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<p>fuck i wish i had thought of that. My eldest did the Ironkids triathlon on the weekend, and they call out each name as they passed the finish line. It would have been fucking sweet to hear over the PA "great work Megadeth!"</p>
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<p>All my kids' names were inspired by The Motherfucking Share Zone. Bitch.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="588530" data-time="1466033538"><p>fuck i wish i had thought of that. My eldest did the Ironkids triathlon on the weekend, and they call out each name as they passed the finish line. It would have been fucking sweet to hear over the PA "great work Megadeth!"</p></blockquote>
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I'll be going to my kids next prize giving, want to be there when 'Metallica' gets an award and is called on stage.. -
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<p>All my kids' names were inspired by The Motherfucking Share Zone. Bitch.</p>
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<p>On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze.</p>
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<p>The parents must have been American Gladiator fans...</p>
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<p>On the rock radio station (bogans choice of station) some one called in with the name Blaze. That started it rolling for other 'trash' names as they called them<br>
The 'winner' was a poor wee girl who's cousin marrying parents named her 'Random'. I shit you not</p>
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<p>Was their last name 'Task'?</p>
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<p>I still remember the Ford family from school. I think the Dad was a big-shot in the Mongrel Mob, the kids first names were Fairlane, Galaxy and Customline</p> -
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<p>Only on the gold coast :)</p> -
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<p>I wonder what little metallicas first brush with fame will be ? Police 10/7 or road cops?<br><br>
There's also an Anica , Luan and Phoenix in there , they've got their stripper names sorted out well in advance .<br><br>
(Apologies if those kids names are ferners kids names)</p>
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<p>Heh, I had a mate who was dating a stripper at Uni. Her name was Candy..her actual name! She had to choose another as a stage name. He got her knocked up and I lost touch after that</p> -
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<p>Heh, I had a mate who was dating a stripper at Uni. Her name was Candy..her actual name! She had to choose another as a stage name. He got her knocked up and I lost touch after that</p>
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<p>For some reason this post made me laugh. Probably as it is happy story.. that turned sad.</p>
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<p>Good news! Dating a stripper while at Uni</p>
<p>Bad news! She got pregnant and now she is your baby mama...</p>
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<p>I've seen Halo and Lando in the same family. Lando is literally named after the guy from Star Wars. I don't know if that's cool or really sad.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Rancid Schnitzel" data-cid="588632" data-time="1466043324"><p>I've seen Halo and Lando in the same family. Lando is literally named after the guy from Star Wars. I don't know if that's cool or really sad.</p></blockquote>
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<p>yea, it's parked out back, behind the Torana. Which is behind the Camira. Which is behind the Commodore</p>
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<p><a class="bbc_url" href="https://postimg.org/image/ggnq5ca7l/"><i><img src="https://s32.postimg.org/ggnq5ca7l/kait.jpg" alt="kait.jpg"></i></a></p>
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<p>Only on the gold coast :)</p>
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<p> What the fuckitty fuck fuck?</p>
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<p>Fancy being saddled with the name Ki-Vill-Lynn all your life and then trying to explain no it's Caitlyn. Really it is - See it's the roman numeral VIII -</p>
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<p>Uh OK suuurre</p>
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<p>Either she ends up on the benefit for life or changes her name at 18.</p> -
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<p>Either she ends up on the benefit for life or changes her name at 18.</p>
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<p>Pain in the arse to change that, once she's signed up for childcare benefits with three kids to two separate fathers.</p> -
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<p> What the fuckitty fuck fuck?</p>
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<p>Fancy being saddled with the name Ki-Vill-Lynn all your life and then trying to explain no it's Caitlyn. Really it is - See it's the roman numeral VIII -</p>
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<p>Uh OK suuurre</p>
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<p>Either she ends up on the benefit for life or changes her name at 18.</p>
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<p>Thanks for that haha, I couldn't read the pic that well and the roman numerals just looked like a banshee scream in the middle of her name. Poor baby, shitarse start to life, saddled with that.</p> -
<p>But it's not confined to bogans is it. I mean Shiloh Pitt. Has Brad and Angie not heard of spoonerisms?</p>
