Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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<p>holy shit!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/six-year-old-girl-left-horrific-burn-leg-after-eating-paknsave-pie'>https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/six-year-old-girl-left-horrific-burn-leg-after-eating-paknsave-pie</a></p>
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<p>Oh boy. I especially loathe the compensation you offered for parental stupidity wasn't good enough mindset. Would have thought that a $50 grocery voucher was pretty bloody generous.</p>
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<p>You look at some hot women and think "She'd hot but I bet she's a bitch"......she somehow transcends that to me......</p>
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<p>The fact she copulated with two of the biggest dickheads in NZ sporting history doesn't help her case either.</p>
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<p>And there was the whole gross triangle thing with Nicky Watson. Can't remember which of them cheated with the others husband. But it got the two of them some WD mag mileage after the fact. (Nicky Watson is another one I can't stand.)</p> -
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<p>You look at some hot women and think "She'd hot but I bet she's a bitch"......she somehow transcends that to me......</p>
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<p>The fact she copulated with two of the biggest dickheads in NZ sporting history doesn't help her case either.</p>
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How are these fuckwits newsworthy?<br>
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<p>Oh boy. I especially loathe the compensation you offered for parental stupidity wasn't good enough mindset. Would have thought that a $50 grocery voucher was pretty bloody generous.</p>
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<p>Imagine, a hot pie being hot.</p>
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<p>"What's a six-year-old going to do with a grocery voucher?" was Nana's response.</p>
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<p>LOL is she serious? If I gave my 3 year old a $50 voucher at a supermarket he would have a fucking field day in the lollie and chips sections!</p> -
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<p>"What's a six-year-old going to do with a grocery voucher?" was Nana's response.</p>
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<p>LOL is she serious? If I gave my 3 year old a $50 voucher at a supermarket he would have a fucking field day in the lollie and chips sections!</p>
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<p>They must be really wealthy to not find a use for $50 grocery voucher.</p>
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<p>they should have just offered them directions to the frozen section of the supermarket, and said buy a frozen pie next time!</p>
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<p>"What's a six-year-old going to do with a grocery voucher?" was Nana's response.</p>
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<p>LOL is she serious? If I gave my 3 year old a $50 voucher at a supermarket he would have a fucking field day in the lollie and chips sections!</p>
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<p>It's ok NQ don't panic, she got a day out at the zoo with a hamper as well.</p>
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<p>After the trauma of the pie experience they can take comfort in the knowledge nothing bad ever happens at zoos.</p>
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<p>So it seems the only option is to cool the pies down and give everyone food poisoning instead. Much less dangerous than burns.</p> -
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<p>It's ok NQ don't panic, she got a day out at the zoo with a hamper as well.</p>
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<p>After the trauma of the pie experience they can take comfort in the knowledge nothing bad ever happens at zoos.</p>
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<p>So it seems the only option is to cool the pies down and give everyone food poisoning instead. Much less dangerous than burns.</p>
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<p>Next story: Gorilla shot after child enters enclosure with hamper. Nana wants compensation. "Not enough signage or zookeepers to stop all the children."</p> -
<p>be worse if the Gorilla burnt himself with hot pie from said Hamper!</p>
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<p>be worse if the Gorilla burnt himself with hot pie from said Hamper!</p>
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<p>I doubt the Gorilla would be that stupid...</p> -
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It's ok NQ don't panic, she got a day out at the zoo with a hamper as well.<br><br>
After the trauma of the pie experience they can take comfort in the knowledge nothing bad ever happens at zoos.<br><br>
So it seems the only option is to cool the pies down and give everyone food poisoning instead. Much less dangerous than burns.</p></blockquote>
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Pak n Save could employ people as pie blowers, kind of like service assistants for the hard of thinking. Job creation for Nana's cleverer offspring, right there. -
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<p>kind of like service assistants for the hard of thinking. Job creation for Nana's cleverer offspring, right there.</p>
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<p>I can't believe the Stanford rapist got off so light. Oh to be white sporty and (formerly) a student of a top university. If it had been some black gangbanger they'd have thrown away the key</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11651865'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11651865</a></p>
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<p>This whole thing has been fascinating, from start to where we are now (it ain't finished). It's gone the whole hog.</p>
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<p>Latest updates are mothers talking about their 2-4 year olds boys and talking about they must educate them etc etc.</p>
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<p>Talk about over the top. One pumped up well heeled/educated guy gets pissed and attempts to rape a chick and now everybody else must change the way they educate? You can fuck off with that theory.</p>
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<p>The father made a right douche of himself with his statement. He has to support his son, he has to. But jeeze pal, after he gets a light sentence to say that - head in the clouds.</p> -
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<p>This whole thing has been fascinating, from start to where we are now (it ain't finished). It's gone the whole hog.</p>
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<p>Latest updates are mothers talking about their 2-4 year olds boys and talking about they must educate them etc etc.</p>
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<p>Talk about over the top. One pumped up well heeled/educated guy gets pissed and attempts to rape a chick and now everybody else must change the way they educate? You can fuck off with that theory.</p>
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<p><strong>The father made a right douche of himself with his statement. He has to support his son, he has to. But jeeze pal, after he gets a light sentence to say that - head in the clouds.</strong></p>
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<p>As a Dad to two young sons I'm kinda terrified that in just over ten years time I could be getting the call that one of them has gotten up to no good. I agree, it's very easy to point the finger at that Douchebag Dad but if any of us were in that situation would we not defend our kids too ?</p>
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<p>Doesn't fucken bear thinking about really. I mean we've all done dumb shit on the piss as young fellas but 999 times out of 1000 it's silly hi jinks that can be laughed off in the cold light of sobriety.......</p> -
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<p>This whole thing has been fascinating, from start to where we are now (it ain't finished). It's gone the whole hog.</p>
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<p><strong>Latest updates are mothers talking about their 2-4 year olds boys and talking about they must educate them etc etc.</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Talk about over the top. </strong> One pumped up well heeled/educated guy gets pissed and attempts to rape a chick and now everybody else must change the way they educate? You can fuck off with that theory.</p>
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<p>The father made a right douche of himself with his statement. He has to support his son, he has to. But jeeze pal, after he gets a light sentence to say that - head in the clouds.</p>
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<p>It's not over the top at all. Kids are never to young to learn about boundaries when it comes to others ie unwanted touching. By the time they hit their teens, it is way too late.</p> -
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<p>It's not over the top at all. Kids are never to young to learn about boundaries when it comes to others ie unwanted touching. By the time they hit their teens, it is way too late.</p>
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<p>It totally is. It's typical one case, one incident and now every male is branded as "potentially being" that guy.</p>
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<p>The guy was a rapist from a well-to-do family who thought they could fight the law by chucking money, power and privelege at it. The victim has called them out on it in a very big way and bravo for doing so.</p>
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<p>What needs to change is a) rapists and b)the way things are approached by the priveleged.</p> -
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<p>It's not over the top at all. Kids are never to young to learn about boundaries when it comes to others ie unwanted touching. By the time they hit their teens, it is way too late.</p>
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<p>Yes it fucking is. It is one of the things that really fucks me off. Because one male does something wrong, you dont need to start talking to small boys about rape. Any more than if a mother murders her child (more mothers murder their children than Dads btw), we need to start telling little girls not to murder people.</p>
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<p>Anyone that thinks that teaching small kids not to touch other kids in 'inappropriate way' will stop them becoming a rapist is retarded. Rape is about power, therefore if anything we should just teach not to be bullying little entitled ass hats.</p>
<p>Sure if my son had touched a little girl in her crotch at daycare I would have said for him not do it and just said that you dont anyone down there.. regardless of gender. I would have said the same to my little girl f she had done it, gender and rape have no place in that discussion at that age</p>
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<p>This rape culture narrative is complete and utter bullshit. Usually pushed by male hating feminists with serious mental health issues., And no I am not accusing you of this as you haven't mentioned rape culture.</p> -
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<p>Yes it fucking is. It is one of the things that really fucks me off. Because one male does something wrong, you dont need to start talking to small boys about rape. Any more than if a mother murders her child (more mothers murder their children than Dads btw), we need to start telling little girls not to murder people.</p>
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<p>Anyone that thinks that teaching small kids not to touch other kids in 'inappropriate way' will stop them becoming a rapist is retarded. Rape is about power, therefore if anything we should just teach not to be bullying little entitled ass hats.</p>
<p>Sure if my son had touched a little girl in her crotch at daycare I would have said for him not do it and just said that you dont anyone down there.. regardless of gender. I would have said the same to my little girl f she had done it, gender and rape have no place in that discussion at that age</p>
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<p>This rape culture narrative is complete and utter bullshit. Usually pushed by male hating feminists with serious mental health issues., And no I am not accusing you of this as you haven't mentioned rape culture.</p>
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<p>To put it more simply. You HAVE to let them be kids first and foremost. I've had the usual issues you have with boys ie fighting and calling girls names etc but I've drilled it in them that it's not ok to hit girls.....and you only hit boys in self defence and as a last resort which is already a conflict I'm having with their Mum as I don't want them being pansys who go to the teacher every five minutes which is what she suggests at the first sign of any shit going down.</p>
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<p>MajorRage I agree that victim statement was really brave even under the mask of anonymity......</p> -
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<p>Yes it fucking is. It is one of the things that really fucks me off. <strong>Because one male does something wrong, </strong>you dont need to start talking to small boys about rape. Any more than if a mother murders her child (more mothers murder their children than Dads btw), we need to start telling little girls not to murder people.</p>
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<p>Anyone that thinks that teaching small kids not to touch other kids in 'inappropriate way' will stop them becoming a rapist is retarded. Rape is about power, therefore if anything we should just teach not to be bullying little entitled ass hats.</p>
<p>Sure if my son had touched a little girl in her crotch at daycare I would have said for him not do it and just said that you dont anyone down there.. regardless of gender. I would have said the same to my little girl f she had done it, gender and rape have no place in that discussion at that age</p>
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<p>This rape culture narrative is complete and utter bullshit. Usually pushed by male hating feminists with serious mental health issues., And no I am not accusing you of this as you haven't mentioned rape culture.</p>
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<p>That is the only retarded statement. So there has been one rape case in the history of the world, has there? When we have stats like 1 in 5 women in NZ have been a victim of a serious sexual assault, it is clear that the problem is very widespread.</p>
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<p>And it's not about talking rape to little kids, but ownership of their own bodies, saying no, and respecting no.</p>
