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Ashes 2021-22

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  • canefanC canefan

    Funny how that aussie all rounder Green(?) came out to bat and got bowled by Ben from Chch second ball. The aussie comms could only squeeze in a couple of minutes of fapping about how good he is. Then they went on about Stokes being the English Talisman. Ha give me Neil from Pretoria anyday. We loves Wags ❤

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    @canefan said in Ashes 2021-22:

    Funny how that aussie all rounder Green(?) came out to bat and got bowled by Ben from Chch second ball. The aussie comms could only squeeze in a couple of minutes of fapping about how good he is. Then they went on about Stokes being the English Talisman. Ha give me Neil from Pretoria anyday. We loves Wags ❤

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      Funny how that aussie all rounder Green(?) came out to bat and got bowled by Ben from Chch second ball. The aussie comms could only squeeze in a couple of minutes of fapping about how good he is. Then they went on about Stokes being the English Talisman. Ha give me Neil from Pretoria anyday. We loves Wags ❤

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      @canefan said in Ashes 2021-22:

      Funny how that aussie all rounder Green(?) came out to bat and got bowled by Ben from Chch second ball. The aussie comms could only squeeze in a couple of minutes of fapping about how good he is. Then they went on about Stokes being the English Talisman. Ha give me Neil from Pretoria anyday. We loves Wags ❤

      Wasn't it Greymouth ? Offf to google..

      No... Chch. Sorry ...

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        @rotated said in Ashes 2021-22:

        @tewaio said in Ashes 2021-22:

        What annoys me the most is how the Aussies mispronounce his name, yet in the 2000s Wallabies fans/commentators were fine with saying Jannes Labuschagne correctly.

        It is at his insistence that it is Labuschange like Champagne. The Hyacinth Bucket of test cricket.

        His family gave up because Australians

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        @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

        @rotated said in Ashes 2021-22:

        @tewaio said in Ashes 2021-22:

        What annoys me the most is how the Aussies mispronounce his name, yet in the 2000s Wallabies fans/commentators were fine with saying Jannes Labuschagne correctly.

        It is at his insistence that it is Labuschange like Champagne. The Hyacinth Bucket of test cricket.

        His family gave up because Australians Queenslanders

        Fixed.

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          @booboo said in Ashes 2021-22:

          @rotated said in Ashes 2021-22:

          @tewaio said in Ashes 2021-22:

          What annoys me the most is how the Aussies mispronounce his name, yet in the 2000s Wallabies fans/commentators were fine with saying Jannes Labuschagne correctly.

          It is at his insistence that it is Labuschange like Champagne. The Hyacinth Bucket of test cricket.

          His family gave up because Australians Queenslanders

          Fixed.

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          @nta probably fair

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            @tewaio said in Ashes 2021-22:

            What annoys me the most is how the Aussies mispronounce his name, yet in the 2000s Wallabies fans/commentators were fine with saying Jannes Labuschagne correctly.

            It is at his insistence that it is Labuschange like Champagne. The Hyacinth Bucket of test cricket.

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            @rotated said in Ashes 2021-22:

            @tewaio said in Ashes 2021-22:

            What annoys me the most is how the Aussies mispronounce his name, yet in the 2000s Wallabies fans/commentators were fine with saying Jannes Labuschagne correctly.

            It is at his insistence that it is Labuschange like Champagne. The Hyacinth Bucket of test cricket.

            Quite understandable, really. The name would have come from French (boscage = woodland) and then butchered into Afrikaans along the way.

            Wouldn't have started out as "Lah-boo-skuhk-knee", fer shure. 😉

            And that's the innings....

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              Marcus Harris runs off, eager to bat, like the slow kid who thinks the bullies aren't just laughing at him as they send him out for sacrificial lamb duties.

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                Australia toying with England, like a cat with a mouse it is about to devour.

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                  Australia toying with England, like a cat with a mouse it is about to devour.

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                  @sparky said in Ashes 2021-22:

                  Australia toying with England, like a cat with a mouse it is about to devour.

                  And then running themselves out. Idiots

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                    @sparky said in Ashes 2021-22:

                    Australia toying with England, like a cat with a mouse it is about to devour.

                    And then running themselves out. Idiots

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                    @nta they only lead by a million.

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                    • antipodeanA antipodean

                      @nta they only lead by a million.

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                      @antipodean said in Ashes 2021-22:

                      @nta they only lead by a million.

                      Yeah I don't think we're quite at "let's take the piss stage".

                      I want to crush them.

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                        @antipodean said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @nta they only lead by a million.

                        Yeah I don't think we're quite at "let's take the piss stage".

                        I want to crush them.

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                        @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @antipodean said in Ashes 2021-22:

                        @nta they only lead by a million.

                        Yeah I don't think we're quite at "let's take the piss stage".

                        I want to crush them.

                        I think you’ll get your wish.

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                          England did well in the first session, then were really, really poor in the second and third.

                          This is Australia team are very solid, than rather great. But they are far too good for this disorganised, demotivated England rabble.

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                            Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

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                              Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

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                              @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                              Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

                              His head is still all over the place, I suspect. I think he will be given time off once Australia have secured the urn.

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                                @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

                                His head is still all over the place, I suspect. I think he will be given time off once Australia have secured the urn.

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                                He’s not moving freely at all; looks a bit ginger.

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                                  He’s not moving freely at all; looks a bit ginger.

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                                  @scribe said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                  He’s not moving freely at all; looks a bit ginger.

                                  I like what you did there

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                                  • sparkyS sparky

                                    @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                    Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

                                    His head is still all over the place, I suspect. I think he will be given time off once Australia have secured the urn.

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                                    @sparky said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                    @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                    Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

                                    His head is still all over the place, I suspect. I think he will be given time off once Australia have secured the urn.

                                    He’s impressed me with his guts and effort and he did his best in that innings yesterday. I still think he’s overrated but a lot of that is down to crap written on the Wisden page which I guess England can’t help given the quality players they ( don’t ) have. He’s a very decent player but certainly not in the echelon of the best ever.

                                    Despite that bullshit written about him he’s not gonna be enough to make them competitive, they will lose this test by a huge margin.

                                    Even though I honestly can’t see any other result than 5-0 ( or maybe 4-0 if the weather plays up ) there is something so intangibly awesome about Ashes cricket that makes it so compelling. I mean, I’ll happily switch allegiances depending on who is in the team ( I was more of an England fan when Pietersen, Cook, Flintoff and Collingwood were playing for example ) but I’ll always love watching quality cricket. Long may the series continue.

                                    I wish NZ had something like it.

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                                      @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

                                      His head is still all over the place, I suspect. I think he will be given time off once Australia have secured the urn.

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                                      @sparky said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      @nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

                                      Stokes won't make Melbourne at this rate

                                      His head is still all over the place, I suspect. I think he will be given time off once Australia have secured the urn.

                                      His body is the concern. That fucked knee is directly related to his growing issues with hamstring and glute IMHO.

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                                        @NTA I’ve gotta say I actually quite like Warne, M Waugh, Hussey, Gilly etc as commentators and presenters. Warne was full of genuine praise for the courage that Anderson showed while batting, M Waugh said Stokes was a better player than his record…..little things like that were a really nice touch, so much better than the “Australia is amazing and fuck everyone else” bullshit that Tubby, Slats, Healy and Nicholls ( urgh fuck I hate that slimy suck up ) used to indulge in.

                                        Still a bit of overly Bogan matey anecdotes from Warney sometimes….but it is Warney so it’s too be expected.

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                                          @mn5 Ponting, Botham, Blewett, Fleming, Hayden, on free to air. It's insightful and to the point, as well as having the right degree of humour without the blokey shit.

                                          Supported by Alison Mitchell, James Brayshaw, and a couple of professional commentators and it is a better package.

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