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<p>At first I thought the NZ Herald may have picked up a story from a satire website, but ti's true. Apparently a teacher with a hearing aid is sensitive to noise. Turn down the fucking hearing aid...</p>
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<p>Think how fabulous their assemblies will be with all the jazz hands....</p>
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<p>Wriggle on the spot?</p>
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<p>LOL was reading this today - sorry kids, but the world can be noisy. Get used to it.</p>
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<p>I know someone who teaches there. There are some seriously whacky helicopter parents going around, including one who says her 6yo son is "her soulmate". Suspicions are she's still breastfeeding him.</p> -
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<p>fuck me. fucking fluffybunnies. i am really, really hoping that it has been brought about by one teacher who just wants the little fuckers to shut up and is taking the piss.</p>
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<p>fluffybunnies. i would pull my kids out of that school immediately, but not without having a meeting with the principal first. there'd be a fair bit of noise in that meeting.</p> -
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<p>guess it depends on the silent cry!</p>
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<p>I pretty much gave up when NZ decided if I give my kid a smack on the butt I should be arrested. When was that? 10? 15 years ago?</p>
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<p>I can't believe it's what? 10? 15 years ago? And people still choose to misrepresent the removal of s59. ;)</p> -
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<p>I can't believe it's what? 10? 15 years ago? And people still choose to misrepresent the removal of s59. ;)</p>
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<p>Think how fabulous their assemblies will be with all the jazz hands....</p>
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