Bad/Lame Jokes

[nostrildamus]

@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around.”

She wasn't much fun when she was less round either...

[Bones]

A South Korean car manufacturer has launched a vehicle that will do a U-turn on a voice command. It’s called the Kia Starma.

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[dogmeat]

@MiketheSnow Not much of a joke. He died from laughing at a pissed donkey.

The irony was he was a stoic.

First time I've been able to use anything I learnt in Greek Philosophy in 40 years....

[Bones]

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[BerniesCorner]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

A truck carrying Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. But amazingly traffic was fine. No congestion for 6-8 hours.

The passages were kept clear.

[MN5]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I hope a former All Black hooker reads this and practices law

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I was going to post a joke about the word “perfunctory”, but I lost interest.

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[nostrildamus]

@dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

First time I've been able to use anything I learnt in Greek Philosophy in 40 years....

.. if the Greek philosophy teachers write how on learning their subject you'll be regaled with drunk philosophers and donkey jokes, I reckon they'd improve their enrolment numbers.

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[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

[Bones]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

I...ahhh... from the 90s right?