Memes/Tweets (No politics)
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@mn5 Japanese monks are / were allowed to have sex with geisha's while Tibetan ones were encourage to partake in sexual yoga in order to obtain the highest levels of enlightenment.
Now you know why the Dalai Lama looks so serene.
I didn’t, but I do now.
Goodness me the fern is an amazing fountain of knowledge.
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@mn5 Japanese monks are / were allowed to have sex with geisha's while Tibetan ones were encourage to partake in sexual yoga in order to obtain the highest levels of enlightenment.
Now you know why the Dalai Lama looks so serene.
Sematics I know but I doubt few monks would have been able to get anywhere near a geisha (It is a misconception that they were pros). Local brothel would have been more their level I think.
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@old-samurai-jack
Semantics I know: but it's semantics
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@dogmeat Uh-oh.....And funnily enough, semantics is my job.......
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@old-samurai-jack said in Memes:
@dogmeat Uh-oh.....And funnily enough, semantics is my job.......
Everyone likes some antics every now and again. Sounds like my job.
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@catogrande said in Memes:
@machpants said in Memes:
@machpants said in Memes:
@machpants said in Memes:
@no-quarter said in Memes:
Tits on that !!!!!!
Selma?
Or Salma. I think they’re too big though. Could just be a random hottie.
Lol bloody autocorrect.
Well I think the vow of celibacy just went out the fucken window in any case
Does wanking count?
Good question. Anyone on the fern know about such matters ?
Apparently you get associate membership of the mile high club if you have a frap in the bogs on the plane. Dunno if that helps?
A frap?
Anyhoo, associate member, Mile High Club. Put that in your LinkedIn profile.
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@catogrande said in Memes:
@machpants said in Memes:
@machpants said in Memes:
@machpants said in Memes:
@no-quarter said in Memes:
Tits on that !!!!!!
Selma?
Or Salma. I think they’re too big though. Could just be a random hottie.
Lol bloody autocorrect.
Well I think the vow of celibacy just went out the fucken window in any case
Does wanking count?
Good question. Anyone on the fern know about such matters ?
Apparently you get associate membership of the mile high club if you have a frap in the bogs on the plane. Dunno if that helps?
A frap?
Anyhoo, associate member, Mile High Club. Put that in your LinkedIn profile.
Many names for a bit of self-pleasure.
Oh and I guess you’re not one of my 500+ connections on linkdin otherwise you’d already know. Too late to send a request now, you have been judged.
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Time to put people out of their misery...
Oh and it's a fucken lame meme, even when you "get it"
From a Google search about this meme
Every wrestler needs a good catchphrase, and John Cena is no exception. Cena’s signature line is “You Can’t See Me”. He typically accompanies the taunt with an open-handed wave in front of his face.
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Time to put people out of their misery...
Oh and it's a fucken lame meme, even when you "get it"
From a Google search about this meme
Every wrestler needs a good catchphrase, and John Cena is no exception. Cena’s signature line is “You Can’t See Me”. He typically accompanies the taunt with an open-handed wave in front of his face.
And the guy in the meme is John Cena?
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Time to put people out of their misery...
Oh and it's a fucken lame meme, even when you "get it"
From a Google search about this meme
Every wrestler needs a good catchphrase, and John Cena is no exception. Cena’s signature line is “You Can’t See Me”. He typically accompanies the taunt with an open-handed wave in front of his face.
Oh cool you're back
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@crazy-horse said in Memes:
Time to put people out of their misery...
Oh and it's a fucken lame meme, even when you "get it"
From a Google search about this meme
Every wrestler needs a good catchphrase, and John Cena is no exception. Cena’s signature line is “You Can’t See Me”. He typically accompanies the taunt with an open-handed wave in front of his face.
And the guy in the meme is John Cena?
Apparently
. Told ya it was lame!
