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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    @Victor-Meldrew
    Just be lucky your not tendering for a commercial contract

    Last one I had to respond to ( while I was on fucking holiday just to ensure I remain grumpy)

    200 odd pages of snowflake shit 15 of our actual solution and pricing

    Beggars belief

    Fortunately over 30 years of reading the Fern allowed me to fabricate sufficiently to win

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew
    Just be lucky your not tendering for a commercial contract

    Last one I had to respond to ( while I was on fucking holiday just to ensure I remain grumpy)

    200 odd pages of snowflake shit 15 of our actual solution and pricing

    Beggars belief

    Fortunately over 30 years of reading the Fern allowed me to fabricate sufficiently to win

    If this doesn’t get @mariner4life pumped, I don’t know what will…

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  • Victor MeldrewV Online
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    #2782

    @dogmeat

    200 odd pages of snowflake shit 15 of our actual solution and pricing

    And the fluffybunnies who want this shit don't even talk to each other.

    Fire regulations say all doors must be able to opened from inside by kids even if locked - sensible and easy to regularly check. Safeguarding regulations say door must be unlockable from the inside if kids are in the premises so kids can't leave unaccompanied.

    Go figure.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @Victor-Meldrew

    In our office once, we had the fire doors propped open with a fire extinguisher that had been taken off its mounting.

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  • Dan54D Offline
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    #2784

    Ok, now I real grumpy!! I have the NZR plus app on android tv etc. But when I open it is says go to NZR plus tv login (gives web address) and put a code in theer. Well when I go to the aforemention address on computer, it takes me to same address and has nowhere for me to type in the code!!
    Is this a thing by NZR to absolutely f*** me off and make sure I never enjoy their app, or am I just missing something? It also says you can scan in some thing they got on the screen, but I point my cmaera at screen and still no joy!!!

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    #2785

    Ok to add to being grumpy, I just tried again and phone did the scan, so it's my phone trying to piss me off!

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  • M Offline
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    #2786

    LOL I added just to see, worked fine

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  • Victor MeldrewV Online
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    Spent the day in Exeter. Now going to be stuck in Plymouth for hours while the Army gets rid of a WW2 bomb.

    Where the fuck is Ethan Blackadder when the Army needs him?

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  • M Offline
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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #2788

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Spent the day in Exeter. Now going to be stuck in Plymouth for hours while the Army gets rid of a WW2 bomb.

    Where the fuck is Ethan Blackadder when the Army needs him?

    Probably injured

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Spent the day in Exeter. Now going to be stuck in Plymouth for hours while the Army gets rid of a WW2 bomb.

    Where the fuck is Ethan Blackadder when the Army needs him?

    Not sure which you are being grumpy about. Either works tbh.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Online
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    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Spent the day in Exeter. Now going to be stuck in Plymouth for hours while the Army gets rid of a WW2 bomb.

    Where the fuck is Ethan Blackadder when the Army needs him?

    Not sure which you are being grumpy about. Either works tbh.

    Stop making dog-whistle comparisons to Luton.

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    @Victor-Meldrew

    Twinned with Beirut

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    MajorRage
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    #2792

    The Highlanders Blues is the worst rugby commentary team Ive heard in my entire life.

    Zero insight, bullshit cliche after crappy rugby saying followed by SBW side line comments of absolutely nothing. It's like 3-4 guys at the pub talking about the obvious. "Mate", "he's got some pace", "he's strong", "the boys", "welshmen got through border control".

    Absolute complete load of wankathon. Makes me miss Justin Marshall.

    (In this thread to not detract from the game which is pretty good)

    FFS. "They had about 8 in that lineout"

    Christ. Patchell scores. Only 5 times mentioning he's Welsh in the post try craponathon.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    The Highlanders Blues is the worst rugby commentary team Ive heard in my entire life.

    Zero insight, bullshit cliche after crappy rugby saying followed by SBW side line comments of absolutely nothing. It's like 3-4 guys at the pub talking about the obvious. "Mate", "he's got some pace", "he's strong", "the boys", "welshmen got through border control".

    Absolute complete load of wankathon. Makes me miss Justin Marshall.

    (In this thread to not detract from the game which is pretty good)

    Massive call. Have you heard James McConie ?

    Chiefs MAAAAAAAANNNNAAAAA

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    JK and SBW comparing notes about dropping the shoulder. Seriously.

    “I’ve heard it all”.

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    @MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    JK and SBW comparing notes about dropping the shoulder. Seriously.

    “I’ve heard it all”.

    SBW is so bad he’s good.

    ….and everyone is his bro. He’s a commentator for the people.

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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    JK and SBW comparing notes about dropping the shoulder. Seriously.

    “I’ve heard it all”.

    SBW is so bad he’s good.

    ….and everyone is his bro. He’s a commentator for the people.

    Footage of the people:
    83676b92-91e0-4015-84ce-a45a0eb3a744-image.png

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    JK and SBW comparing notes about dropping the shoulder. Seriously.

    “I’ve heard it all”.

    SBW is so bad he’s good.

    ….and everyone is his bro. He’s a commentator for the people.

    Footage of the people:
    83676b92-91e0-4015-84ce-a45a0eb3a744-image.png

    The guy with the helmet won’t miss any of the action

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    Apparently the Highlanders are going to beat some teams this year.

    You think?

    Hint. See round one result.

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