Ashes 2021-22

MN5

@donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

I haven't followed his journey too closely to know why he's often been in and out of the side, but with a test batting average of 42 and nine hundreds, I suspect that Usman would have been a lock in in the Black Caps top order for years.

We don’t need him we’ve got Nicholls.

NTA

@donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

I haven't followed his journey too closely to know why he's often been in and out of the side, but with a test batting average of 42 and nine hundreds, I suspect that Usman would have been a lock in in the Black Caps top order for years.

Averages 24 overseas. That's been the issue

NTA

https://twitter.com/WisdenCricket/status/1478978801375842306?t=8eDAHoDWVRdBqgw5QO-fWQ&s=19

NTA

(for @MN5 : Ben Stokes is 16.83 bat and 71.50 ball)

MN5

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

(for @MN5 : Ben Stokes is 16.83 bat and 71.50 ball)

He’d be doing better if those stats were reversed

Catogrande

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

MN5

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

Catogrande

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

You know Wisden is edited by a trans that used to be a paedophile don’t you?

MN5

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

You know Wisden is edited by a trans that used to be a paedophile don’t you?

I do now.

Extras going great for England as they have all season, out scoring both openers combined so far.

Catogrande

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

You know Wisden is edited by a trans that used to be a paedophile don’t you?

I do now.

Extras going great for England as they have all season, out scoring both openers combined so far.

Rain and extras our two MVPs

No Quarter

That was a sitter. Is Carey rated as a keeper or there for his batting?

Hooroo

@no-quarter said in Ashes 2021-22:

That was a sitter. Is Carey rated as a keeper or there for his batting?

That was a sitter for first slip! He should have been no where near that

Hooroo

How satisfying is it to watch a bowler who has just had a sitter dropped, take out off and middle the following over! Awesome.

Hooroo

That shot was truly awful though. That is a gift.

MN5

Hameed’s run of form continues.

Remind me again how Burns would do any worse than this poor guy ? 34 in his last innings, not great but still more than Hameed has managed in five……

NTA

@hooroo said in Ashes 2021-22:

That shot was truly awful though. That is a gift.

Agreed completely.

No feet. Trying to drive when he should have been back and defending.

You miss I hit.

antipodean

@hooroo said in Ashes 2021-22:

How satisfying is it to watch a bowler who has just had a sitter dropped, take out off and middle the following over! Awesome.

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Hooroo

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

@hooroo said in Ashes 2021-22:

That shot was truly awful though. That is a gift.

Agreed completely.

No feet. Trying to drive when he should have been back and defending.

You miss I hit.

How badly out of form are these guys? You have an opener that gets his mddle stump hit and it doesn't touch the inside of his bat nor his pad!!!

Dreadful

NTA

Fucking Harris.

Two drops now.

MN5

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

Fucking Harris.

Two drops now.

He obviously doesn’t like golf and wants to spend more time playing cricket. It’s the only explanation.

The Silver Fern

Ashes 2021-22