Bad/Lame Jokes

[Machpants]

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[Bones]

@Machpants of all the things to get banned for

[MN5]

Just had a Russian Uber Driver I can strongly recommend….His name is Picup Andropov.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[BerniesCorner]

Patient: I have a terrible fear of tsunamis
Therapist: How bad is it?
Patient: It comes in waves

[Bones]

[Windows97]

I was robbed by 6 dwarves today, not happy.

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

Q: Where in the North Island do they look after senile owls?
A: Ōtāhuhu.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

[taniwharugby]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MN5]

[Victor Meldrew]

[sparky]

He was mooooooooo-ved to tears.

Kieren Williams  /  Aug 31, 2023  /  UK News

Man caught having sex with cow after suspicious farmers set up CCTV sobs in court - The Mirror

Liam Brown, 25, from Bournemouth, snuck onto a farm around six miles from where he lived and committed the horrific act - where he was caught by a farmer who had set up CCTV

[Machpants]

@sparky Not like a cow is even going to notice, yearly a vet has their whole arm up there!

Also "near Christchurch" enough said