Movie review thread...
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3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
Another Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration………Jesus Christ, what has the world done to deserve that ?
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
what has the world done to deserve that ?
You looked around recently?
Excellent point
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
Another Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration………Jesus Christ, what has the world done to deserve that ?
Is your movie snobbery as bad as your music snobbery?
Good Will Hunting is a classic movie.
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
Another Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration………Jesus Christ, what has the world done to deserve that ?
Is your movie snobbery as bad as your music snobbery?
Good Will Hunting is a classic movie.
Probably not as bad.
I hated that movie though. Ben Affleck is such an unlikable cock and Matt Damon kinda gets lumped in with him for better or worse.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
Another Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration………Jesus Christ, what has the world done to deserve that ?
Is your movie snobbery as bad as your music snobbery?
Good Will Hunting is a classic movie.
Probably not as bad.
I hated that movie though. Ben Affleck is such an unlikable cock and Matt Damon kinda gets lumped in with him for better or worse.
You sure?
I've always liked Affleck. But then I don't follow any of the tabloid B/S.
Ah well each to their own. You probably like the plank that is Clive Owen.
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
Another Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration………Jesus Christ, what has the world done to deserve that ?
Is your movie snobbery as bad as your music snobbery?
Good Will Hunting is a classic movie.
Probably not as bad.
I hated that movie though. Ben Affleck is such an unlikable cock and Matt Damon kinda gets lumped in with him for better or worse.
You sure?
I've always liked Affleck. But then I don't follow any of the tabloid B/S.
Ah well each to their own. You probably like the plank that is Clive Owen.
Na, of that ilk I’m more a fan of Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Ethan Hawke, Ed Norton, Ed Burns etc.
Ben Affleck can eat all the dicks when he’s finished sucking Matt Damons one.
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
I found this to be more interesting and entertaining than I originally thought it would be. Ben Affleck does direct some good movies and I'm a fan of Bateman.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
Another Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration………Jesus Christ, what has the world done to deserve that ?
Is your movie snobbery as bad as your music snobbery?
Good Will Hunting is a classic movie.
Probably not as bad.
I hated that movie though. Ben Affleck is such an unlikable cock and Matt Damon kinda gets lumped in with him for better or worse.
You sure?
I've always liked Affleck. But then I don't follow any of the tabloid B/S.
Ah well each to their own. You probably like the plank that is Clive Owen.
Na, of that ilk I’m more a fan of Brad Pitt, Christian Bale, Hugh Jackman, Ethan Hawke, Ed Norton, Ed Burns etc.
Ben Affleck can eat all the dicks when he’s finished sucking Matt Damons one.
I like all of those guys too.
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Assassin Club
- It's called Assassin Club
- It's about as good/bad as you'd expect based on that
- So, yeah - pretty much what it says/implies on the tin
- Doesn't fuck around too much with setting up characters/background, just... assassins vs assassins. Off the bat.
- Sam Neill, coz... ?
- Tit-watch: zero
- Doesn't fuck around with cheap twists... lays up the possibility of a twist early on, solves it early on, don't worry your stupid pretty little head about that sort of shit... it's Assassin Club.
I don't know how to rate this in ? Dead Assassins out of ? Surviving Assassins. I'm fucking tired. It was Assassin Club. I shouldn't need to use numbers... its own title says everything necessary. Assassin Club!
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Fall
Completely stupid plot ( Early spoiler. Apparently the best way to get over your husbands death from a climbing fall that you witnessed is to confront your fears and climb a narrow tower twice as tall as the Eiffel Tower ) and some very dodgy CGI at times, not to mention some utterly bullshit stunts that Elite Crossfitters would struggle with let alone normal looking women…..but……it still works, I enjoyed it.
Two definite hotties showing ample cleavage was nice and I genuinely got a lurching feeling in my guts when they panned around the tower showing how high they’d got ( I am an absolute pussy with heights though )
Make sure you check your brain at the door and settle in for a decent flick.
3 wonderbras out of 5 impossible jumps and grip strength
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Dungeons and Dragons, Honour Among Thieves.
Started fucking awful, and got worse.
But then lind of improved and was kind of fun by the end.
But am suggesting there are better movies to watch in Netflix.
Not a complete disaster but wouldn't spend too many $$$ on it.
2.5 bad actors out of 5 not sure what the fuck it had going for it except derivatives from all sorts of other movies.
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@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
I don't know how to rate this in ?
2 in the face hits out of 5 juicy contracts?
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@booboo said in Movie review thread...:
Dungeons and Dragons, Honour Among Thieves.
Started fucking awful, and got worse.
But then lind of improved and was kind of fun by the end.
But am suggesting there are better movies to watch in Netflix.
Not a complete disaster but wouldn't spend too many $$$ on it.
2.5 bad actors out of 5 not sure what the fuck it had going for it except derivatives from all sorts of other movies.
I genuinely thought it was a fun movie (no interest in D&D as a youngster) and that's really my bar these days. Spent $9 to see at the cinema which wouldn't be too much $$$ I'd think?
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@Nepia said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
3.5 'how the fuck did we get from Air?' to 5 'there'
There being
Another Matt Damon/Ben Affleck collaboration………Jesus Christ, what has the world done to deserve that ?
Is your movie snobbery as bad as your music snobbery?
Good Will Hunting is a classic movie.
But that was more than a quarter of a century ago.
Holy fůck we're so old.
Speaking of old, watched Grown Ups 2 with the youngest. Yes it's shit but bloody funny. Just have to enjoy it for what it is.