Bogans with kids
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
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@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Bogans with kids:
@mn5 said in Bogans with kids:
On this……
I’m still FB friends with a chick that I was seeing and she was tagged in a post with a new baby called……………Royaltee ( exact spelling )…..such a classic bogan move to fuck with the spelling of what they think is a posh sounding name.
Christ on a bike I dodged a bullet there.
Jesus! I hope she had other ahem qualities that made up for that.
Yes….and I hasten to add the baby wasn’t hers it was her dirtbag mates who mercifully I never actually met.
I was about to add if you’d checked what you were doing 9 months ago….
One thought that now freaks me out now (although I was more blinded by Mr Cøck at the time) is hooking up with someone on Tinder, somehow getting them pregnant and then then finding out you’re now bound by blood to extreme bogan stock. Fark.
Less likely at our age than years ago luckily.
But you make a good point, they can have excessive tatts ( kids names are a standard ), badly dyed hair, piercings and all the rest and still be hot in a “I want to fuck you, no way will I want my family/mates to meet you” kind of way.
Especially if you’ve already made the effort to get dressed and leave the house.
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She never stood a chance in life...
A teenager who crashed a stolen car into a rock, brandished an imitation pistol at police officers and took off in their patrol car has been jailed for two years and two months.
The sentence also came with a warning: she now faces the prospect of being “in and out of jail for your adult life”.
Both were issued to Mykky Icclessiastes Illusion X-Calibur Maxinmus Walker, 18, at Rotorua District Court on Thursday by Judge Greg Hollister-Jones.
Walker, who appeared via audiovisual link, had earlier entered guilty pleas to threatening to kill police officers, using an imitation firearm to prevent arrest, unlawful vehicle use, failing to stop and aggravated robbery.
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@bovidae said in Bogans with kids:
Maxinmus
So parents were fans of Gladiator, and unsurprisingly, not great at spelling?
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@taniwharugby also fans of the old testament and...king Arthur?
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What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
How we met: ‘I sat down beside her on a coach. Before the journey was over I’d asked her to marry me’
Andy from Glasgow met Becky from Illinois on a Greyhound bus, defending her from the attentions of a crass man in front of them. Ten hours later, they were engaged
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
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@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
How we met: ‘I sat down beside her on a coach. Before the journey was over I’d asked her to marry me’
Andy from Glasgow met Becky from Illinois on a Greyhound bus, defending her from the attentions of a crass man in front of them. Ten hours later, they were engaged
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
I read it as 26 separate names? Anyhow. A really fucking annoying look at us story.
But totally in the right thread 
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@catogrande said in Bogans with kids:
@machpants said in Bogans with kids:
What a lovely story, I thought, until they mentioned what they named their daughter (right at the end)
How we met: ‘I sat down beside her on a coach. Before the journey was over I’d asked her to marry me’
Andy from Glasgow met Becky from Illinois on a Greyhound bus, defending her from the attentions of a crass man in front of them. Ten hours later, they were engaged
Imagine filling in forms with a 26 word full name, FFS
I read it as 26 separate names? Anyhow. A really fucking annoying look at us story.
But totally in the right thread Yeah like “Anna Billy Ceri Delta Eloise Georgia…” fucking twats
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@machpants you know that kid is getting called Alphabet Soup... amongst some other things.
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Worth a mention for the kids names and the fact that Maverick has a mud flap that Joe Dirt would be proud of
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/300546003/wanted-marokopa-dad-returned-home-for-supplies
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Did this guy ever really have a chance with that name?
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
Did this guy ever really have a chance with that name?
Natural selection.
As expected other munter/bogan/shithead/ferals are coming out saying he wasn’t “armed” seemingly oblivious to the fact that a car is a deadly weapon in the hands of a lunatic.
