Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I love how the "Also Read: " section doesn't even struggle to find similar stories.
"Man held for raping cows at shelter"
"Man arrested for raping, killing pregnant goat..."
I had to check how far back the algorithm had to go to get those "related" stories... the cows - yeah, 3 years back. The goat - just a couple of weeks. -
@kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I love how the "Also Read: " section doesn't even struggle to find similar stories.
"Man held for raping cows at shelter"
"Man arrested for raping, killing pregnant goat..."
I had to check how far back the algorithm had to go to get those "related" stories... the cows - yeah, 3 years back. The goat - just a couple of weeks.That would likely be a logistics thing. Due to size issues a goat would be easier to rape than a cow.
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@catogrande said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I love how the "Also Read: " section doesn't even struggle to find similar stories.
"Man held for raping cows at shelter"
"Man arrested for raping, killing pregnant goat..."
I had to check how far back the algorithm had to go to get those "related" stories... the cows - yeah, 3 years back. The goat - just a couple of weeks.That would likely be a logistics thing. Due to size issues a goat would be easier to rape than a cow.
I'm curious about the goat one... they especially note that the goat was pregnant. Did the guy think the “kid” (guffaw) was his? Was he trying to remove the damning evidence of a DNA trail? Just... so many questions.
I'm going to pretend I never read or heard anything about multiple men deciding a fucking lizard was a 'fucking' option... so to speak. Just... find a goat, guys. -
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@bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Just... find a goat, guys.
You have my attention
It was either this thread or the Highlanders one
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Professional baby namer gets paid up to $14k per name
If you're struggling to find the perfect name for your baby, she might have the answer.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Off topic, but if you're in Aucklander The Cinnamon God is incredible!
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@nzzp said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Off topic, but if you're in Aucklander The Cinnamon God is incredible!
I’m glad I don’t have a sweet tooth
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This could go in the Politics thread, but it's just too funny in a mad sort of way.
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probably need to change this to Darwin awards too...
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@taniwharugby said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
probably need to change this to Darwin awards too...
Rectum ? Just about killed him !
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