Bogans with kids
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="588782" data-time="1466107182"><p>
But it's not confined to bogans is it. I mean Shiloh Pitt. Has Brad and Angie not heard of spoonerisms?</p></blockquote>
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First time I've come across that one. Made me laugh. -
It's earlier in the thread....VIII is eight, or ait therefore Kaitlyn/Keightlyn/K8lyn/KVIIIlyn...it's genius really...
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="589064" data-time="1466166778"><p>
Fucking Mooloos... honestly...</p></blockquote>
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Bay of Plenty brah -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="589000" data-time="1466151870">
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<p>Just for MN5.<br><br>
Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.</p>
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<p>Appreciate the effort but it will be so much more effective once you're a Dad.</p> -
<p>as good a place as any...</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698</a></p>
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<p>A man who fled police ended up turning to officers for help after they rescued him from drowning.</p>
<p><u><strong>Tequila </strong></u>Pomepi, 17, admitted a raft of driving charges. He stole a car from Port Rd on Saturday and was seen by police speeding down the road.</p>
<p>When police gave chase, Pomepi abandoned the car and entered the water near Port Whangarei and attempted to swim to Onerahi.</p>
<p>An officer waded into the water to rescue him, after he swum about 50m before appearing to get into trouble.</p>
<p>Pomepi, who appeared in Whangarei District Court, was also facing charges of burglary and possession of instruments for burglary, to which he previously pleaded guilty. He will be sentenced on July 20.</p>
<p class="">- <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.northernadvocate.co.nz/'>Northern Advocate</a></p> -
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<p>as good a place as any...</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698'>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/northern-advocate/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503450&objectid=11664698</a></p>
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<p>A man who fled police ended up turning to officers for help after they rescued him from drowning.</p>
<p><u><strong>Tequila </strong></u>Pomepi, 17, admitted a raft of driving charges. He stole a car from Port Rd on Saturday and was seen by police speeding down the road.</p>
<p>When police gave chase, Pomepi abandoned the car and entered the water near Port Whangarei and attempted to swim to Onerahi.</p>
<p>An officer waded into the water to rescue him, after he swum about 50m before appearing to get into trouble.</p>
<p>Pomepi, who appeared in Whangarei District Court, was also facing charges of burglary and possession of instruments for burglary, to which he previously pleaded guilty. He will be sentenced on July 20.</p>
<p>- <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.northernadvocate.co.nz/'>Northern Advocate</a></p>
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<p>I picture Tequila being more of a girls name, cos, y'know, it was definitely on the list if I ever had girls instead of boys.</p> -
Still yet to confirm if Metallica is a girl or a boy<br>
My plan to force my oldest to befriend this random kid has failed, apparently the fact that he or she is a year younger and is in a class on the other side of the school makes it impractical to befriend. 6 year olds... -
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<p>Still yet to confirm if Metallica is a girl or a boy<br>
My plan to force my oldest to befriend this random kid has failed, apparently the fact that he or she is a year younger and is in a class on the other side of the school makes it impractical to befriend. 6 year olds...</p>
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<p>She's not showing much dedication, tell her Dads online mates want to know at ANY cost.</p>
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<p>Nothing else Matters.....</p> -
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<p>More evidence that the name of your child can impact their future.</p>
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<p>Morons</p>
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<p>yep, some kids never really stand much of a chance do they!</p> -
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<p>With my name, I was born for greatness!</p>
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<p>Pity I keep letting it down....</p>
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<p>Fuck off Percival.</p> -
<p>its owned by the Herald (or whoever it is that owns that nowadays) so that says it all really!</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="592558" data-time="1467081321">
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<p>More evidence that the name of your child can impact their future.</p>
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<p>Morons</p>
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<p>Do you reckon he would have done better as Vesuvius Pomepi?</p>
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<p>I expect his older brother had already taken it.</p> -
<p>Sadly this poor bugger died at 18, the parents logic behind his name escapes me but he seemed to be able to deal with it.</p>
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