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<p>Yeah I'm the one whos masculinity is in question here.</p>
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<p>Cook shoulda been the main bad guy, aside from that Commando is flawless.</p> -
It's unquestionably the gayest movie ever (the ruthless review is awesome) but it's that manly gay, not that queer shit
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<p>Can't help but feel someone did a gender swap on a Captain America plot.</p>
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<p>Meh. Lots of comics are ripoffs of others. So once you get past that and just enjoy a movie for what it is, you're set like a jelly.</p> -
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<p>"Scared motherfucker ? well you should be, cos this Green Berets gonna kick your big ass"</p>
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<p>Also I loved it how one of Matrixs former comrades ( who, you know, should be something of a hard fluffybunny himself ) ran out to catch the rubbish truck....who would actually do that ? if someone was going to kill me and that was their plan to lure me out of the house I'll tell you now there would be a 100% chance I would stay in bed, think "fuck that" and stuff the bins full to the gills for next week. All he did was perfectly set up Cook for a killer line ( "Don't worry, we won't ) who then gunned him down like a bitch in his dressing gown.</p>
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<p>Cook.</p>
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<p><strong>"Scared motherfucker ? well you should be, cos this Green Berets gonna kick your big ass"</strong></p>
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<p>Also I loved it how one of Matrixs former comrades ( who, you know, should be something of a hard fluffybunny himself ) ran out to catch the rubbish truck....who would actually do that ? if someone was going to kill me and that was their plan to lure me out of the house I'll tell you now there would be a 100% chance I would stay in bed, think "fuck that" and stuff the bins full to the gills for next week. All he did was perfectly set up Cook for a killer line ( "Don't worry, we won't ) who then gunned him down like a bitch in his dressing gown.</p>
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<p>Cook.</p>
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<p>Most underrated movie bad guy since Boba Fett.</p>
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<p>"I eat Green Berets for breakfast".</p>
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<p>Also, what sort of a slob are you letting your rubbish pile up for two weeks! ;)</p> -
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We are your friends, was going to change channels but watched this for two reasons . Emily Ratakjowski from the blurred lines video is in it.<br><br>
Visually five flesh coloured crotch patches out of five.<br>
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<p>seriously, you could quote that on every single thread on the Fern, and i would like it every time. Best gif i've seen in ages. </p>
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<p>"I eat Green Berets for breakfast".</p>
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<p>Also, what sort of a slob are you letting your rubbish pile up for two weeks! ;)</p>
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<p>I'd be a ) alive and b ) not wearing a gay dressing gown....</p>
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<p>Mind you if a midget in a bad suit like Sully got pretty high up the chain of command in the special forces perhaps it's no surprise Bennett was a leader.</p> -
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<p>I'd be a ) alive and b ) not wearing a gay dressing gown....</p>
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<p>Mind you if a midget in a bad suit like Sully got pretty high up the chain of command in the special forces perhaps it's no surprise Bennett was a leader.</p>
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<p>I'll give you a ) but you'll likely just be b ) but with more rubbish.</p>
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<p>Can't help but feel someone did a gender swap on a Captain America plot.</p>
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<p>Missed this the first time in amongst the euphoria of talking Commando for the millionth time but Wonder Woman looks horrifically shit on so many levels.</p>
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<p>Just truly awful, the TV series was shit and no amount of hotness in the lead character will ever change that.</p>
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<p>Missed this the first time in amongst the euphoria of talking Commando for the millionth time but Wonder Woman looks horrifically shit on so many levels.</p>
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<p>Just truly awful, the TV series was shit and no amount of hotness in the lead character will ever change that.</p>
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<p><strong>I don't like Superhero movies.</strong></p>
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<p>Really? This is the first time you've mentioned it.</p>
<p>I understand though because I feel the same way about Bond films, people rave about them to me and I wonder what they see in all the ropey action scenes , puns and double entendres . If that hot Indian chick is ever Bond I will reevaluate things though.</p> -
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<p>Missed this the first time in amongst the euphoria of talking Commando for the millionth time but Wonder Woman looks horrifically shit on so many levels.</p>
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<p>Just truly awful, the TV series was shit and no amount of hotness in the lead character will ever change that.</p>
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<p>I don't like Superhero movies.</p>
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<p>Gal Gadot, dressed in a Wonder Woman suit, that balances out every shit on every level.</p>
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<p>If Gal Gadot was in the latest Bond movie I might not have left 20 minutes before the end to catch my ferry.</p> -
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<p>Gal Gadot, dressed in a Wonder Woman suit, that balances out every shit on every level.</p>
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<p>If Gal Gadot was in the latest Bond movie I might not have left 20 minutes before the end to catch my ferry.</p>
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<p>In case you haven't seen (gasp) or have forgotten the awesomeness of the Bourne series before the next tone:</p>
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<p>I love the Bourne films. Despite that refresher, which glossed over that cool rolled-up magazine fight too quickly, I'm going to marathon the first 3 before seeing the fourth.</p>
