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  • BonesB Offline
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    @MN5 said in Bogans with kids:

    @Bones said in Bogans with kids:

    @Machpants said in Bogans with kids:

    @Bones said in Bogans with kids:

    @Machpants said in Bogans with kids:

    @Bones said in Bogans with kids:

    @mikedogz I only see one unusual name! And to be fair, it's pretty spot on when you see the photo.

    William? Cos the other three are fucking so bogan

    Austin and Landry definitely have a house in the countryside and a large art collection.

    It's Rustin lol

    Rustin, Epic, Landry

    🤣 Fuck. I blame the shit bogan font. I had a best friend when I was younger called Rusty, I think they moved away from Eastbourne because their house wasn't big enough.

    They’re all big out that way, were they living in someone’s shed ? It’s the only explanation.

    5 bedroom on the hill.

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    Guess this is the best thread for this.

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    @antipodean

    Any distinguishing marks?

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    @antipodean said in Bogans with kids:

    Guess this is the best thread for this.

    He looks like he fell asleep pissed and his mates went to town with the tattoo gun

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    Not exactly fitting into the "Bogans with Kids" title of this thread (but then again maybe it is!) is this interesting article about some different names of college basketballers in the States

    Some of the best names in men's college basketball this season, and the stories behind them
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    @Higgins proof that if your kid has athletic potential, even the children of morons can go to college.

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    Saw this one a few days ago and forgot to post it. Bit of a shock when young Monaro’s (yes that’s his name) Mum addressed the court:

    “ [his] mother was also given the opportunity to address the court.
    “I would like to apologise to my son for the upbringing that I’ve done for him.
    “If I could take it all away I would go to jail for him.
    “I love you, my son, I’m sorry,” she said, choking back tears.”

    https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/teen-jailed-80k-facebook-marketplace-frauds

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    Have to assume some of them thought they'd be able to get past the rules by mis-spelling names.

    The list of names declined by the Registrar-General in 2022

    King - 9

    Saint - 8

    Royal - 7

    Messiah - 4

    Princess - 4

    Prince - 3

    Sovereign - 3

    Sire - 2

    Biship - 1

    Chiefy- Renata - 1

    Duke - 1

    Empres - 1

    Empress-Jade - 1

    General - 1

    Hosea-King - 1

    Justice - 1

    Justyce - 1

    KingJayceon - 1

    King-Kelly - 1

    Majesteigh - 1

    Major - 1

    Mayjor - 1

    Meziah - 1

    Padre - 1

    Queen - 1

    Rhoyal - 1

    Rogue - 1

    Royale - 1

    Royalty - 1

    Saynt - 1

    Soulijah - 1

    Truleigh-Saint - 1.

    Stuff
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  • MN5M Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:

    Have to assume some of them thought they'd be able to get past the rules by mis-spelling names.

    The list of names declined by the Registrar-General in 2022

    King - 9

    Saint - 8

    Royal - 7

    Messiah - 4

    Princess - 4

    Prince - 3

    Sovereign - 3

    Sire - 2

    Biship - 1

    Chiefy- Renata - 1

    Duke - 1

    Empres - 1

    Empress-Jade - 1

    General - 1

    Hosea-King - 1

    Justice - 1

    Justyce - 1

    KingJayceon - 1

    King-Kelly - 1

    Majesteigh - 1

    Major - 1

    Mayjor - 1

    Meziah - 1

    Padre - 1

    Queen - 1

    Rhoyal - 1

    Rogue - 1

    Royale - 1

    Royalty - 1

    Saynt - 1

    Soulijah - 1

    Truleigh-Saint - 1.

    Stuff

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    There’s a couple who managed to slip through the system….

    A woman I was seeing for awhile had a friend with a kid called “Royaltee”…….( I’m fairly sure that was the way it was spelt )

    Needless to say the relationship didn’t last too long.

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    @MN5 I expect the Hosea one in the list was declined due to hyphenating it with 'King' at the end, and I am pretty sure Prince wasnt born in NZ, therefore not subject to NZ Rules....

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    It would be interesting to know when titles and ranks were no longer allowed. We had a family friend whose first name was Major. He would have been born in the 1920s.

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    @Bovidae said in Bogans with kids:

    It would be interesting to know when titles and ranks were no longer allowed. We had a family friend whose first name was Major. He would have been born in the 1920s.

    Yeah. Both Duke and Earl have been popular in the US too.

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    @Catogrande according to google, there are very few rules on naming kids in the US

    There are no naming restrictions whatsoever. However, most states have some practical rules, for example, parents cannot includes numbers, trademarks, or emojis in their child's name. Many of these naming laws exist because of the software used to keep official birth records.

    https://www.birthcertificatecopy.com/articles/naming-laws-in-each-u-s-state/#:~:text=Naming Restrictions in the U.S.&text=There are no naming restrictions,to keep official birth records.

    @Bovidae assume it was a recent thing (probably in te 90's, purely at a guess) although taking a title such as Major, Sir or similar would have had serious implications to ones class...

    In NZ these are the rules, it doesnt point to an official act, but expect there will be one somewhere.

    When you register your baby’s birth, you officially give them a legal name.

    Your baby’s name must include:

    a last name, and

    1 or more first names — unless your religious or cultural beliefs require your baby to only have 1 name.

    Your baby's name must not be:

    offensive

    longer than 100 characters, including spaces

    an official title or rank, or resemble one (for example, Justice, King, Prince, Princess, Royal)

    spelled with numbers or symbols (for example, V8).

    Registering a new baby and getting a birth certificate

    Registering a new baby and getting a birth certificate

    Every baby born in New Zealand must be registered, usually within 2 months of being born. You can order your baby's birth certificate and apply for their IRD number at the same time.

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    @taniwharugby love the example “V8”!

    Pretty sure there would be a few “Holden”s and “Ford”s around. Very likely “V8” has been tried as a middle name.

    I assume “365” isn’t allowed to be added to Hemi either, although Hemi Charger might make the cut.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @Crucial that'd be easy to get around...V-eight, or simply Veight...parent would likely just call the kid 'Vee' anyway

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:

    @MN5 I expect the Hosea one in the list was declined due to hyphenating it with 'King' at the end, and I am pretty sure Prince wasnt born in NZ, therefore not subject to NZ Rules....

    He’s been to Invercargill though

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative

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    @taniwharugby

    Looking at many of the dreadful names in the States, lack of rules is no surprise. It’s just that those names that were previously titled have become accepted.

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    @Bovidae said in Bogans with kids:

    It would be interesting to know when titles and ranks were no longer allowed. We had a family friend whose first name was Major. He would have been born in the 1920s.

    Just laughed remembering Catch-22

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    https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/wellbeing/parenting/300973972/an-australian-journalist-has-called-her-baby-methamphetamine-rules

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    Sad story but good grief....

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