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<p>Everybody Wants Some!! The spiritual sequel to Dazed and Confused by Richard Linklater. I thought this was great, funny and rambling. About a bunch of college baseball players partying over the weekend before college classes start.</p>
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<p>Lots of pretty girls, only one set of boobies though M4L/Jegga, scattered throughout the movie and the guy character's were mostly funny.</p>
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<p>Set in the early 80s, so still looks really 70s.</p>
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<p>i saw the ad for that and thought it looked pretty good. Loved D&C, glad to hear this measures up. </p>
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<p>It is great to see everyone getting on board with the NTA Flexible Ratings System.</p>
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<p>Yes, I give the rating system a solid 4 fat yellow props going backwards but only because the ref is shit and has no clue what is going on because the yellow props are actually better but the opposition have some sort of iconic myth behind them out of 5.</p> -
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<p>Yes, I give the rating system a solid 4 fat yellow props going backwards but only because the ref is shit and has no clue what is going on because the yellow props are actually better but the opposition have some sort of iconic myth behind them out of 5.</p>
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<p>I give your comment 4 All Black fans who never admit the opposition were better than them, only that their own team played shit, out of 5.</p> -
<p>A couple of Liam Neeson films.</p>
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<p>A Walk Among Tombstones.</p>
<p>Pretty dark movie and not quite what I expected, especially the part at the beginning when he is shooting up the bad guys and one of the bullets go astray. Enjoyable enough though. 3 gun toting alcoholics out of 5.</p>
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<p>Taken 3.</p>
<p>Pretty much as expected, Liam Neeson fucking bad guys up for fun. Slight plot twist at the end but don't go into the movie with any expectations other then Neeson being a bad ass. 3 special sets of skills out of 5.</p> -
<p>The Witch</p>
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<p>English immigrants live in America in the 1600s and speak a pretty bizarre dialect ( which was pretty common at the time ). They have a pretty miserable life eking out a meagre existence with their five kids so something comes out of the woods to liven things up by stealing their baby. Cue a few accusations, a few lame frights, bumps in the night and a build up to pretty much nothing... Actors who played Mum and Dad were deceased characters in a show many of us enjoy watching but avoid this turgid crap at all costs.....</p>
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<p>were there 10 people in that movie to give it an out of 10?</p>
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<p>A couple of Liam Neeson films.</p>
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<p>A Walk Among Tombstones.</p>
<p>Pretty dark movie and not quite what I expected, especially the part at the beginning when he is shooting up the bad guys and one of the bullets go astray. Enjoyable enough though. 3 gun toting alcoholics out of 5.</p>
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<p>Taken 3.</p>
<p>Pretty much as expected, Liam Neeson fucking bad guys up for fun. Slight plot twist at the end but don't go into the movie with any expectations other then Neeson being a bad ass. 3 special sets of skills out of 5.</p>
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<p>The Taken series would have been better if Neeson actually took a few punches here and there......oh and if they never made the two sequels.</p>
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<p>I single handedly blame him for inspiring some of the shit that John Travolta and Bruce Willis have churned out recently. I don't buy JT as an action hero ( but in saying that he is very cool in other roles ) and Bruce Willis needs to hand the mantle over gracefully.</p> -
<p>Legend - The Krays one, not the Tom Cruise one. </p>
<p>Enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Hardy is great - I didn't realise he was playing both brothers until half way through the movie... </p>
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<p>I score it a GardenGate out of a possible Tony Benn.</p> -
<p>I just learnt a new word!</p>
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<p>Legend - The Krays one, not the Tom Cruise one. </p>
<p>Enjoyed it more than I thought I would. Hardy is great - I didn't realise he was playing both brothers until half way through the movie... </p>
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<p>I score it a GardenGate out of a possible Tony Benn.</p>
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<p>Without a word of a lie I think you'd be the 5th or 6th person to review this on here. If anyone can be fucked trawling through 194 pages to prove that then be my guest.....</p> -
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<p>Holy shit now its just getting esoteric</p>
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<br><p>When I lived in the London, there was one of these ATMs down the road... East London for ya innit<br><img src="http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/1024/media/images/59717000/jpg/_59717615_sausage_pa.jpg" alt="_59717615_sausage_pa.jpg"></p> -
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<p>Without a word of a lie I think you'd be the 5th or 6th person to review this on here. If anyone can be fucked trawling through 194 pages to prove that then be my guest.....</p>
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<p>go to the top right, the search function, type in the words and it will search this topic for you, you lazy fluffybunny :)</p> -
<p>that can't be for real</p>
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<p>Anyone watch<em> <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2057392/'>Eye in the Sky</a></em>?</p>
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<p>When I saw the trailer I was thinking "Ha ha, they'd fire on that target in a heartbeat."</p> -
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<p>that can't be for real</p>
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<p>You wouldnt be the first person to say that.</p>
<p>And get this, just to fck with people, the ATM alternates between standard english and cockney... </p>
<p>So of course when I said to my missus "Come check out the Cockney ATM" and it presented in English, I got one of those "Do you really think Im buying this sh1t" looks.</p>
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<p>A couple of Liam Neeson films.</p>
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<p>A Walk Among Tombstones.</p>
<p>Pretty dark movie and not quite what I expected, especially the part at the beginning when he is shooting up the bad guys and one of the bullets go astray. Enjoyable enough though. 3 gun toting alcoholics out of 5.</p>
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<p>Taken 3.</p>
<p>Pretty much as expected, Liam Neeson fucking bad guys up for fun. Slight plot twist at the end but don't go into the movie with any expectations other then Neeson being a bad ass. 3 special sets of skills out of 5.</p>
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<p>I applaud anyone who can watch this and not get a headache:</p>
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<p>I saw <em>The Nice Guys</em> today and thought it was a good movie. I enjoyed that it was an original movie and it was well written. There were a lot of clever references to other parts of the film. It wasn't perfect but was far more creative than most of the films that come out.</p>
