Awesome stuff you see on the internet

[Bones]

@catogrande the NHS. Just hope it's not run by the same people who devise her miracle diets.

[Bones]

@mikethesnow <m4l> fucking lol </m4l>

[Catogrande]

@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet

@catogrande the NHS. Just hope it's not run by the same people who devise her miracle diets.

Bollocks to that. If it’s the NHS I’ll come out with the same retinal imprint but my scrotum stapled to my arse.

[Bones]

@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet

@catogrande the NHS. Just hope it's not run by the same people who devise her miracle diets.

Bollocks to that. If it’s the NHS I’ll come out with the same retinal imprint but my scrotum stapled to my arse.

At least it's your scrotum.

[taniwharugby]

Wow

[Catogrande]

@taniwharugby

Mad. But what about the bloke filming it. Or are you thinking drone?

[Catogrande]

@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

@catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet

@catogrande the NHS. Just hope it's not run by the same people who devise her miracle diets.

Bollocks to that. If it’s the NHS I’ll come out with the same retinal imprint but my scrotum stapled to my arse.

At least it's your scrotum.

Yeah. I just can’t catch a break.

[taniwharugby]

@catogrande hadnt thought about it...but drone surely, I mean having to focus on the dude crazily flying instead of those rocks...?

[Snowy]

@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

@catogrande come on. That was fucking funny.

Cruel was the word you were looking for.

Some humour is just too sick even for me.

[dogmeat]

@bones Why is she wearing the sheet from Twister?

I thought a Towie was someone who removed your car and then extracted from you the GDP of a small European principality to release it?

[A Former User]

@snowy she wouldn't be picked for the basement then?

[Snowy]

@r-l said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

@snowy she wouldn't be picked for the basement then?

LOL, no there are standards to be maintained for my cellar dwellers.

I've never spent any time in Cornwall. Having just seen that I am unlikely to, although I'm sure there are some lovely sights at times.

[Snowy]

Make an awful lot of coats though, just not very nice ones.

[A Former User]

@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

LOL, no there are standards to be maintained for my cellar dwellers.

It'd be the best rehab/diet for her.

[Snowy]

@r-l I'm not sure that I would have the space. Certainly not the inclination to find it.

I'm fat shaming here aren't I? Right up with all the kid's terms I am.

[Stargazer]

[A Former User]

@stargazer I want to know who's cleaning all that up

[Stargazer]

@r-l Haha, hopefully the person who built this!

Edited to add that there's a good chance this person lives alone. Just imagine how often they must have tried first to get it right!

[A Former User]

@stargazer they don't live alone, I imagine they will when the wife comes home and sees what they've done with their day though.

[Snowy]

I was impressed with the use of the toilet rolls. Very covid related and if you have stockpiled, well, they need some purpose surely.