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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean not sure too many have gone to the level of Taken 4 or whatever one it was...

    I mistakenly watched Taken 2. That's where that stopped thankfully. If they make a Wick IV (V ?) I won't be watching that either.

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    @antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

    If they make a Wick IV (V ?) I won't be watching that either.

    There is a sneak peak trailer for John Wick 4 from Comic-Con. I haven't seen it myself.

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    @Bovidae said in Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Movie review thread...:

    If they make a Wick IV (V ?) I won't be watching that either.

    There is a sneak peak trailer for John Wick 4 from Comic-Con. I haven't seen it myself.

    Cue more wooden acting from Keanu and absurdly contrived action scenes. If the producers had a sense of humour, they'd compile a mash up of the first three movies and nothing else.

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  • TimT Away
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    John Wick was fucking shit.

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    @Tim just as a gauge, did you like the first 3?

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    @Kiwiwomble I saw the first John Wick and did not like it. It quickly became very boring. That is the only one I have seen.

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    @Tim ok, so there is still hope for those of us that liked them

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    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

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  • KirwanK Offline
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    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

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    @Tim said in Movie review thread...:

    John Wick was fucking shit.

    I’ve never actually seen a single John Wick film but this review is good enough for me.

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    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He’s actually fucken terrible and not in a good ‘Arnie” way either.

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    @MN5 said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He’s actually fucken terrible and not in a good ‘Arnie” way either.

    Yep and he seems to basically play the same character, Matrix, Constantine, JW. Do you get the feeling the studio are milking him better than a scouser could?

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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He's one note that is for sure

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    @canefan

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    @canefan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    He's one note that is for sure

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    There's development, WOAH to WHOA

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  • KirwanK Offline
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    @Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:

    @Kirwan said in Movie review thread...:

    @Nepia said in Movie review thread...:

    I love John Wick - they’re like those 80s movies that @Tim loves, except watchable. 😛

    First one was funny. The rest didn't have the same absurdity.

    Maybe Keanu’s limitations as an actor make it difficult to sustain a story arc over a series? See also: The Matrix trilogy.

    Both examples are poor writing more than anything to do with the actor.

    He has a narrow range, but he’s good within it. Not everyone is a character actor.

    His main attribute is he’s charismatic. All subjective of course.

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim Allen belongs in an S. Craig Zahler movie pronto.

    Hmm ...

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    By-The-Way... (BTW)...
    I seem to recall there's been at least one Ferner claiming(/bragging?) that they've never seen a single John Wick movie.
    Give yourself a fucking massive upper-cut, then, when your stupid head is lying on the floor mouth agape, take your dick'n'balls and give yourself a wee tea-baggin'.

    John Wick movies are not clever. They are not original. They ARE derivative. But they also ARE a metric-fuck-tonne of fun.

    If any fluffybunny claims to like classics such as Commando, Rambo, any HK-era-Woo, any Hollywood-era-Woo, any fucking stupid-fun-guns-and-shit-action-movies-of-EVER...
    but NOT John Wick... you're either a lying hipster dipshit, a dead-set liar fluffybunny, a straight-up stupid fluffy-bunny, or fluffy-bunny retard.
    AND... (Sorry - meant to find the quote from the retard Welsh player who threatened the wife of another player on twitter, and cleverly re-use that, and... just couldn't. Brain-too-dumb from watching stupid derivative americanised versions of gun-fu movies.)

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    @Kruse

    You’re going to have to explain about the Welsh player now. I’m interested.

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