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  • BonesB Offline
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    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage the second set of 3 is a triple though, so the cadence works! Otherwise it's just weird.

    The only time the 4-3-3 rule should be broken is to accommodate doubles and triples that don't fall in the pattern.

    Although to be fair, I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.

    People are fucking dumb. What are you going to do?

    Nah the rule shouldn't be broken for doubles and triples. The pause between each group of numbers should be enough to avoid confusion.

    Says the guy who never stutters.

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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by Kiwiwomble
    #1717

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage the second set of 3 is a triple though, so the cadence works! Otherwise it's just weird.

    The only time the 4-3-3 rule should be broken is to accommodate doubles and triples that don't fall in the pattern.

    Although to be fair, I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.

    People are fucking dumb. What are you going to do?

    Nah the rule shouldn't be broken for doubles and triples. The pause between each group of numbers should be enough to avoid confusion.

    And I nah your nah, because if I read out

    ##3 pause 3## I will often get “was that one 3 or two?”

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  • BonesB Offline
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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
    #1718

    @kiwiwomble yeah if I do 88 pause 8 I get:

    "Was that a double 8 or a triple? "

    "Get fucked you don't know what triple means!"

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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage the second set of 3 is a triple though, so the cadence works! Otherwise it's just weird.

    The only time the 4-3-3 rule should be broken is to accommodate doubles and triples that don't fall in the pattern.

    Although to be fair, I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.

    People are fucking dumb. What are you going to do?

    Nah the rule shouldn't be broken for doubles and triples. The pause between each group of numbers should be enough to avoid confusion.

    And I nah your nah, because if I read out

    ##3 pause 3## I will often get “was that one 3 or two?”

    And then you answer "three 3" just to make them even more confused. Works even better with double 1.

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    #1720

    Peak ferning chaps, peak ferning

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    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse I always have to spell my last name, and always have to start with 'B for Bravo' otherwise people use a 'V'

    I give out my mobile 3-3-3, the wifes number is 3-3-4, my landline is 3-4...is much harder to take down a number when it isnt in the format your mind uses for numbers.

    Thanks for the tip, Bobby Bagina. 😉

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    replied to Siam on last edited by
    #1722

    @siam misinformation.

    His first name is Deepa

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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #1723

    @bones Deeper, you always spell it wrong, Deeper Borat, and my phone number of 00 6421 65788 09

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    replied to nostrildamus on last edited by
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    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus ...i want to hear that story now

    To cut a long story short, there are very educated Americans out there that don't realize there exists different spelling in the UK to America (let alone the colonies).

    Ummm....umm...realise? 😉😁

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    #1725

    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones Deeper, you always spell it wrong, Deeper Borat, and my phone number of 00 6421 65788 09

    Some random kiwi is going to get a phone call from a Polish chick now. Or an irate Indian cricket fan...

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  • boobooB Online
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    #1726

    @bayimports said in Grumpy Old Man:

    all phones should be 5318008

    Giggles like a small kid

    Another post that should have more love

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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #1727

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I often find that people struggle to know/understand the word "triple". It's quite eye opening.

    Like when asking for a "couple" of things.

    "How many?"

    Two!!! You fucking moran

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    #1728

    All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.

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    #1729

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.

    Fluffybunnies. Everyone knows the correct term is actually "Nearside Lane"

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  • BonesB Offline
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    @crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic" usually, although occasionally "the opposition".

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    replied to Kiwiwomble on last edited by
    #1731

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    And I nah your nah

    The most sophisticated argument I have read on the Fern today.

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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
    #1732

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    All you pricks fucking up the number cadence probably refer to the right hand lane of a multi lane road as the 'inside lane'. There is just no helping some people.

    Americans. I'm still blaming Americans.

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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #1733

    @bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse I refer to it as "oncoming traffic"

    Alternatively, Friday night on the pull.

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    replied to Siam on last edited by nostrildamus
    #1734

    @siam said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones Deeper, you always spell it wrong, Deeper Borat, and my phone number of 00 6421 65788 09

    Some random kiwi is going to get a phone call from a Polish chick now. Or an irate Indian cricket fan...

    I think this thread has revealed there are a considerable amount of random kiwis.

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  • nostrildamusN Offline
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    replied to Siam on last edited by
    #1735

    @siam said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus ...i want to hear that story now

    To cut a long story short, there are very educated Americans out there that don't realize there exists different spelling in the UK to America (let alone the colonies).

    Ummm....umm...realise? 😉😁

    As I pointed out above you can write realize in the UK. Progress. The grumpy kind of progress.

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