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    @dogmeat said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    First time I've been able to use anything I learnt in Greek Philosophy in 40 years....

    .. if the Greek philosophy teachers write how on learning their subject you'll be regaled with drunk philosophers and donkey jokes, I reckon they'd improve their enrolment numbers.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

    I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

    I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

    Yeah but no one overseas will get it

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

    I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

    Yeah but no one overseas will get it

    Says the world traveller.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

    I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

    Yeah but no one overseas will get it

    Says the world traveller.

    I did all that when I was much younger

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    More an extreme fear of kiwi one hit wonders

    I...ahhh... from the 90s right?

    Yeah but no one overseas will get it

    Classic tune

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    @MiketheSnow half the bloody time it's all people know about NZ. I'm not sure how much contact mn5 has outside NZ...

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    How Bizarre - Wikipedia

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    @mikedogz said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    How Bizarre - Wikipedia

    How Bizarre - Wikipedia

    That song was a genuine worldwide hit. I was living in France in 1996. The band were invited onto French tv to perform. To give you an idea.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MiketheSnow half the bloody time it's all people know about NZ. I'm not sure how much contact mn5 has outside NZ...

    I keep it to an absolute minimum if possible

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    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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    @Tim said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

    This is a thread for jokes, not creepy confessions.

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    Upon arriving in the US, last Sunday evening, literally the first song I heard when I relaxed and sat down at a bar in SEA-TAC - was... How Bizarre.
    Mind.fuck.

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    I’d like to take this opportunity to publicly thank the Bank for my home loan, my personal loan, my second mortgage, my overdraft and credit cards.
    I don’t know how I can ever repay you!

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    I had to go to the doctors today. I told him I had tinnitus in my left ear. He asked me if I was sure. I said yes, I'm definite.

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