Bad/Lame Jokes
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@scribe said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I was playing Bonopoly last night, its like Monopoly but the streets have no name
That's brilliant and would easily have won the Edinburgh Fringe joke of the festival this year
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@sparky said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
He was mooooooooo-ved to tears.
Man caught having sex with cow after suspicious farmers set up CCTV sobs in court - The Mirror
Liam Brown, 25, from Bournemouth, snuck onto a farm around six miles from where he lived and committed the horrific act - where he was caught by a farmer who had set up CCTV
Liam Brown? Surprised his name isn't Hugh Heifer.
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@scribe said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I was playing Bonopoly last night, its like Monopoly but the streets have no name
and you still haven't found what you're looking for?
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Going to prison for having sex with a cow isn’t really going to give him much street cred inside. He might find day to day existence rather tough.
Luckily he's bullish about the future.
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
My wife and I have taken up woodworking.
My mate said he didn't know we were carpenters.
I said, “We've only just begun.”Love it
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Erwin Schrodinger walked into a bar.....
.....allegedly
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I bought my wife a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday. I won’t say it’s her favourite vibrator, but it’s up there.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I bought my wife a Rampant Rabbit for her birthday. I won’t say it’s her favourite vibrator, but it’s up there.
My BiL (a surgeon) told me the following story which he swears is true...
New A&E doctor is having difficulty putting patients at ease and is recommended to try humour. Lady with a small vibrator lost in a delicate area comes in and is clearly nervous and embarrassed. Taking the advice he's been given the new doctor decides to joke about it and says the following:
"Would you like it removed or would you like the batteries replaced?"
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Doctor: "I have some good news and bad news"
Patient: "OK, Doc, tell me"
Doctor: "The bad news is we have to amputate both your feet...."
Patient: "And the good news?"
Doctor: "We have someone who wants to buy your slippers...."
