Movie review thread...

[Virgil]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="600551" data-time="1469577612"><p>You guys all made great points, I've already destroyed all my Bond DVDs and will chuck out my Bond aftershave too.....</p></blockquote>
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What are DVDs?

[Rancid Schnitzel]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="599808" data-time="1469347220"><p>
Cook shoulda been the main bad guy, aside from that Commando is flawless.</p></blockquote>
Watching this now.<br><br>
Suspect is 6 foot 2, brown hair...and he's one gigantic muthaa fuckerrr.<br><br>
His daughter is still safe, but 2 totally innocent policemen were just killed.

[canefan]

<p><img src="http://dangerousminds.net/home/dangerou/dangerousminds.net/html/content/uploads/images/made/chrootcontent/uploads/images/bennett_1_465_487_int.jpg" alt="bennett_1_465_487_int.jpg"></p>
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<p>Freddy Mercury's bro knitted himself a macrame vest</p>

[Rancid Schnitzel]

Black chick fires a missile launcher at a police van to release Matrix. Ha ha, Id forgotten that

[canefan]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Rancid Schnitzel" data-cid="601084" data-time="1469713968">
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<p>Black chick fires a missile launcher at a police van to release Matrix. Ha ha, Id forgotten that</p>
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<p>Her dad is Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong fame</p>

[Milk]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="canefan" data-cid="601082" data-time="1469713155"><p><img src="http://dangerousminds.net/home/dangerou/dangerousminds.net/html/content/uploads/images/made/chrootcontent/uploads/images/bennett_1_465_487_int.jpg" alt="bennett_1_465_487_int.jpg"><br> <br>Freddy Mercury's bro knitted himself a macrame vest</p></blockquote> <br>Hey, it's the Crusaders away jersey from a couple of years ago.<br> <br><img src="http://www.sanzarrugby.com/sanzar/assets/Image/Crusaders.jpg" alt="Crusaders.jpg">

[jegga]

Milk, post of the week right there.

[MN5]

<p>If someone with good photoshopping skills can put Bennett into that Saders top I'll happily have that as my avatar to hopefully annoy a few rabid saders.....</p>

[antipodean]

<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/r3x9mvq.png" alt="r3x9mvq.png"></p>

[Tim]

<p>Nice work, but you need to trim those sleeves.</p>

[MN5]

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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/r3x9mvq.png" alt="r3x9mvq.png"></p>
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<p>Outstanding work.</p>
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<p>It says the image is too big though ? can you make it smaller ?</p>

[mariner4life]

<p>it's missing something without the fingerless gloves</p>

[antipodean]

<p>This should work</p>
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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/ovaugNA.png" alt="ovaugNA.png"></p>

[MN5]

<p>.........and it did. Cheers.</p>
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<p>By the way, nice rack antipodean....</p>

[antipodean]

Looking forward to this;<br>

[Rancid Schnitzel]

Yes that avatar is sensational.<br><br>
Back on Commando. That film really drives home how shit an actor Arnie was. Wooden doesn't do it justice.

[Tim]

<p>He doesn't have to act, he's his own special effect.</p>

[mariner4life]

<p>He's fucking massive in that movie.</p>
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<p>Who needs to act when you have been written the greatest one-liners in the history of film?</p>
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<p>[media]

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[Rancid Schnitzel]

That's the thing. He has one awesome one-liner after the other and he doesn't really hit the mark with any of them. But he's the farking Austrian Oak and his sheer presence more than compensates for his acting deficiencies.

[MN5]

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<p>Yes that avatar is sensational.<br><br>
Back on Commando. That film really drives home how shit an actor Arnie was. Wooden doesn't do it justice.</p>
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<p>WhatEVS Rancid, should we have campaigned for De Niro to have had the title role ?</p>