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  • BonesB Online
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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
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    @crazy-horse well the bins thing is pretty odd... almost seems like they're baiting you! You could always just put your bins in front of their house and see what happens.

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    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble I am thinking I am going to have to pick my battle with them. Find a way to speak about the dog and hope they are reasonable, and let the bins slide. I have seen plenty of things go to shit between neighbours.

    Wear your uniform when you pop next door ...

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    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble I am thinking I am going to have to pick my battle with them. Find a way to speak about the dog and hope they are reasonable, and let the bins slide. I have seen plenty of things go to shit between neighbours.

    Wear your uniform when you pop next door ...

    Quickest way to get me in trouble! I think they know what me and the missus do so at the very least I will be recording the conversation in case they claim I tried intimidating them.

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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by taniwharugby
    #1776

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Find a way to speak about the dog and hope they are reasonable

    TBF, unless you tell them, they will likely be oblivious...

    BUt yeah, neighbours can really impact your life negatively if they are shitbags.

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    bayimports
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    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble I am thinking I am going to have to pick my battle with them. Find a way to speak about the dog and hope they are reasonable, and let the bins slide. I have seen plenty of things go to shit between neighbours.

    Wear your uniform when you pop next door ...

    Quickest way to get me in trouble! I think they know what me and the missus do so at the very least I will be recording the conversation in case they claim I tried intimidating them.

    bit of a different approach but potentially ask if you can meet the dog with the owner so that the dog can see you are not a threat. If you explain the situation it might show you are trying to help and not just have a go at his dog.Potentially at the very minimum it might help give you peace in your back yard if the dog knows you.. (downside is it may take a couple of visits).

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    #1778

    @bayimports brilliant idea. Thanks mate.

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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
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    @crazy-horse

    Shoot the dog. Put it in the bin.

    Might work.

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    @crazy-horse said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I am grumpy with my new neighbours on two fronts.

    One, they have a German Shepherd that every time they are out it barks like mad and jumps at the fence like it wants to eat us. I was hoping the bloody thing would be used to us by now but it's been a month so I am not sure it is going to. It's at the stage where we feel we can't go outside in our own yard because of the bloody thing.

    See if you can't meet the dog with the neighbour so the dog knows your scent and comes to understand it doesn't need to protect its property from you.

    edit - what @bayimports said.

    Two, and I might be being petty because I am pissed about the dog, but the neighbours put their rubbish bins in front of our house. I'd understand if there was no room outside their house for them but there is. And to piss me off even more they leave them out for days on end. Would the bins annoy anyone else or and I being a grumpy old man?

    That would fuck me right off. As in "I'd also appreciate it if you didn't leave your bins outside my house for days on end".

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    @Crazy-Horse good luck with the meet-and-greet mate.
    You've made a great contribution around here over the years, you'll be missed 😎

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    I’d mark out your territory by pissing on their side of the fence. The German Shepherd soon would get the message about who the real Big Dog is.

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    WHY OLD MEN DO NOT GET JOBS

    Interviewer : What is your greatest weakness ?

    Old Man : My honesty

    Interviewer : I don't think honesty is a weakness

    Old Man : I don't give a fuck what you think..

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    @pakman

    Also:

    Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words.

    Old man: Lazy.

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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
    #1785

    @catogrande I would upvote that, but I can’t really be arsed.

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    @catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @pakman

    Also:

    Interviewer: Describe yourself in three words.

    Old man: Lazy.

    Bastard.

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    replied to Crazy Horse on last edited by
    #1787

    @crazy-horse
    There are other peoples’ dogs, and then there are your own.
    I looked out of the window, and there was one of our dogs eating the other one’s fresh shit off the grass.
    I don’t like that sort of thing.

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    Or neighbour is a mate, works at school like me, has a retriever that goes mad when we're at the shared section of the boundary fence. If I jump the fence I'd get nothing but love. But still goes mad at everything on the other side, so be prepared for a dog that knows you took still go nuts!

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    @machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Or neighbour is a mate, works at school like me, has a retriever that goes mad when we're at the shared section of the boundary fence. If I jump the fence I'd get nothing but love. But still goes mad at everything on the other side, so be prepared for a dog that knows you took still go nuts!

    It's a retriever and is barking at you to come and play.

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    replied to booboo on last edited by
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    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Or neighbour is a mate, works at school like me, has a retriever that goes mad when we're at the shared section of the boundary fence. If I jump the fence I'd get nothing but love. But still goes mad at everything on the other side, so be prepared for a dog that knows you took still go nuts!

    It's a retriever and is barking at you to come and play.

    Nah it's defensive bark, you can tell the difference. Just dumb dog brain, or dog is the same. Barks like hell when someone comes, soon as he gets to them is all love. Even if he's never met them before

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    replied to Machpants on last edited by taniwharugby
    #1791

    @machpants our dog sits on the back of the couch (is only a little dog who sounds much bigger);and when he sees people walk past our place out on the road, he barks, but are parts he can't see them due to trees.

    I have since worked out the bits he sees from the couch, he thinks us his areas, when we walk, other dogs in that area, he barks at them, yet he happily says hi to them on areas on our boundary he can't from the couch.

    Most dogs, like people have personal space too, and think they are protecting yours.

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    replied to Machpants on last edited by
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    @machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Or neighbour is a mate, works at school like me, has a retriever that goes mad when we're at the shared section of the boundary fence. If I jump the fence I'd get nothing but love. But still goes mad at everything on the other side, so be prepared for a dog that knows you took still go nuts!

    It's a retriever and is barking at you to come and play.

    Nah it's defensive bark, you can tell the difference. Just dumb dog brain, or dog is the same. Barks like hell when someone comes, soon as he gets to them is all love. Even if he's never met them before

    Retriever brain.

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