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  • MN5M Online
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    @bones said in Memes:

    @kruse said in Memes:

    You should probably stop hanging out with 10-year olds.

    Holy shit my parents are 10.

    And @mn5 is hanging out with them.

    I don't know which is worse.

    Your Mum makes nice sandwiches.

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  • BonesB Online
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    @mn5 said in Memes:

    @bones said in Memes:

    @kruse said in Memes:

    You should probably stop hanging out with 10-year olds.

    Holy shit my parents are 10.

    And @mn5 is hanging out with them.

    I don't know which is worse.

    Your Mum makes nice sandwiches.

    I know.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @hooroo said in Memes:

    For me you have a bag of chips which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce or you have hot chips (Think, thin, wavy or otherwise) which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce.

    Known as the Chip Buttie in the UK - Yorkshire's great contribution to world cuisine.

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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
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    @victor-meldrew said in Memes:

    @hooroo said in Memes:

    For me you have a bag of chips which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce or you have hot chips (Think, thin, wavy or otherwise) which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce.

    Known as the Chip Buttie in the UK - Yorkshire's great contribution to world cuisine.

    I've known it as that my whole life and my family has no links to Yorkshire....go figure!

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  • MN5M Online
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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
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    @victor-meldrew said in Memes:

    @hooroo said in Memes:

    For me you have a bag of chips which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce or you have hot chips (Think, thin, wavy or otherwise) which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce.

    Known as the Chip Buttie in the UK - Yorkshire's great contribution to world cuisine.

    It’s much healthier if you put bacon in instead of chips. Think of the protein.

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    @victor-meldrew said in Memes:

    @hooroo said in Memes:

    For me you have a bag of chips which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce or you have hot chips (Think, thin, wavy or otherwise) which is great on white bread and butter with tomato sauce.

    Known as the Chip Buttie in the UK - Yorkshire's great contribution to world cuisine.

    And, just like the fish finger sandwich it is getting poshed up by loads of “gastropubs” <shudder>.

    Sourdough artisan bread or even worse a glazed brioche bun. Add some poncey lettuce and plaice goujons (ha-ha, auto correct and my fat thumbs made that gonads) and garnish with home made tartare sauce. Fuck off that is not a fish finger sandwich. 2 slices of killer white bread, butter, Birds Eye fish fingers courtesy of the seafaring paedophile and some Heinz tomato ketchup.

    That is it.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
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    @catogrande said in Memes:

    And, just like the fish finger sandwich it is getting poshed up by loads of “gastropubs” <shudder>.

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  • JCJ Offline
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    @catogrande I had a young guy who worked for me some years ago and despite being perfectly normal in every other respect he would only ever eat a handful of foods. He had fish finger sandwiches from a lunch place out the other end of Canary Wharf for lunch every day. Always basic white bread, marg, not butter, and Heinz tomato ketchup.

    He had never tried, pizza, pasta or rice. Curry and other “foreign food” were out of the question.

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    @jc said in Memes:

    @catogrande I had a young guy who worked for me some years ago and despite being perfectly normal in every other respect he would only ever eat a handful of foods. He had fish finger sandwiches from a lunch place out the other end of Canary Wharf for lunch every day. Always basic white bread, marg, not butter, and Heinz tomato ketchup.

    He had never tried, pizza, pasta or rice. Curry and other “foreign food” were out of the question.

    He has to be british. There's a deep culinary conservatism that runs through a lot of the country. There is truly amazing food, but also an absolute shitload of inedible rubbish.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @nzzp said in Memes:

    @jc said in Memes:

    @catogrande I had a young guy who worked for me some years ago and despite being perfectly normal in every other respect he would only ever eat a handful of foods. He had fish finger sandwiches from a lunch place out the other end of Canary Wharf for lunch every day. Always basic white bread, marg, not butter, and Heinz tomato ketchup.

    He had never tried, pizza, pasta or rice. Curry and other “foreign food” were out of the question.

    He has to be british. There's a deep culinary conservatism that runs through a lot of the country.

    Yep. They don't seem to eat much food that isn't Indian, Chinese, Italian, Spanish, Mexican, French, Japanese or American in origin.

    There is truly amazing food, but also an absolute shitload of inedible rubbish.

    I can recommend this pub just off the A30 near Launceston. What they do with a microwave and a frozen lasagne will blow your mind.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    Not a meme as such but still a good advice starting point for any young ladies.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @taniwharugby WTF is an 'airplane'?

    Also it is Lego, or Lego bricks, not Legos....

    ...off I go to the Grumpy fluffybunnies thread! 😉

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    @machpants said in Memes:

    @taniwharugby WTF is an 'airplane'?

    Also it is Lego, or Lego bricks, not Legos....

    ...off I go to the Grumpy fluffybunnies thread! 😉

    Agree. One of my hatiest Americanisms.

    The plural of Lego is Lego!!!!

    Hang loose and be like mooses or I might fly there on aircrafts and shoot your childrens like they are deers.
    What a species’s.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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  • JCJ Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @crucial Amen. Also…
    Cheaters: People who cheat are called cheats. Bathroom: Why is there no bath in this toilet? Gotten:The word you are after is got. Takeout: Just. Fuck. Off. “Chinese food”: Look we know you’re not actually suggesting you eat someone from Beijing. It’s just so laboured. “Chinese” is sufficient. “Zee”: Aargh.

    All that probably should be a GOM post, but I could care less.

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