Black Caps vs Netherlands
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The traditional Hawkes Bay drought breaking rain (albeit only light drizzle at this stage) has arrived so highly unlikely today's T20 match between the Dutchies and the NZ XI will take place. Wouldn't be surprised if the teams even bother going to the ground let alone tossing the coin. Looks like the Cricket HB 500 Championships will be taking place!
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Can confirm you won’t get a game of cricket here tonight, even from this far out.
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Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
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Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
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Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
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@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
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@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay
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@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay
@mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay
You Of Plenty's can just refer to both as The Bay.
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@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
Yeah sorry about that. It's because the Chiefs have been shit and Cane's dubious rights to the captaincy and an All Black spot fullstop are quite rightly in question so I've had little to be upset about. But wait until tomorrow night because if we lose I'm going to blame Jacinda for allowing a parochial crowd and you'll really see me throw one.
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@mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay
You Of Plenty's can just refer to both as The Bay.
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay
You Of Plenty's can just refer to both as The Bay.
fat fucking chance
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@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
That’d be like me getting one in a golf or horse racing one.
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@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay
@mariner4life said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay
OK that meme's movie scene is really annoying me. I watched it again recently but can't think WTF old 'Newman' was in......Jurassic Park??
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@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
@nepia said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@mn5 said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
@shark said in Black Caps vs Netherlands:
Fucking Napier and cricket. If it's not raining, it's a sun strike delay. The only thing that vanue has been good for historically is stat-padding for batsmen. In fact if the region didn't produce some stonking chardonnay it could just fuck right off into Hawkes Bay and no-one would miss it.
Wow, I’m glad @Nepia isn’t a cricket fan. A post like this would break his heart.
Jesus, that was confusing, seeing a notification for a cricket thread.
Anyway, I like a good @shark hissy fit, his Chiefs ones back in the day were epic and he's been a bit quiet of late.
Also, I have to fact check him, the bay we would fuck right off into is called Hawke Bay, the province Hawkes Bay.
No apostrophe?
