Bad/Lame Jokes
Bad/Lame Jokes
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@mn5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Similarly:
Husband showing off the newly tiled floor in the kitchen to his wife. She slipped and landed, doing the splits. “Help, I can’t get up” she says. Husband tries to help but no luck. Wife explains that she wasn’t wearing any knickers and consequently got suctioned onto the new tiles. “You’ll have to get the hammer and smash the tiles to break the seal she says”. With that the husband starts amorously kissing her and feeling her tits. “What the hell are you doing ?“ she demands. “We’ll I thought if I got you turned on I could slide you out to the hallway, the tiles there need replacing anyway.”
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