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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
Why is this in my Happiness Thread @Bones?
This is not happiness any more than I’m happy I didn’t buy a penthouse in Gaza last year
Take this nauseating shit elsewhere!
We won 10-0.
Yay
As you were
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
Oh and how loud the snap was, followed by the screaming.
Yeah, when it goes if loud, it’s like a gunshot.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@voodoo said in Happiness Scale:
Why is this in my Happiness Thread @Bones?
This is not happiness any more than I’m happy I didn’t buy a penthouse in Gaza last year
Take this nauseating shit elsewhere!
We won 10-0.
Not sure it helps but I’ve been the bloke causing strong minded men to vomit because my foot was pointing the wrong way. Done a fair bit of damage to myself over 30 odd years in the game, but it’s disconcerting when you look down and your kneecap’s doing its best impression of a naughty schoolboy’s tie.
Apart from feeling a bit embarrassed for nauseating everyone, I’ve never given much thought to what or still less who caused it. Injuries are part of the game. Even gruesome ones. If I’m honest, it’s that risk that makes it so much fucking fun.
And it was easier mentally to get back on the pitch after that horror show than some other less disastrous injuries. Probably because it was such a freak thing.
Enjoy the win and your new reputation as a bonesnapper. I would.
Edit: I didn’t scream though. But that was mainly because I was too busy 1. Trying to wack my knee back into something close to what nature intended and 2. Worrying about how fucked my ski season was.
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@Smuts yeah snapped the Achilles before and that was surprisingly low on pain, just felt like someone had accidentally kicked me in the back of the leg. Have to admit I let out a scream or two a few years ago when some cuntface sucker punched me from behind on the way out of a breakdown, but I maintain that was just an effective soundtrack for the blood squirting out of my chipped eye socket. And maybe the fact I thought I'd lost my eye.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Smuts yeah snapped the Achilles before and that was surprisingly low on pain, just felt like someone had accidentally kicked me in the back of the leg. Have to admit I let out a scream or two a few years ago when some cuntface sucker punched me from behind on the way out of a breakdown, but I maintain that was just an effective soundtrack for the blood squirting out of my chipped eye socket. And maybe the fact I thought I'd lost my eye.
You’ve always had such a way with words
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Smuts yeah snapped the Achilles before and that was surprisingly low on pain, just felt like someone had accidentally kicked me in the back of the leg. Have to admit I let out a scream or two a few years ago when some cuntface sucker punched me from behind on the way out of a breakdown, but I maintain that was just an effective soundtrack for the blood squirting my chipped eye socket. And maybe the fact I thought I'd lost my eye.
That could have been any of us.
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@Catogrande I think it was my captain
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@Catogrande said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande I think it was my captain
My new hero.
He’s pretty clever to punch someone “from behind” and hit them in the eye I must say. He must have Inspector Gadget arms.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande I think it was my captain
Oddly enough we did have such an altercation at my club. Scrum half was a farmer. Second row was an agronomist. You’d think they’d have something in common. Immediately post match one kicked the other in the bollocks. Yes it was the farmer, the gobshite 9. Agronomist was the captain.
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@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande I think it was my captain
My new hero.
He’s pretty clever to punch someone “from behind” and hit them in the eye I must say. He must have Inspector Gadget arms.
Be happy to show ya if it's that hard to believe.
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@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande I think it was my captain
My new hero.
He’s pretty clever to punch someone “from behind” and hit them in the eye I must say. He must have Inspector Gadget arms.
Be happy to show ya if it's that hard to believe.
I don’t think your reach extends to New Zealand
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@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@MN5 said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande said in Happiness Scale:
@Bones said in Happiness Scale:
@Catogrande I think it was my captain
My new hero.
He’s pretty clever to punch someone “from behind” and hit them in the eye I must say. He must have Inspector Gadget arms.
Be happy to show ya if it's that hard to believe.
I don’t think your reach extends to New Zealand
I have infiltrators everywhere.
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