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    <p>I am well short of the standard, I am only Five foot five </p>

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    <p>Reminds me of someone's tinder profile. "I am six feet and four inches. Those are two measurements."</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="580154" data-time="1463381889"><p>
    Reminds me of someone's tinder profile. "I am six feet and four inches. Those are two measurements."</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Why are you looking at men's tinder profiles?

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    <p>don't judge</p>

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    <p>My apologies Cato, I accept you for who you are.</p>

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    Too late, I've already emailed Pocock.

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="580154" data-time="1463381889"><p>Reminds me of someone's tinder profile. "I am six feet and four inches. Those are two measurements."</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Did you swipe right? 🙂

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="580160" data-time="1463383199">
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    <p>don't judge</p>
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    <p> And don't assume it was a man's profile.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Actually just vetting the potential applicants for the position of most hated suitor/marked for death/boyfriend of one of the two Ms Catos.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Honest.</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Cookie" data-cid="580163" data-time="1463383970">
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    <p>Did you swipe right? :)</p>
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    <p>Not knowing what means what and having the handicap of fat thumbs I would be shit-scared of doing anything. My mate (no really) went on tinder and was showing me how it worked and I pressed or swiped something I shouldn't have and he was stalked by this absolute munter for over a week. My how we laughed. Oh actually on second thoughts it was just me laughing.</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="580172" data-time="1463388046">
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    <p>Not knowing what means what and having the handicap of fat thumbs I would be shit-scared of doing anything. My mate (no really) went on tinder and was showing me how it worked and I pressed or swiped something I shouldn't have and he was stalked by this absolute munter for over a week. My how we laughed. Oh actually on second thoughts it was just me laughing.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>It saves a lot of money and is like shooting fish in a barrel.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Tinder is awesome.</p>

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    <p>I understand that Grinder is supposed to be a bit more casual? I mean if low hanging fruit is your bag. Just sayin' is all.</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="580177" data-time="1463388671">
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    <p>I understand that Grinder is supposed to be a bit more casual? I mean if low hanging fruit is your bag. Just sayin' is all.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>It sounds ideal but I like females.</p>

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    <p>Oh. So now you're all picky.</p>

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    Just proves beggars can be choosers

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="580181" data-time="1463389572">
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    <p>Just proves beggars can be choosers</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Unlike the fern I made sure I appeared pleasant and fun to be around which has worked a treat so far until I reveal the real me....</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="580178" data-time="1463388988">
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    <p>It sounds ideal but I like females.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Sometimes they're human...</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="580190" data-time="1463391457">
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    <p>Sometimes they're human...</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Ideally, but if you both swipe right then it's all on.</p>

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    <p>I'm a Tinder user. I spotted a profile today of a girl named Chloe - her tag line? "the C & L are silent". </p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Smudge" data-cid="580194" data-time="1463392367">
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    <p>I'm a Tinder user. I spotted a profile today of a girl named Chloe - her tag line? "the C & L are silent". </p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Fat.</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Smudge" data-cid="580194" data-time="1463392367">
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    <p>I'm a Tinder user. I spotted a profile today of a girl named Chloe - her tag line? "the C & L are silent". </p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Can't go wrong, upon meeting it should go something like this......</p>
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    <p>Smudge: Hey Chloe, wanna come home for a root ?</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Chloe: I sure will you smooth talking Adonis.....</p>

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