Olympics Thread

[bayimports]

@antipodean said in Olympics Thread:

@MiketheSnow said in Olympics Thread:

Breakdancing is on, excuse me Breaking

We've hit rock bottom

Absolute fucking shambles

It's like watching a Bar Mitzvah

Breaking? Broken

The farce may have been necessary. And thanks to an Australian we may not see this type of cringe again:

https://twitter.com/TrapperHaskins/status/1821966224710054166

https://twitter.com/RefusalToComply/status/1822014819429753330

Twitter is full of these types of posts:
https://twitter.com/alex_abads/status/1821945716064821450

Don’t know what’s funnier the fact this actually was made an Olympic sport or the fact Australia actually sucking at said “sport” finally

[Chris B.]

@Damo Lydia's past experiences at the Olympics hopefully might stand her in good stead - less pressure when you've already got a couple of medals in the cupboard at home?

[canefan]

Just got a chance to watch the men's basketball SF, USA vs Serbia. Wow that was a great game. Jokic was superb as the fulcrum of their offense, the Serbs pass and shoot extremely well. The US left it extremely late but standout performances from Steph, LeBron and Embiid in particular got them home

[barbarian]

@mariner4life said in Olympics Thread:

@barbarian would it help if we let them do the kayaks over like 8 different distances? And then like backwards. For 8 different distances. And then with like 2 short paddles. With 8 different distances.

And it could a week. And like 3 countries could get a million medals.

I mean you joke, but kayaking kind of does that. Four different distances, and then they do one where you use a different paddle and have to kneel (again four distances).

Then they do one with someone else. Then one with three other people.

It's not swimming, but it's closer to swimming than any other sport. Add in a relay of some kind and you're pretty much there.

And at least the swimmers can fill eight lanes. Some of the kayaking sprint races barely have enough for heats.

[nostrildamus]

@Canes4life said in Olympics Thread:

It's funny how most of the sports we win medals in, we are sitting down. Kayaking, Rowing, Cycling and Sailing.

On our arses. I still remember the LA Olympics headline in the Oz papers ..

[Rancid Schnitzel]

Are those breakdancing videos legit? It's an actual competitor and not some warm-up comic act? Ive seen better breakdancing from kids in shopping centres. Must be a pisstake.

[MN5]

@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Olympics Thread:

Are those breakdancing videos legit? It's an actual competitor and not some warm-up comic act? Ive seen better breakdancing from kids in shopping centres. Must be a pisstake.

Digby ioane would clean up

[sparky]

Paris looking beautiful for the Olympic men's marathon.

[sparky]

Good start for Aimee Fisher. Leading her semi final at half way.

[sparky]

Aimee Fisher wins her semi final!

[sparky]

Dame Lisa Carrington cruises into the final with a faster time than Aimee Fisher.

It's going to be a great battle between them in the final.

[canefan]

@sparky said in Olympics Thread:

Dame Lisa Carrington cruises into the final with a faster time than Aimee Fisher.

It's going to be a great battle between them in the final.

Carrington will win. The pressure will be too much for Fisher. I hope they can go 1-2

[DaGrubster]

@sparky

Any idea of a stream where we can watch this race?

[sparky]

@DaGrubster Discovery.

[antipodean]

Tae kwon do looks stupid.

[DaGrubster]

@sparky

You have to pay for that..!?

[canefan]

Metraux hits her tee shot into the water. Nerves already? Lids, looking resplendent in black, seems relaxed and drives her shot into the heart of the fairway

[canefan]

Carrington and Fisher lining up for the K1 500m final. Here's hoping for a Kiwi 1-2

[canefan]

Lisa too good, Fisher comes fourth? Unbelievable

[antipodean]

Well done Carrington. Fischer left too much to do in the last 250m.