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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Gratuitous nudity and Ana de Armas
plot twist, all you see is JFK's cock
Ahh, fuck it, I'm still in
I’m a bit concerned. Are her tits big enough ?
No. but neither were Ashley Judd's/ Mira Sorvino's and I still liked that movie.
I’m just concerned about historical accuracy. Small tits can be awesome too.
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@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Outside of the Hobbit - at 6 foot, taller than Daniel Craig.
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Might make a decent low level henchman
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Might make a decent low level henchman
I don’t see any metal teeth, steel clawed hands or razor sharp hats. Still a no from me.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Unlike the Malaysian and two black fellas in the running
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Catogrande said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow Should be Dan Stevens!
Having watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, The Suspect I'd like to see Aidan 'Poldark' Turner as Bond.
He's got the acting chops and charisma in spades
Aidan Turner | Actor, Producer, Soundtrack
Known for: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
He’s far too short. Have you seen him in The Hobbit?
Needs a fucken haircut too. Bond is always immaculately groomed. It’s a hard no from me til that happens.
Well of course, duh
Looks a bit swarthy and foreign
Unlike the Malaysian and two black fellas in the running
Yeah they can all piss off too
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Lou.
Older, cranky woman with a past is landlady to a woman whose kid gets kidnapped. There is the premise for a good film here, but this misses it by a bit of a margin.
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Rambo (First Blood to Americans).
This is a guilty pleasure. But in 2022 it really doesn't stand up, which isn't a fatal flaw given that's also true of many of its peers from that time. The problem here isn't the action scenes so much, it's the clunky dialogue and ridiculous acting. Richard Crenna is about as believable as some random who walks out of a disposal store off to a fancy dress party. The only thing that saves this is Brian Dennehy - without him it would certainly have been a bargain bin straight to video job.
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There is an amazing 4K restoration of Fritz Lang's 1927 film Metropolis on YouTube:
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Rambo (First Blood to Americans).
This is a guilty pleasure. But in 2022 it really doesn't stand up, which isn't a fatal flaw given that's also true of many of its peers from that time. The problem here isn't the action scenes so much, it's the clunky dialogue and ridiculous acting. Richard Crenna is about as believable as some random who walks out of a disposal store off to a fancy dress party. The only thing that saves this is Brian Dennehy - without him it would certainly have been a bargain bin straight to video job.
Still delivering for me
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Bullet Train
Good turn your brain off action movie!
Does a decent job of keeping you guessing of who is and isnt involved, some good chemistry between the cast with humorous banter
3.5 ladybugs out of 5 diesels
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Just because he got his dick sucked and put his tail in a blue horses' vagina, that doesn't stop him being human.
Don't think I've spit my muesli out so much since someone (forget who) said Clive Woodward was the sort of bloke who kept a freezer full of woman's feet in his garage.
Clive Woodward is @Snowy
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@MN5 Big Liam did his career in reverse to lots of actors. Did a range of roles in his younger days and then became an action star as a pensioner, whereas other guys do the action when (relatively) younger and then try to do more character roles when older to prove they can act.
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Big Liam did his career in reverse to lots of actors. Did a range of roles in his younger days and then became an action star as a pensioner, whereas other guys do the action when (relatively) younger and then try to do more character roles when older to prove they can act.
I think his performances in Schindlers List and Rob Roy were outstanding but yeah, his career trajectory is a funny old one as mentioned on here numerous times.
This scene here gets me EVERY time. So powerful.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Big Liam did his career in reverse to lots of actors. Did a range of roles in his younger days and then became an action star as a pensioner, whereas other guys do the action when (relatively) younger and then try to do more character roles when older to prove they can act.
I think his performances in Schindlers List and Rob Roy were outstanding but yeah, his career trajectory is a funny old one as mentioned on here numerous times.
This scene here gets me EVERY time. So powerful.
Never seen either of those movies (hangs head in shame)
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@voodoo said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Big Liam did his career in reverse to lots of actors. Did a range of roles in his younger days and then became an action star as a pensioner, whereas other guys do the action when (relatively) younger and then try to do more character roles when older to prove they can act.
I think his performances in Schindlers List and Rob Roy were outstanding but yeah, his career trajectory is a funny old one as mentioned on here numerous times.
This scene here gets me EVERY time. So powerful.
Never seen either of those movies (hangs head in shame)
How do you block someone on here ?
