebels player Sione Tuipulotu, who was last month called into the Scotland squad. Formerely with Manawatū, now Auckland in the NPC, the former Wesley College pupil was, before now, eligible for three countries, having represented both Tonga and Samoa at Under-20 level, and also being called into the NZ U20 squad.

                                        Sheesh, he's covered his bases.

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                                        • NepiaN Nepia

                                          Not to be confused with the Australian-born, former Melbourne Rebels player Sione Tuipulotu, who was last month called into the Scotland squad. Formerely with Manawatū, now Auckland in the NPC, the former Wesley College pupil was, before now, eligible for three countries, having represented both Tonga and Samoa at Under-20 level, and also being called into the NZ U20 squad.

                                          Sheesh, he's covered his bases.

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                                          nostrildamus
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                                          I'm looking forward to viewing a badly coached, ill-prepared and relatively inexperienced team do battle.

                                          As for the other team, I also hope Tonga do well.

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