Movie review thread...
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<p>For something that started as a piece of Twilight fan fiction, she did alright out of it.<br><br>
But the wife read the book and said it was more "chick with serious issues" than "erotic fiction".<br><br>
Mrs TA studied psychology at Uni, hence her analysis.<br><br><strong>So I didn't get a single root out of it.</strong></p>
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<p>Have you got her to watch Outlander, are a few eps in that which will get you one...but not the last ep of the series</p> -
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<p>Have you got her to watch Outlander, are a few eps in that which will get you one...but not the last ep of the series</p>
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<p>Ha, yeah, probably the wedding episode rather than Wentworth Prison in Season 1.</p>
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<p>To turn her into a sobbing mess seeking comfort sex, the episode 'Faith' in Season 2.</p> -
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<p>Even authors are allowed to be readers, funnily enough. And like all other humans, our tastes vary. I admire E L James' success and savvy, but I hate the way she portrayed BDSM in her books. <strong>It is wrong and damaging and incredibly insulting to those who practice it.</strong></p>
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<p>There's two things going on here, are you going to correct that in your next book and will you be writing it from firsthand experience ....?</p> -
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<p>There's two things going on here, are you going to correct that in your next book and will you be writing it from firsthand experience ....?</p>
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<p>Ha. I have a trilogy releasing next year through my American publisher that is set in a pleasure club. Book 2 has a sub/dom relationship.</p>
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<p>Ha. I have a trilogy releasing next year through my American publisher that is set in a pleasure club. Book 2 has a sub/dom relationship.</p>
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<p>Research is fun.</p>
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<p>I'll look forward to the movie in 3 years time - hopefully it's better than Eyes Wide Shut. :)</p> -
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<p>Even authors are allowed to be readers, funnily enough. And like all other humans, our tastes vary. I admire E L James' success and savvy, but I hate the way she portrayed BDSM in her books. It is wrong and damaging and incredibly insulting to those who practice it.</p>
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<p>This was funny.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/fifty-shades-of-shade?utm_term=.do0JN19Wx#.dwzLWBPJN'>https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/fifty-shades-of-shade?utm_term=.do0JN19Wx#.dwzLWBPJN</a></p>
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<p>Even authors are allowed to be readers, funnily enough. And like all other humans, our tastes vary. I admire E L James' success and savvy, but I hate the way she portrayed BDSM in her books. It is wrong and damaging and incredibly insulting to those who practice it.</p>
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<p>Have you got her to watch Outlander, are a few eps in that which will get you one...but not the last ep of the series</p>
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<p>I've seen that on Netflix - might give it a look.</p>
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<p>Not sure what it is about, but my personal observation is that, unless its got Channing Tatum and/or Chris Hemsworth shirtless and ripped, its not going to do it.</p>
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<p>Further observation reveals that, if the studios can manage it, they should just release new versions of Magic Mike on a regular basis so that Mrs TA can have a night out with her friends, including dinner and drinks.</p>
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<p>am sure she will like the male lead in this too...you might even like the series too.</p>
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<p>I've seen that on Netflix - might give it a look.</p>
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<p>Not sure what it is about, but my personal observation is that, unless its got Channing Tatum and/or Chris Hemsworth shirtless and ripped, its not going to do it.</p>
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<p>Further observation reveals that, if the studios can manage it, they should just release new versions of Magic Mike on a regular basis so that Mrs TA can have a night out with her friends, including dinner and drinks.</p>
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<p>For some reason, that works better than trying to convince her to ovulate more than once every 28 days.</p>
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<p>Scottish series set in early Georgian times (1740s), based on the books by Diana Gabaldon. Heroine Claire Randall is a time traveller from 1940's England.</p>
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<p>Sam Heughan (hero Jamie Fraser) is hot, shirtless and ripped, in a kilt. Lots of sex, battles, seriously fucking evil villains, and gorgeous scenery.</p> -
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<p>This was funny.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/fifty-shades-of-shade?utm_term=.do0JN19Wx#.dwzLWBPJN'>https://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/fifty-shades-of-shade?utm_term=.do0JN19Wx#.dwzLWBPJN</a></p>
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<p>The interweb, she be a cruel mistress sometimes..</p>
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<p>I remember that. At least she didn't get a chat hashtag like Susan Boyle. #susanalbum</p> -
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Sam Heughan (hero Jamie Fraser) is hot, shirtless and ripped, in a kilt. Lots of sex, battles, seriously fucking evil villains, and gorgeous scenery.</p></blockquote>
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Should frame this discussion in the following terms:<br><br>
My wife doesn't watch Game of Thrones. <br><br>
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<p>Scottish series set in early Georgian times (1740s), based on the books by Diana Gabaldon. Heroine Claire Randall is a time traveller from 1940's England.</p>
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<p>Sam Heughan (hero Jamie Fraser) <strike>is hot, shirtless and ripped, in a kilt. Lots of sex, battles, seriously fucking evil villains, and gorgeous scenery.</strike> got arse fucked</p>
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<p>My wife loves the books, and the TV show. I watched a couple of episodes with her. I thought the TV was poorly done. If you need a monologue over the top to tell the story, it's poorly written in my opinion.</p>
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<p>I remember that. At least she didn't get a chat hashtag like Susan Boyle. #susanalbum</p>
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<p>Reminds of my mother in laws email address firstname.firstlettersurname, hers was mereanaL. As I was the helpful son in law and pointed it out (often) she had her company change it. I still bring it up ;)</p> -
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<p>Reminds of my mother in laws email address firstname.firstlettersurname, hers was mereanaL. As I was the helpful son in law and pointed it out (often) she had her company change it. I still bring it up ;)</p>
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<p>Before hashtags were around I remember an email came out for unfortunate web addresses.....</p>
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<p>A company that sold Pens called Pen Island became, yep <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.penisland.com'>www.penisland.com</a> and another that searched for therapists was <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.therapistfinder.com'>www.therapistfinder.com</a></p> -
<p>Watched 'Showgirls" last night.....</p>
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<p>Christ on a bike, where the fuck do you actually start with this flick ? The dialogue is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad and the lead character seemed incapable of doing anything without doing it "really dramatically"........she is also a complete and utter self centered bitch but marginally less so than the chick played by Gina Gershon so I think we're supposed to sympathise with her. In fact every single character is pretty fucken loathesome, the only one who is a nice girl ends up getting gang raped.</p>
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<p>As I said, so many bad they're good lines of dialogue, I'm sure the people who wrote it were taking the piss....</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114436/trivia?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu'>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114436/trivia?tab=qt&ref_=tt_trv_qu</a></p>
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<p>......oh and a ridiculous amount of titties, Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon are hot as fucken anything.</p>
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<p>Watched "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." last night. A harmless, fun little movie, i was pretty entertained the whole way. Thought the 3 mains all played off each other pretty well. </p>
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<p>Thought "okay, the 2nd could be fun now that everything has been established" then i checked the numbers on IMDB and realised this was pretty fucking far from ever getting a sequel. </p> -
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<p>Watched "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." last night. A harmless, fun little movie, i was pretty entertained the whole way. Thought the 3 mains all played off each other pretty well. </p>
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<p>Thought "okay, the 2nd could be fun now that everything has been established" then i checked the numbers on IMDB and realised this was pretty fucking far from ever getting a sequel. </p>
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<p>Apparently IMDB is full of "Trolls" who use fake logins to boost the ratings for shit movies.......saw a few last year in particular that were fucken diabolical but still got respectable ratings, everyone on the message boards was throwing all sorts of accusations at the "reviewers"</p> -
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