Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@Victor-Meldrew what the fuck is that video style? I got bored and frustrated before the end sorry...
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@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew what the fuck is that video style? I got bored and frustrated before the end sorry...
The squirrel didn't....
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Well worth a read...
Customer Review John W. Osborne Jr. 5.0 out of 5 stars Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . . Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 30 July 2012 After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair.Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good " Understandingly this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status... So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect....... :- 11,136 people found this helpful -
@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew I've posted this before but it's good fun.
Damn you Bones, you just stole 20 minutes of my life with that video!!!
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@voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew I've posted this before but it's good fun.
Damn you Bones, you just stole 20 minutes of my life with that video!!!
Make sure not to watch the sequel.
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@Kruse said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@voodoo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@Victor-Meldrew I've posted this before but it's good fun.
Damn you Bones, you just stole 20 minutes of my life with that video!!!
Make sure not to watch the sequel.
Appreciate that
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Vodafone worker wins £30,000 after boss asked, 'how do lesbians have sex?'
The woman said she was left 'humiliated' by 'sexually explicit questions' at the Vodafone store in a Scottish town.
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Men can be allergic to their orgasms, study finds
Men can develop an allergy to their own orgasm, scientists have found.Sufferers fall ill immediately after climax, with flu-like symptoms, researchers said. They can experience fever, a cough, sneezing and muscle weakness, even issues with their speech, concentration and memory. The problems can con
When you have sex when you have Covid.
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@Victor-Meldrew All just good excuses to go back to watching TV.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
muscle weakness, even issues with their speech,
Oh yeah don't forget falling asleep eh. Oh I'm so ill, night.
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Fuck this world.
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@Bones The father sued and the city settled:
Keller to Pay $200K to Man Pepper Sprayed by Police After He Videotaped Son's Traffic Stop, Lawyer Says
The city of Keller has agreed to pay $200,000 to a man who was pepper-sprayed and arrested after he videotaped a police officer who pulled over his son for making a wide right turn, according to the father’s attorney.
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jesus, i think the caption is right, america is terrifying, i find myself having less and less desire to to even holiday there again, everyonse seems afraid of everyone else, cops are afraid so seem to overreact...and so the people are afraid of the cops so do stuff that might not be expected....its almost self fulfilling now ...plus guns
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...the infoweb never let ya down
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@Kiwiwomble yeah is pretty scary, if the approach to the son wasnt heavy handed enough, the approach to the father was mental.
I guess you can understand to an extent every single interaction is treated like a potential threat, but they seem incapable of managing these beyond use of force, which in ones like this that obviously make the media, are excessive use of force.
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@Kiwiwomble said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
jesus, i think the caption is right, america is terrifying, i find myself having less and less desire to to even holiday there again, everyonse seems afraid of everyone else, cops are afraid so seem to overreact...and so the people are afraid of the cops so do stuff that might not be expected....its almost self fulfilling now ...plus guns
Yeah, i've had a US trip planned that got Covided, but the main guy I was going to visit is moving across the border to Vancouver. So I basically wont even bother with the US now (was going to make my way from LA to Seattle originally).
Check out this Amazon review of Veet -- the Men's Hair Removal Gel Creme (from hell) . . .
