Bad/Lame Jokes
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Bono and The Edge walk into a pub. The bartender says, "Not you too again!"
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@Billy-Tell said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Bono and The Edge walk into a pub. The bartender says, "Not you too again!"
Took me 5 seconds longer than it should have...
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@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Billy-Tell said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Bono and The Edge walk into a pub. The bartender says, "Not you too again!"
Took me 5 seconds longer than it should have...
That’s understandable, after all what self respecting barman wants those two pricks in his pub?
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@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Billy-Tell said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Bono and The Edge walk into a pub. The bartender says, "Not you too again!"
Took me 5 seconds longer than it should have...
... and you still haven't found what you're looking for...
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Not many people know that in the classical age of Asterix and Obelix personal delivery was possible via a sophisticated voice recognition system that responded to "Hey, elixir."
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Hey check out www.conjunctivitis.com
It is a site for sore eyes
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@Nevorian said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Did you know that if you get pregnant in the Amazon it is next day delivery?
Only if you’re in your prime
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Map of Europe drawn from memory
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@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Nevorian said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Did you know that if you get pregnant in the Amazon it is next day delivery?
Only if you’re in your prime
That randy lad Spiderman avoids asking for girls via Amazon out of fear of litigation- it has its own webserver.
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Q: What do you call a mean, angry, man-eating tiger with no legs
A: Anything you like - it can't catch you.
Boom-tish
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My wife asked if I’d like eggs and bacon for breakfast and I said “no thanks I don’t seem to be very hungry. I think it’s all this viagra” At lunchtime she asked if I’d like some nice homemade soup and some crusty bread. I said “no thanks my appetite has gone. I’m sure it’s the viagra I’m taking”. At dinner time she asked if I’d like a juicy rib eye steak with chips and a glass of red wine. I said “no thanks, this viagra is killing my appetite “.
She said “well would you mind letting me up, I’m fucking starving”.
