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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
There’s more than one Tremors movie?
Pretty sure I saw Tremor 3 on a double-bill with Sharknado VII
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Message from the King
4 numbers out of 5 ‘your number is up’
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
Iron Eagle 4 - On the Attack
- Not very good
- Titwatch: zero
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- Probably for the best, as main cast are teenagers... very young teenagers, not 'barely legal girls gone wild' teenagers
4.2 "that's ridiculous" out of 5 "that's just irresponsible"
Fuck you, Iron Eagle sequels.
(As I typed that - I suddenly recalled.... a few years back, I watched every Tremors movie in fairly quick succession... and upon finishing, then discovered there was yet another one just finished filming, due for release. I really fucking hope that isn't true for Iron Eagle.)
There’s more than one Tremors movie?
SEVEN... there's bloody SEVEN Tremors movies.
Surprisingly - Kevin Bacon hasn't reprised his role in ANY of the sequels.
I wish I hadn't had that flashback to my Tremors binge ... as it reminded me I've still never seen number 7... which I guess I should tick off ASAP.Tremors - classic
According to some less refined reviewers...
2 - "... one of the best direct-to-video sequels ever made." That's some pretty sweet qualified praise.
3 - "a jarring step down in quality from its predecessor"
4 - "noticeably better than [3] in certain aspects, but also noticeably worse in others"
5 - "a worthy sequel and gives the long dormant series a much-needed jolt" OR "beyond-generic reboot ... .... it brings absolutely nothing noteworthy to the table"
6 - "so bad it's nearly unwatchable ... ...made by people who absolutely loathe Tremors and want to insult the fans as much as possible".
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Still the best movies, at least the best multiples of moves, ever
'I'm shooting this f***ing film': How the Battle of Helm's Deep almost ruined Peter Jackson
Making The Two Towers' hellish 40-minute siege scene was a battle in itself.
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@Kruse aw man, does this look right up your alley!!
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@taniwharugby
Sheeit - that does look good.
Always such a promising sign when the same person's name appears as Writer, Director, AND in the cast (as "Warrior Knight").
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@Machpants said in Movie review thread...:
Still the best movies, at least the best multiples of moves, ever
'I'm shooting this f***ing film': How the Battle of Helm's Deep almost ruined Peter Jackson
Making The Two Towers' hellish 40-minute siege scene was a battle in itself.
ive said ti so many times, im always surprised more film series aren't all filmed back to back and released in subsequent years like LotR was, always felt it it had proved the benefits..when you see series now where actors noticeably age between movies that are supposed to have no time between them, or the style changes...and yes the new style might look better but really aften just makes the original look cheap or something...or actors die and have to re cast
edit: reading that....really want to re watch...have the extended editions here somewhere
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby
Sheeit - that does look good.
Always such a promising sign when the same person's name appears as Writer, Director, AND in the cast (as "Warrior Knight").
Aaaand... sure enough, his wife is the leading actress.Who does this fluffybunny think he is, Rob Zombie ?
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby
Sheeit - that does look good.
Always such a promising sign when the same person's name appears as Writer, Director, AND in the cast (as "Warrior Knight").
Aaaand... sure enough, his wife is the leading actress.Dude has made a lot of Christmas TV movies, presumably for Hallmark, which probably financed this film.
I look forward to your review.
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Vampyres (1974) - re-release/restoration of a forgotten British horror classic.
Actually really, really good. Think high Hammer production values minus the usual pointed-teeth vampire shit but with more suspense, atmosphere, mysticism, Sapphic love and a high tit-watch index.
4 Non-Innocent virgins out of 5 Lesbian Shower scenes
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Oscar worthy for best costume.
Those cans were absolutely extraordinary.
Notice I said ‘were’…..fuck knows where they are now
Either got a reduction, or her kids sucked them out of her
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Oscar worthy for best costume.
Those cans were absolutely extraordinary.
Notice I said ‘were’…..fuck knows where they are now
Either got a reduction, or her kids sucked them out of her
Tragic either way.
Whoever thinks she looks better now than then has rocks in their head.
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@Catogrande you get a pity vote.
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They all count, so thank you.
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Message from the King (2016) ⭐ 6.4 | Action, Crime, Drama
