RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks
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@Smuts said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Rancid-Schnitzel get your excuses in early. I like it.
We don't need excuses, the reality is we're just here to make up numbers, you lot are unbackable favourites.
You have the mastercoach Rassie of the Erasmus's and we have some bloke who was eating pies near the team bus and accidentally hopped on.
You have the Bomb Squad and we have Finlay Christie.
The game is such a lock for you guys that you didn't even bother giving Suzie her first class ticket to France, she's just going to sit at home in Jo'burg and watch contented on the TV.
@Nepia said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Smuts said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Rancid-Schnitzel get your excuses in early. I like it.
We don't need excuses, the reality is we're just here to make up numbers, you lot are unbackable favourites.
You have the mastercoach Rassie of the Erasmus's and we have some bloke who was eating pies near the team bus and accidentally hopped on.
You have the Bomb Squad and we have Finlay Christie.
The game is such a lock for you guys that you didn't even bother giving Suzie her first class ticket to France, she's just going to sit at home in Jo'burg and watch contented on the TV.
Why pay for a fictional character to attend a rugby match. Especially when your best minds are already hard at work preparing new excuses?
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I’ve spent 20 years on this site hoping for people to beat the Kiwis, but I’d support a fucking Nazi XV over this bunch of Saffa fluffybunnies
@Dodge said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I’ve spent 20 years on this site hoping for people to beat the Kiwis, but I’d support a fucking Nazi XV over this bunch of Saffa fluffybunnies
I don't think I'm comfortable with the neutrals supporting us ...
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@Dodge said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I’ve spent 20 years on this site hoping for people to beat the Kiwis, but I’d support a fucking Nazi XV over this bunch of Saffa fluffybunnies
I don't think I'm comfortable with the neutrals supporting us ...
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@Dodge said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I’ve spent 20 years on this site hoping for people to beat the Kiwis, but I’d support a fucking Nazi XV over this bunch of Saffa fluffybunnies
I don't think I'm comfortable with the neutrals supporting us ...
@Nepia said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Dodge said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I’ve spent 20 years on this site hoping for people to beat the Kiwis, but I’d support a fucking Nazi XV over this bunch of Saffa fluffybunnies
I don't think I'm comfortable with the neutrals supporting us ...
Imagine how I feel. If you lose on Saturday I will feel fucking robbed
Edit: I reserve the right to hate the the kiwis 1 minute after the final whistle and hate the fact I wanted them to win
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@Kiwiwomble I think it's justified chat, however, we are sure as shit going to test them too.
For me the most relevant talking point is can they cope with us to start.
If it's close and they bring on the bench, then yup, it's gonna be tough for us to counter (but I back our boys to do it).
@foobaNZ said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Kiwiwomble I think it's justified chat, however, we are sure as shit going to test them too.
For me the most relevant talking point is can they cope with us to start.
If it's close and they bring on the bench, then yup, it's gonna be tough for us to counter (but I back our boys to do it).
i agree...i just think there is less to say about our team
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@Nepia said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Dodge said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I’ve spent 20 years on this site hoping for people to beat the Kiwis, but I’d support a fucking Nazi XV over this bunch of Saffa fluffybunnies
I don't think I'm comfortable with the neutrals supporting us ...
Imagine how I feel. If you lose on Saturday I will feel fucking robbed
Edit: I reserve the right to hate the the kiwis 1 minute after the final whistle and hate the fact I wanted them to win
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@Rancid-Schnitzel get your excuses in early. I like it.
@Smuts said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Rancid-Schnitzel get your excuses in early. I like it.
No excuses just facts.
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there isn't anything much more overrated in the world of rugby now than the "bomb squad"
Essentially a couple of props, one who is as wide as he is tall, that get to play 35 minutes. And a good lock. They are good at scrums and fuck all else. If Barnes is on to the saffers trying to play NFL, they'll be blowing their ring pieces out after 10 minutes, and then they have to tackle Sami T and young Williams. Good fucking luck. And in case no one noticed, we have a fairly decent lock on the bench as well.
Against us those forwards are going to have to do more than push in scrums and mill around the halfway mark watching kicks go both ways over their heads. Their starting props have been under pressure all tournament. Their veteran #8 is starting to look old in the legs. They've brought back headless Faf to start.
We'll be out of sight before the bench even comes on.
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I'm more concerned about what to do about Rassie and that light. How on earth do we counter that piece of genius????
Actually, why does he need that effing light when he has half the population of Johannesburg running onto the pitch for most of the game?
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there isn't anything much more overrated in the world of rugby now than the "bomb squad"
Essentially a couple of props, one who is as wide as he is tall, that get to play 35 minutes. And a good lock. They are good at scrums and fuck all else. If Barnes is on to the saffers trying to play NFL, they'll be blowing their ring pieces out after 10 minutes, and then they have to tackle Sami T and young Williams. Good fucking luck. And in case no one noticed, we have a fairly decent lock on the bench as well.
Against us those forwards are going to have to do more than push in scrums and mill around the halfway mark watching kicks go both ways over their heads. Their starting props have been under pressure all tournament. Their veteran #8 is starting to look old in the legs. They've brought back headless Faf to start.
We'll be out of sight before the bench even comes on.
@mariner4life plus they aint even the original bomb squad...
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I'm more concerned about what to do about Rassie and that light. How on earth do we counter that piece of genius????
Actually, why does he need that effing light when he has half the population of Johannesburg running onto the pitch for most of the game?
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
what to do about Rassie and that light. How on earth do we counter that piece of genius????
Give all the people sitting closest to Rassie similar lights and let them use those lights all the time to confuse the shit out of the players and the medics/waterboys.
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@Machpants Geez, Doran talking bs again. Surprise, surprise.
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Ah Christy Doran. A guy who writes so earnestly about rugby, but with so little insight in to anything. Did the ARU tell him to write that?
If i was chefreactions ".75 out of 10. I'll probably read it"
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there isn't anything much more overrated in the world of rugby now than the "bomb squad"
Essentially a couple of props, one who is as wide as he is tall, that get to play 35 minutes. And a good lock. They are good at scrums and fuck all else. If Barnes is on to the saffers trying to play NFL, they'll be blowing their ring pieces out after 10 minutes, and then they have to tackle Sami T and young Williams. Good fucking luck. And in case no one noticed, we have a fairly decent lock on the bench as well.
Against us those forwards are going to have to do more than push in scrums and mill around the halfway mark watching kicks go both ways over their heads. Their starting props have been under pressure all tournament. Their veteran #8 is starting to look old in the legs. They've brought back headless Faf to start.
We'll be out of sight before the bench even comes on.
@mariner4life said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
We'll be out of sight before the bench even comes on.
Really? Nah we won’t be out of sight after 20 minutes, unless you mean when their original starters come back on in the second half
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@mariner4life said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
We'll be out of sight before the bench even comes on.
Really? Nah we won’t be out of sight after 20 minutes, unless you mean when their original starters come back on in the second half
@bayimports said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@mariner4life said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
We'll be out of sight before the bench even comes on.
Really? Nah we won’t be out of sight after 20 minutes, unless you mean when there original starters come back on in the second half
fair point, forgot the rolling subs part
you shouldn't get an HIA for being a meathead
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oh, and we are going to rape and pillage their lineout.
@mariner4life beat me to it. Frankly, I’ve no idea why we’re even playing this game.
So long as you reverse the boks’ recent ascendancy at scrums, mauls, rucks, tactical kicking and defence you’ll pound us into dust. Can’t see how having our World Cup winning flyhalf back in the side improves things for us either.
The boks are fucked. Tell @Rancid-Schnitzel he can stop inventing
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@mariner4life beat me to it. Frankly, I’ve no idea why we’re even playing this game.
So long as you reverse the boks’ recent ascendancy at scrums, mauls, rucks, tactical kicking and defence you’ll pound us into dust. Can’t see how having our World Cup winning flyhalf back in the side improves things for us either.
The boks are fucked. Tell @Rancid-Schnitzel he can stop inventing
excusesexcuse me, facts.@Smuts said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@mariner4life beat me to it. Frankly, I’ve no idea why we’re even playing this game.
So long as you reverse the boks’ recent ascendancy at scrums, mauls, rucks, tactical kicking and defence you’ll pound us into dust. Can’t see how having our World Cup winning flyhalf back in the side improves things for us either.
The boks are fucked. Tell @Rancid-Schnitzel he can stop inventing
excusesexcuse me, facts.look, you've done so well to get here, just enjoy your shiny silver medals
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@Machpants said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
lol Christy, what happens when you ask ChatGPT not only to write your article in a provocative manner but to choose your own name
