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  • MN5M MN5

    @canefan said in Bledisloe 2:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bledisloe 2:

    @voodoo said in Bledisloe 2:

    Fuck SBW is bad. Why is he employed? Surely it's some sort of work experience, we're not actually paying him are we?

    He is absolutely terrible. Some people simply should not be in front of the camera. I'd even put McGod in that category. But he's too busy flying helicopters and shit.

    I don't like Kieran Read as a comments guy either

    He’s pretty poor too it must be said. Loved him as a player but his “expert comments” are very bland and inoffensive. Definitely doesn’t want to bite the hand that’S feeding him and say what he really thinks.

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    @MN5 said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

    @canefan said in Bledisloe 2:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bledisloe 2:

    @voodoo said in Bledisloe 2:

    Fuck SBW is bad. Why is he employed? Surely it's some sort of work experience, we're not actually paying him are we?

    He is absolutely terrible. Some people simply should not be in front of the camera. I'd even put McGod in that category. But he's too busy flying helicopters and shit.

    I don't like Kieran Read as a comments guy either

    He’s pretty poor too it must be said. Loved him as a player but his “expert comments” are very bland and inoffensive. Definitely doesn’t want to bite the hand that’S feeding him and say what he really thinks.

    You could say that about nearly all of the Sky talking heads. Then Kirwan is the opposite extreme where he just spouts rubbish.

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      I like Read. Sure he looks like a deer in the headlights, amd he's not inspiring, but that's not his job. I think he's really observant of the game tactics and asks insightful (but not challenging) questions

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      • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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        #184

        It's often a very fine line between appearing genuine and not just spouting boilerplate rubbish. I don't watch NRL very often but I get the impression that many of their commentators are just too overrehearsed and almost appear carbon copies of each other.

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          My tolerance for Parsons as a commentator is low. We've got the increase in volume when he gets excited, his overuse of the same phrase in replays (Go you good thing!), and a desire to inject quotes into the commentary.

          And speaking of commentators, I didn't even get to watch all of the Wellington-Waikato game, but in what I did see Laban was going all-Nisbo by mis-identifying Waikato players.

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            Either Sonny-Bill is having a massive laugh or he actually forgets he’s on camera. It’s too funny to not watch!

            I don’t mind Harrison. Turunui is a bit of a whinger.

            Parsons and Hames, nup can’t listen to either.

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              #187

              I was 15mins to the Test before I realised why it was so much more enjoyable than normal. No TJ.

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                #188

                Bring back John Howson and transistor radio.

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                • ACT CrusaderA ACT Crusader

                  Either Sonny-Bill is having a massive laugh or he actually forgets he’s on camera. It’s too funny to not watch!

                  I don’t mind Harrison. Turunui is a bit of a whinger.

                  Parsons and Hames, nup can’t listen to either.

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                  #189

                  @ACT-Crusader said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                  Either Sonny-Bill is having a massive laugh or he actually forgets he’s on camera. It’s too funny to not watch!

                  I don’t mind Harrison. Turunui is a bit of a whinger.

                  Parsons and Hames, nup can’t listen to either.

                  Potentially train wreck TV. Compulsive viewing

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                  • ACT CrusaderA ACT Crusader

                    Either Sonny-Bill is having a massive laugh or he actually forgets he’s on camera. It’s too funny to not watch!

                    I don’t mind Harrison. Turunui is a bit of a whinger.

                    Parsons and Hames, nup can’t listen to either.

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                    @ACT-Crusader said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                    Either Sonny-Bill is having a massive laugh or he actually forgets he’s on camera. It’s too funny to not watch!

                    I don’t mind Harrison. Turunui is a bit of a whinger.

                    Parsons and Hames, nup can’t listen to either.

                    I agree about Harrison, much prefer him as commentator to player. But not the most incisive on strategy 🙂

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                    • broughieB broughie

                      Bring back John Howson and transistor radio.

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                      @broughie said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                      Bring back John Howson and transistor radio.

                      He was awesome. Showing your age.

                      IIRC he gave away the head commentary job for Radio NZ as a result of the '81 Springbok tour. Set up an independent news and sport broadcast company.

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                      • broughieB broughie

                        Bring back John Howson and transistor radio.

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                        @broughie said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                        Bring back John Howson and transistor radio.

                        Or Winston McCarthy and the crystal set.

                        And no, well before my time. 🙂

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                          Justin Harrison is a funny one. Couldn't stand him as a player and is extremely biased towards any Aussie SR team, but at the same time I like him and his clear passion for Aussie rugby. I actually don't mind the aussie commentary at all tbh.

                          Jeff Wilson and Ken Laban are the only 2 that I have any time for out of the NZ guys.

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                          • African MonkeyA African Monkey

                            Justin Harrison is a funny one. Couldn't stand him as a player and is extremely biased towards any Aussie SR team, but at the same time I like him and his clear passion for Aussie rugby. I actually don't mind the aussie commentary at all tbh.

                            Jeff Wilson and Ken Laban are the only 2 that I have any time for out of the NZ guys.

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                            @African-Monkey said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                            Justin Harrison is a funny one. Couldn't stand him as a player and is extremely biased towards any Aussie SR team, but at the same time I like him and his clear passion for Aussie rugby. I actually don't mind the aussie commentary at all tbh.

                            Jeff Wilson and Ken Laban are the only 2 that I have any time for out of the NZ guys.

                            Agree, I enjoy Justin Harrison. He's openly in favour of Aussie rugby and their teams, but he enjoys any good play, as well as a bit of push 'n shove.

                            Basically I enjoy anybody whose talking when Sean Maloney isn't. I really can't stand him as a commentator.

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                            • African MonkeyA African Monkey

                              Justin Harrison is a funny one. Couldn't stand him as a player and is extremely biased towards any Aussie SR team, but at the same time I like him and his clear passion for Aussie rugby. I actually don't mind the aussie commentary at all tbh.

                              Jeff Wilson and Ken Laban are the only 2 that I have any time for out of the NZ guys.

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                              #195

                              @African-Monkey said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                              Justin Harrison is a funny one. Couldn't stand him as a player and is extremely biased towards any Aussie SR team, but at the same time I like him and his clear passion for Aussie rugby. I actually don't mind the aussie commentary at all tbh.

                              Jeff Wilson and Ken Laban are the only 2 that I have any time for out of the NZ guys.

                              Like Justin H too. Also Joel Stransky on any Saffa commentary - knowledgeable, calm and doesn't knows when to speak and keep quiet

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                                Justin Harrison makes me want to.cut my ears off. Says a lot without saying anything and just repeats the same crap every game. "Win the contest". "Run at inside shoulders".

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                                  #197

                                  The crop of commentators at the moment are all shocking imo.

                                  Marshal makes me want to find him and sock him.
                                  Nisbo should have retired 10 years ago.
                                  Johnson average at best.
                                  Jk one of the few I don't mind
                                  Wilson ok but very biased
                                  Mills sounds about as intellectual as a five year old.
                                  Rikki s average
                                  Laban is way to over eager at times.
                                  Hames waaaaay to much dribble and is an extremely boring talker
                                  Parsons like Hames but more thick
                                  SBW sounds like a complete retard
                                  Mertens total windger
                                  Harrison excessively biased

                                  Can't remember the rest (yes I know some are aussies)

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                                  • M Mackerzzzz

                                    The crop of commentators at the moment are all shocking imo.

                                    Marshal makes me want to find him and sock him.
                                    Nisbo should have retired 10 years ago.
                                    Johnson average at best.
                                    Jk one of the few I don't mind
                                    Wilson ok but very biased
                                    Mills sounds about as intellectual as a five year old.
                                    Rikki s average
                                    Laban is way to over eager at times.
                                    Hames waaaaay to much dribble and is an extremely boring talker
                                    Parsons like Hames but more thick
                                    SBW sounds like a complete retard
                                    Mertens total windger
                                    Harrison excessively biased

                                    Can't remember the rest (yes I know some are aussies)

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                                    @Mackerzzzz said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                                    The crop of commentators at the moment are all shocking imo.

                                    Marshal makes me want to find him and sock him.
                                    Nisbo should have retired 10 years ago.
                                    Johnson average at best.
                                    Jk one of the few I don't mind
                                    Wilson ok but very biased
                                    Mills sounds about as intellectual as a five year old.
                                    Rikki s average
                                    Laban is way to over eager at times.
                                    Hames waaaaay to much dribble and is an extremely boring talker
                                    Parsons like Hames but more thick
                                    SBW sounds like a complete retard
                                    Mertens total windger
                                    Harrison excessively biased

                                    Can't remember the rest (yes I know some are aussies)

                                    Comes across as an overexcited school kid.

                                    I actually don’t mind Mertz, but he does get things dead wrong at times (eg the Papalii incident).

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                                    • ACT CrusaderA ACT Crusader

                                      @Mackerzzzz said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                                      The crop of commentators at the moment are all shocking imo.

                                      Marshal makes me want to find him and sock him.
                                      Nisbo should have retired 10 years ago.
                                      Johnson average at best.
                                      Jk one of the few I don't mind
                                      Wilson ok but very biased
                                      Mills sounds about as intellectual as a five year old.
                                      Rikki s average
                                      Laban is way to over eager at times.
                                      Hames waaaaay to much dribble and is an extremely boring talker
                                      Parsons like Hames but more thick
                                      SBW sounds like a complete retard
                                      Mertens total windger
                                      Harrison excessively biased

                                      Can't remember the rest (yes I know some are aussies)

                                      Comes across as an overexcited school kid.

                                      I actually don’t mind Mertz, but he does get things dead wrong at times (eg the Papalii incident).

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                                      @ACT-Crusader said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                                      @Mackerzzzz said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                                      The crop of commentators at the moment are all shocking imo.

                                      Marshal makes me want to find him and sock him.
                                      Nisbo should have retired 10 years ago.
                                      Johnson average at best.
                                      Jk one of the few I don't mind
                                      Wilson ok but very biased
                                      Mills sounds about as intellectual as a five year old.
                                      Rikki s average
                                      Laban is way to over eager at times.
                                      Hames waaaaay to much dribble and is an extremely boring talker
                                      Parsons like Hames but more thick
                                      SBW sounds like a complete retard
                                      Mertens total windger
                                      Harrison excessively biased

                                      Can't remember the rest (yes I know some are aussies)

                                      Comes across as an overexcited school kid.

                                      I actually don’t mind Mertz, but he does get things dead wrong at times (eg the Papalii incident).

                                      Pffft, Paps did a staple bro, he was asking for it!!!

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                                      • M Mackerzzzz

                                        The crop of commentators at the moment are all shocking imo.

                                        Marshal makes me want to find him and sock him.
                                        Nisbo should have retired 10 years ago.
                                        Johnson average at best.
                                        Jk one of the few I don't mind
                                        Wilson ok but very biased
                                        Mills sounds about as intellectual as a five year old.
                                        Rikki s average
                                        Laban is way to over eager at times.
                                        Hames waaaaay to much dribble and is an extremely boring talker
                                        Parsons like Hames but more thick
                                        SBW sounds like a complete retard
                                        Mertens total windger
                                        Harrison excessively biased

                                        Can't remember the rest (yes I know some are aussies)

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                                        @Mackerzzzz said in Rugby Commentators/Presenters:

                                        The crop of commentators at the moment are all shocking imo.

                                        Marshal makes me want to find him and sock him.
                                        Nisbo should have retired 10 years ago.
                                        Johnson average at best.
                                        Jk one of the few I don't mind
                                        Wilson ok but very biased
                                        Mills sounds about as intellectual as a five year old.
                                        Rikki s average
                                        Laban is way to over eager at times.
                                        Hames waaaaay to much dribble and is an extremely boring talker
                                        Parsons like Hames but more thick
                                        SBW sounds like a complete retard
                                        Mertens total windger
                                        Harrison excessively biased

                                        Can't remember the rest (yes I know some are aussies)

                                        Well I like Mils, Laban (I don't mind someone who actually knows where players come from and loves the game) and Hames maybe boring to you, but I find interesting as he knows the laws and game, same as Parsons he knows the game.
                                        I don't need the commentators to be exactly as I want, and actually enjoy the difference, and if one or two annoy me now and then just kind of shrug my shoulders. I pretty easy to please, as I take much more notice of what I see anyway, not what I hear, think it's why I like watching games live at park.

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                                          https://www.sen.com.au/news/2023/01/15/its-onwards-and-upwards-ian-smith-departs-sky-after-23-years/

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