Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@Catogrande ok I'll read it
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@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
So turns out she was gorgeous and a XL bully type dig breeder. A man has been arrested for being quizzed by the police.
Perhaps her dogs didn't like her as much as her friends did.
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Ah hah.
Mirror probe reveals dog attacks rocket after pandemic - with nine people dead this year - The Mirror
The Mirror today launches a campaign to overhaul the Dangerous Dogs Act after too many Brits have been killed this year in vicious dog attacks
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The standard of police training in the USA:
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@antipodean said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
The standard of police training in the USA:
Nothing to see here. The cop was probably pissed because the pimply teenager behind the counter at McDonald's didn't give him his half priced coffee. It's a reasonable and foreseeable consequence I would have thought.
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@antipodean jebus. I didn't hear - did he say the reasoning for his approach?
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@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@antipodean jebus. I didn't hear - did he say the reasoning for his approach?
You mean why he approached the car in the first place? He told comms he recognised the car as one that took off from him recently.
It amazes me that so many cops in the US work one up.
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Doctors reportedly thought the 55-year-old man was dead when he was sent to a morgue in Australia, but some experts believe he was still alive and tried to climb out the body bag
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@antipodean how many shots he got off...and the injuries are presumably not life threatening...lucky he wasn't a genuine threat
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@Victor-Meldrew I've posted this before but it's good fun.
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I hate the little disease-carrying, native Red Squirrel-killing vermin ever since one got into my house and wrecked a sofa and curtains
One of the great memories of our previous cat was watching her broadside the little fuckers as they tried to race for safety from the bird-feeder in the middle of the lawn. A bit like this:
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@Victor-Meldrew what the fuck is that video style? I got bored and frustrated before the end sorry...
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@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew what the fuck is that video style? I got bored and frustrated before the end sorry...
The squirrel didn't....
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Well worth a read...
Customer Review John W. Osborne Jr. 5.0 out of 5 stars Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . . Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 July 2012 After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good " Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status... So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :- 11,136 people found this helpful -
@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew I've posted this before but it's good fun.
Damn you Bones, you just stole 20 minutes of my life with that video!!!
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@voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew I've posted this before but it's good fun.
Damn you Bones, you just stole 20 minutes of my life with that video!!!
Make sure not to watch the sequel.
Check out this Amazon review of Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .
