Bad/Lame Jokes
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South Africa stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title
South Africa have just been stripped of their 2023 Rugby World Cup title, World Rugby have announced in a shocking statement this morning.
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We've been woken at night for the last couple of weeks by a visiting cat meowing outside our window (this is actually true). Last night it jumped up and put its head and shoulders on the window sill.
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@Victor-Meldrew Cos he's worth it
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I’ve just heard that the singer Enya has bought an English Premiership rugby team. The first three fixtures are:
Sale (A)
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’ve just heard that the singer Enya has bought an English Premiership rugby team. The first three fixtures are:
Sale (A)
Sale (A)
Sale (A)I might have smirked a bit if you’d shared this one in the late 90s
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it's doubtful that you would have grasped it back then, so I've been saving it.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
it's doubtful that you would have grasped it back then, so I've been saving it.
Incorrect. Music is all I know
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A joke walks into a bar limping. That’s my lame joke for the day.
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
it's doubtful that you would have grasped it back then, so I've been saving it.
Incorrect. Music is all I know
Yeah and this is about rugby.
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A duck walks into a bar in London, sits down on a stool and asks for a pint. Barman is amazed at the talking duck and asks duck what he's doing in a pub drinking a pint
Duck tells barman:"I'm working on a block of flats across the road"
Barman tells him he could make a fortune as a talking duck and should let him introduce him to his brother who works at the BBC down the road
Duck replies: "Why? Are they short of carpenters?"
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A duck walks into a pub in the East End of London, walks up to the bruiser of a barman 'got any crackers?'
the barman looks confused, 'no we don't sell crackers' and the duck leaves.The next day, the duck walks back into the pub, up to the bar 'got any crackers?'
the barman, disgruntled replies 'i told you yesterday, we don't sell crackers' and the duck leavesthe following day, the duck walks into the pub, up to the bar, 'got any crackers'
by now, the barman is pissed off, 'i've told you twice, we don't sell crackers, if you ask me that one more time i'm going to nail your fucking beak to this bar' - the duck leavesthe following day, the duck walks into the pub, up to the bar, 'hello mate, got any nails?'
the barman's face creases in confusion, 'no, no nails''good, got any crackers?'
