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<p>Finish WoW Martin you fat bastard. Tell us what actually happens.</p>
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<p>George needs to get a move on. He spent six years on Dance With Dragons. It's getting close to five years and counting on Winds of Winter.</p>
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<p>Most people start slowing down around 60 and it gets exponentially worse. George is nearly 68 - if he hasn't already got a decent amount of A Dream of Spring written then he might need to start thinking about co-opting someone to do the donkey work of drafting for him.</p> -
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<p>George needs to get a move on. He spent six years on Dance With Dragons. It's getting close to five years and counting on Winds of Winter.</p>
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<p>Most people start slowing down around 60 and it gets exponentially worse.<strong> George is nearly 68 </strong>- if he hasn't already got a decent amount of A Dream of Spring written then he might need to start thinking about co-opting someone to do the donkey work of drafting for him.</p>
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<p>.....and certainly not what one would call a picture of health, looks like a walking heart attack.</p> -
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<p>George needs to get a move on. He spent six years on Dance With Dragons. It's getting close to five years and counting on Winds of Winter.</p>
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<p>Most people start slowing down around 60 and it gets exponentially worse. George is nearly 68 - if he hasn't already got a decent amount of A Dream of Spring written then he might need to start thinking about co-opting someone to do the donkey work of drafting for him.</p>
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<p>Sounds like a good job for Mokey. More grubbiness (sorry, erotica) in the books should increase the grubbiness in the show.</p> -
<p>ha ha remember we've complained about ONE willy - Mokey, bless her, is likely to go rampant pork sword on us... My money is on Theon showing up with a strap on and pounding Bolton to death.</p>
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<p>There have been other willy's shown, but they have been from a distance and while I was aware they were dangling down below I managed to maintain eye contact with the character. I think the producers knew this so shoved this one in our face to ensure EVERYBODY was forced to concentrate on it. Well played producers...</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="582020" data-time="1464041742">
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<p>Sounds like a good job for Mokey. </p>
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<p>Working with George? I'm not so sure.</p>
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<p>At which point would she get concerned?</p>
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<p>"I think we need another tall girl in the story"?</p>
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<p>Why the complaints about a willy. I look at one every day and it doesn't gross me out.</p>
<p>The fact that what could possibly be the best set of tits ever shown on the program then appeared certainly made up for looking at another man's meat and veg.</p>
<p>I must say that new Red witch looked to have a great set as well. A disrobing is in order.</p> -
<p>I'm already a big fan of the new Red Priestess.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="582033" data-time="1464043185">
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<p>Why the complaints about a willy. I look at one every day and it doesn't gross me out.</p>
<p>The fact that what could possibly be the best set of tits ever shown on the program then appeared certainly made up for looking at another man's meat and veg.</p>
<p>I must say that new Red witch looked to have a great set as well. A disrobing is in order.</p>
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<p>Alright Nick we don't need to know what you get up to in your spare time...</p>
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<p>It wasn't so much the willy itself, but the extreme close up to begin a new scene... as I said well played producers.</p> -
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<p>Why the complaints about a willy. I look at one every day and it doesn't gross me out.</p>
<p><strong>The fact that what could possibly be the best set of tits ever shown on the program</strong> then appeared certainly made up for looking at another man's meat and veg.</p>
<p>I must say that new Red witch looked to have a great set as well. A disrobing is in order.</p>
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<p>shame we probably wont see more of her (in both senses) as her character doesn't seem like it will have much more going for it?</p>
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<p>shame we probably wont see more of her (in both senses) as her character doesn't seem like it will have much more going for it?</p>
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<p>are you talking about the actress lass with the great pair or the red witch that we are awaiting evidence on?</p> -
<p>the one we saw evidence of her pair</p>
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<p>ha ha remember we've complained about ONE willy - Mokey, bless her, is likely to go rampant pork sword on us... <strong>My money is on Theon showing up with a strap on and pounding Bolton to death.</strong></p>
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<p>whoops... that got a tad grim and filthy! lucky we are in the GOT thread!</p>
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<p>You'll need to go a long way to find a funnier post than that bro, OUTSTANDING humour, glad I'd finished my cuppa or it woulda ended up all over the screen.</p>
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<p>A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....</p>
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<p>Cock scene not as traumatic as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....</p>
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<p>Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?</p>
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<p>WHERE THE FUCK IS SER BRONN ?!?!?!?! his lack of screentime is bugging me shitless.....</p> -
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<p>A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....</p>
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<p><strong>Cock scene not as traumatic</strong> as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....</p>
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<p>Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?</p>
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<p>You were prepped for it though - the rest of us just got it shoved in our face in a scene change, it was tough on all, except for Crucial who likes looking at Willy's.</p> -
My explanation for her sacrificing herself was that she wanted to get as many of the white walkers crowded around her as possible before detonating for maximum damage. It also slowed them down while the hacked her to bits.
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<p>A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....</p>
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<p>Cock scene not as traumatic as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....</p>
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<p><strong>Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, </strong>looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?</p>
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<p>WHERE THE FUCK IS SER BRONN ?!?!?!?! his lack of screentime is bugging me shitless.....</p>
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<p>I kinda thought there'd be more to it than a seizure causing him to probably unknowingly say the one thing he was fated to do for the rest of his life.</p>
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<p>I guess the thing with the Greyjoys is that they woulda had support still, and Uren was still focussed on drowning he didnt think to imprison them before they could leave, with his fleet. As I said above, those 2 must surely be heading for Dany! </p> -
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A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....<br><br>
Cock scene not as traumatic as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....<br><br>
Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?<br><br>
WHERE THE FUCK IS SER BRONN ?!?!?!?! his lack of screentime is bugging me shitless.....</p></blockquote>
That particular scene was in the books so there should have been no excuses for farking it up. But they of course did. Euron is supposed to be a swarthy pirate of a man with an eye patch and blue lips. He also has a swarthy gang with a giant dragon horn. Instead we get that... guy who inexplicably speaks English with a foreign accent and is as about as charismatic as dead Hodor. The Kings moot elects the king, it doesn't elect a king then slaughter the contenders (who appear to be in the majority judging by the number of ships that sail off). So I guess the Ironborn are engaged in a civil war? And yes where are all these trees for the ships? Not many to be seen in that episode.<br><br>
I wonder if they will merge Eurons character with that of Quentin (Dornish crown prince and completely pointless character in the last book). He'll go to Dani, she'll reject him, then he'll try to steal a dragon and get fried. No idea what Theon and sis will do. Perhaps attack the south and disturb what's happening at KL?<br><br>
Bronn is probably even cooler in the books. He becomes a Lord in the most recent one by offing his brother-in-law who Cersei ordered to kill him. Spears his horse through the head in a joust then offs him. I think in the tv show Jamie is supposed to head out to the Riverlands so Bronn will probably go with him.
