Bad/Lame Jokes

[Bones]

@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up

Are you accusing me of being KKK? Well at least they made the trains run on time. Wait no. That was another of my heroes.

[Bones]

@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown

She was certainly a fluffybunny

[MN5]

What key does R Kelly write his music in ?

A minor.

[Rancid Schnitzel]

[No Quarter]

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

"What about the pot of glue"

I thought you'd get stuck on that.

[scribe]

What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.

[MN5]

[MN5]

[Bones]

[Bones]

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Jesus Christ, at least my repeat memes are funny

[Stockcar86]

Why were Californian gold rush miners non-binary.
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Cause there's gold in them/their hills

[taniwharugby]

@MN5 debatable, but otherwise valid point.

[Crucial]

Me: Is that the SPCA? I just found a suitcase full of hedgehogs on the side of the road.
SPCA: Are they moving?
Me: I'm not sure but that might explain the suitcase.

[Victor Meldrew]

Frazer: Captain Mainwaring. Did I ever tell you the story about the old, empty barn.

Mainwaring: Um. No.

Frazer: Would you like to hear the story about the old, empty barn?

Mainwaring: Um. Yes. Listen everybody. Frazer's going to tell us the story about the old empty barn.

Frazer: Right. The story of the old empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.

[dogmeat]

NZ Rugby

[Bones]

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