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<p>ha ha remember we've complained about ONE willy - Mokey, bless her, is likely to go rampant pork sword on us... <strong>My money is on Theon showing up with a strap on and pounding Bolton to death.</strong></p>
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<p>whoops... that got a tad grim and filthy! lucky we are in the GOT thread!</p>
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<p>You'll need to go a long way to find a funnier post than that bro, OUTSTANDING humour, glad I'd finished my cuppa or it woulda ended up all over the screen.</p>
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<p>A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....</p>
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<p>Cock scene not as traumatic as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....</p>
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<p>Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?</p>
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<p>WHERE THE FUCK IS SER BRONN ?!?!?!?! his lack of screentime is bugging me shitless.....</p> -
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<p>A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....</p>
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<p><strong>Cock scene not as traumatic</strong> as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....</p>
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<p>Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?</p>
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<p>You were prepped for it though - the rest of us just got it shoved in our face in a scene change, it was tough on all, except for Crucial who likes looking at Willy's.</p> -
My explanation for her sacrificing herself was that she wanted to get as many of the white walkers crowded around her as possible before detonating for maximum damage. It also slowed them down while the hacked her to bits.
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<p>A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....</p>
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<p>Cock scene not as traumatic as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....</p>
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<p><strong>Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, </strong>looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?</p>
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<p>WHERE THE FUCK IS SER BRONN ?!?!?!?! his lack of screentime is bugging me shitless.....</p>
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<p>I kinda thought there'd be more to it than a seizure causing him to probably unknowingly say the one thing he was fated to do for the rest of his life.</p>
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<p>I guess the thing with the Greyjoys is that they woulda had support still, and Uren was still focussed on drowning he didnt think to imprison them before they could leave, with his fleet. As I said above, those 2 must surely be heading for Dany! </p> -
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A couple of days late but saw the episode, agree with much of what has been said, I find it somewhat unrealistic that Theon and his sis could fuck off with the whole fleet without Euron noticing. I suspect those boats are gonna take awhile to build....<br><br>
Cock scene not as traumatic as I was lead to believe and the titties are the best I've seen on the show which I think we all agree is saying something.....<br><br>
Hodor ? I never really gave a shit about his backstory, looks like the big annoying lunk is history now.....do those grenade things power up more if you hold onto them ? only explanation for her not throwing them as the others did earlier. Cool action packed scene though, I wonder if Max Von Sydow ever dreamed he'd get chopped down in both GOT and Star Wars within about six months ?<br><br>
WHERE THE FUCK IS SER BRONN ?!?!?!?! his lack of screentime is bugging me shitless.....</p></blockquote>
That particular scene was in the books so there should have been no excuses for farking it up. But they of course did. Euron is supposed to be a swarthy pirate of a man with an eye patch and blue lips. He also has a swarthy gang with a giant dragon horn. Instead we get that... guy who inexplicably speaks English with a foreign accent and is as about as charismatic as dead Hodor. The Kings moot elects the king, it doesn't elect a king then slaughter the contenders (who appear to be in the majority judging by the number of ships that sail off). So I guess the Ironborn are engaged in a civil war? And yes where are all these trees for the ships? Not many to be seen in that episode.<br><br>
I wonder if they will merge Eurons character with that of Quentin (Dornish crown prince and completely pointless character in the last book). He'll go to Dani, she'll reject him, then he'll try to steal a dragon and get fried. No idea what Theon and sis will do. Perhaps attack the south and disturb what's happening at KL?<br><br>
Bronn is probably even cooler in the books. He becomes a Lord in the most recent one by offing his brother-in-law who Cersei ordered to kill him. Spears his horse through the head in a joust then offs him. I think in the tv show Jamie is supposed to head out to the Riverlands so Bronn will probably go with him. -
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<p>You were prepped for it though - the rest of us just got it shoved in our face in a scene change, it was tough on all, except for Crucial who likes looking at Willy's.</p>
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<p>I like looking at my own, it is magnificent.</p>
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<p>Others? They just don't bother me. A few posters here seem to be rather concerned that looking at a willy may bring out latent personality traits.</p> -
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<p>That particular scene was in the books so there should have been no excuses for farking it up. But they of course did. Euron is supposed to be a swarthy pirate of a man with an eye patch and blue lips. He also has a swarthy gang with a giant dragon horn. Instead we get that... guy who inexplicably speaks English with a foreign accent and is as about as charismatic as dead Hodor. The Kings moot elects the king, it doesn't elect a king then slaughter the contenders (who appear to be in the majority judging by the number of ships that sail off). So I guess the Ironborn are engaged in a civil war? And yes where are all these trees for the ships? Not many to be seen in that episode.<br><br>
I wonder if they will merge Eurons character with that of Quentin (Dornish crown prince and completely pointless character in the last book). He'll go to Dani, she'll reject him, then he'll try to steal a dragon and get fried. No idea what Theon and sis will do. Perhaps attack the south and disturb what's happening at KL?<br><br>
Bronn is probably even cooler in the books. He becomes a Lord in the most recent one by offing his brother-in-law who Cersei ordered to kill him. Spears his horse through the head in a joust then offs him. I think in the tv show Jamie is supposed to head out to the Riverlands so Bronn will probably go with him.</p>
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<p>Yeah the actors who are Scandinavian stand out likes dogs balls, he obviously is ( as an aside how many Swedes, Danish, Norwegians have you met that speak nothing short of PERFECT English ? it's quite astounding how good they are....)....I think he shows a bit of promise as a character to be fair, what a fuckwit mocking Theon like he did though. I think the accent can be explained by the fact that he's extremely well travelled as he modestly informed everyone.....</p>
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<p>I am surprised that five eposides in we haven't seen Bronn but I'm sure we will.</p> -
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<p>I like looking at my own, it is magnificent.</p>
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<p>Others? They just don't bother me. A few posters here seem to be rather concerned that looking at a willy may bring out latent personality traits.</p>
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<p>Yeah...nah... saying you don't want to look at a close up of a willy doesn't always mean "I'm secretly gay so I will pretend to absolutely hate anything remotely gay so that people think I'm straight". Sometimes it just means you don't want to see a close up of a willy. I'm still waiting for the close up of a Vag, but I don't think it will be forthcoming.</p>
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<p>All of the comments about it on here have been tongue-in-cheek. Don't worry, I doubt anybody was seriously offended by it..</p> -
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<p>I like looking at my own, it is magnificent.</p>
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<p>I'm looking at mine and I have a sudden urge to buy a Ferrari or Monster Truck...</p> -
<p>assume you aren't sitting at your desk then...;)</p>
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Yeah the actors who are Scandinavian stand out likes dogs balls, he obviously is ( as an aside how many Swedes, Danish, Norwegians have you met that speak nothing short of PERFECT English ? it's quite astounding how good they are....)....I think he shows a bit of promise as a character to be fair, what a fuckwit mocking Theon like he did though. I think the accent can be explained by the fact that he's extremely well travelled as he modestly informed everyone.....<br><br>
I am surprised that five eposides in we haven't seen Bronn but I'm sure we will.</p></blockquote>
Well I'm married to one and she speaks better English than most native English speakers. <br><br>
They start learning English at a young age and don't dub TV shows or movies, which makes a big difference. The problem is that kids programs and channels are now dubbed which could potentially mean that the kids won't speak or understand English as well as their parents. <br><br>
You could argue that the Danish dude playing Jamie has a better English accent than little Peter who is really all over the place.<br><br>
Seeing cock in a show is never good because it could mean that it is the extent of the nudity you are advised about before the show starts (not sure if they have this in NZ). Thankfully that wasn't the case this time round. -
<p>I'd read it the other way RS - if you see dick you are almost 100% likely to see titties - maybe even some play rooting! </p>
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The opposite to scenes which have a hot, naked chick in bed holding the sheets up to cover herself, most of those shows go nowhere on the nudie scale! Esp if they are US made.</p>
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<p>Fully agree how absurd the Kings Moot was - Theon and sis took off with hundreds of boats, so thousands of supporters - with Euron had a bunch of old men in tow... maybe they have a special preferential voting system in the Islands!</p> -
<p>the older you are the more weight your vote carries!</p>
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I'd read it the other way RS - if you see dick you are almost 100% likely to see titties - maybe even some play rooting! <br>
The opposite to scenes which have a hot, naked chick in bed holding the sheets up to cover herself, most of those shows go nowhere on the nudie scale! Esp if they are US made.<br><br>
Fully agree how absurd the Kings Moot was - Theon and sis took off with hundreds of boats, so thousands of supporters - with Euron had a bunch of old men in tow... maybe they have a special preferential voting system in the Islands!</p></blockquote>
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<p>I'd read it the other way RS - if you see dick you are almost 100% likely to see titties - maybe even some play rooting! </p>
<p>The opposite to scenes which have a hot, naked chick in bed holding the sheets up to cover herself, most of those shows go nowhere on the nudie scale! Esp if they are US made.</p>
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<p>Fully agree how absurd the Kings Moot was - Theon and sis took off with hundreds of boats, so thousands of supporters - with Euron had a bunch of old men in tow... maybe they have a special preferential voting system in the Islands!</p>
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<p>I thought Theon and his sis were history right then and there, they seemed to be vastly outnumbered when Euron was wanking on......</p> -
<p>It's difficult to tell from the series alone how many people they actually have. Sometimes it appears they only have 100s of people then other times they talk about 1000s of boats?</p>
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<p>It's difficult to tell from the series alone how many people they actually have. Sometimes it appears they only have 100s of people then other times they talk about 1000s of boats?</p>
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<p>Theon and his sis have quite an army now by the looks of it...</p>
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<p>Well yeah looked like about a hundred or so and each of those would require heaps of crew so a couple of thousand people at the very least.</p>
