Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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<p>Shittest driving I've seen lately is someone overtaking on double yellows TWICE on the rimutakas going downhill on blind corners. Absolute fucken moron, I did the sensible thing and called *555 and saw them being spoken to by Police at the bottom of the hill.</p>
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<p>Even my boys are wise enough to ask why does someone bother overtaking when at best they'll arrive at a destination 30 seconds quicker than we did.</p>
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<p>Even with the improvements the Rimutakas is still a fucken pain in the arse to go over.</p> -
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<p>M4L isn't half the fern.</p>
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<p>oi!</p>
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<p>Driving in New York looks fucking terrifying. Taking a taxi was "thrilling" enough. </p> -
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<p>I find the desperation to pass other cars when they going the speed limit (or slightly over) rather bizarre.</p>
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<p>I like to follow other cars that are cruising along at a good speed. Must be safer as well.. if some foreign driver or moron causes a head on collision.. I will be first at the scene instead of being the scene.</p>
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People like to lead the convoy of traffic travelling at 105km/h, and make stupid dangerous decisions to get there.
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<p>People like to lead the convoy of traffic travelling at 105km/h, and make stupid dangerous decisions to get there.</p>
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<p>I think a lot of these convoys are at 105km are on a passing lane but as soon as that wide straight stretch of road changes then its back down to 80km..and then the stupidness starts</p> -
<p>sometimes, but often those people are just rubbish drivers and feel confident to 'open her up' on the passing lasnes....</p>
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<p>I travelled to Auckland and back today, OMG people are fucking stupid! </p>
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<p>In a big long line of traffic, people make stupid moves to get ahead of you and squeeze in behind a truck, only to turn off a few hundred metres later. People being dangerous fluffybunnies makes me so angry, and as such impacts my driving, sub-consciously I end up going a little faster or follow a little closer (except the parts where I can have cruise control on; fortunately I notice the mist quickly nowadays and just drop right back for a bit)...so many trucks, roadworks and morons on dual carriageways, a very bad recipe unfortunately.</p> -
<p>I was on the motorway tonight and I pulled out to change into the right lane to head home and just made out a car behind me with no headlights on . The lane I was in was crawling so I could pull back in, the lane he was in was pretty clear and he was doing about 70. Arseclown.</p>
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<p>It's especially good on long trips in Australia, they will hit the wallaby, not you. </p>
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<p>Night time driving - find a semi to draft, and hope the roo doesn't go under his bumper.</p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/81085464/the-bachelor-nz-naz-lashes-out-at-christchurch-rapper'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/81085464/the-bachelor-nz-naz-lashes-out-at-christchurch-rapper</a></p>
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<p>I don't know where to start with this. The only thing upsetting about this whole saga is that ghastly bitch Pebbles Hooper isn't gonna get a hiding.</p>
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<p>Fuck me, how desperate are these women for attention ?</p> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/81085464/the-bachelor-nz-naz-lashes-out-at-christchurch-rapper'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/81085464/the-bachelor-nz-naz-lashes-out-at-christchurch-rapper</a></p>
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<p>I don't know where to start with this.<strong> The only thing upsetting about this whole saga is that ghastly bitch Pebbles Hoopah isn't gonna get a hiding.</strong></p>
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<p>Fuck me, how desperate are these women for attention ?</p>
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<p>I'm disappointed by that too.</p>
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<p>I'd be team rapper/model chick. At least she has done something with her life. Naz is a media whore of the Sally Ridge variety, desperately flogging her dead horse tv career.</p> -
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<p>I'd be team rapper/model chick. At least she has done something with her life. </p>
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<p>Miss Nude Sydney 2012.</p>
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<p>Her parents will doubtless be very proud. :)</p> -
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<p>Fuck Duco, I was gonna buy a ticket to watch Parker fight down here, was waiting to see what they did with the undercard.</p>
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<p>No way I am going now, <strong>my 15 or so mates</strong> that paid $150 for a ticket have been well and truly ripped off</p>
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<p>No one likes a show off</p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/81364860/former-tv3-newsreader-hilary-barry-enjoying-unemployment-in-facebook-vid'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/81364860/former-tv3-newsreader-hilary-barry-enjoying-unemployment-in-facebook-vid</a></p>
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<p>I thought she had died when they stopped writing articles about her!</p>
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<p>Covered up in a violet rain jacket with the hood pulled close around her face, Hilary exults in the rain during a walk on Pakiri Beach, north of Auckland</p>
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<p>"There are those who feel the rain, and then there are those who just get wet. Feel the rain!" she cries, beaming into the camera as she spins around on the sand.</p>
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<p>That is so deep, really makes you think.....</p>
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<p>The rest of the world has J-Lo and J-Law........</p>
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<p>we've got H-Bar..... </p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/81862209/woman-who-assaulted-dog-control-officer-was-drunk-obnoxious-and-rude'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/81862209/woman-who-assaulted-dog-control-officer-was-drunk-obnoxious-and-rude</a></p>
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<p>Here's a conundrum for any bloke out there.......</p>
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<p>Do you......</p>
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<p>a ) back away from quite cute but very feral chick and look like a bit of a pussy ?</p>
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<p>or b ) use your superior strength/reach and backhand the bitch ?</p>
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<p>Pretty shit no win situation to be in.</p>
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<p>In other news I'm not exactly sure how this actually became news........</p>