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Black Caps in India

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  • KiwiPieK KiwiPie

    Hands up if you dislike R Ashwin (I said R Ashwin*)

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    @KiwiPie

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      i dislike jadeja more

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      • mimicM mimic

        i dislike jadeja more

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        @mimic Yeah but my Coro St line doesn't work with Jadeja .....

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        • KiwiPieK KiwiPie

          @mimic Yeah but my Coro St line doesn't work with Jadeja .....

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          @KiwiPie said in Black Caps in India:

          @mimic Yeah but my Coro St line doesn't work with Jadeja .....

          😕

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            @KiwiPie said in Black Caps in India:

            @mimic Yeah but my Coro St line doesn't work with Jadeja .....

            😕

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            @Bones said in Black Caps in India:

            @KiwiPie said in Black Caps in India:

            @mimic Yeah but my Coro St line doesn't work with Jadeja .....

            😕

            I havent' endured it in years, but eee our Ashwin.

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              Coro Street in jokes on the fern ? what THE FUCK is going on here, seriously ?

              Some more ammo for the Jeets fanboys with him getting the one and only wicket so far ( haven't lots of guys been run out in this test too ? )

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              • MN5M MN5

                Coro Street in jokes on the fern ? what THE FUCK is going on here, seriously ?

                Some more ammo for the Jeets fanboys with him getting the one and only wicket so far ( haven't lots of guys been run out in this test too ? )

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                @MN5 there's a guns and strippers thread somewhere for you, probably started by our Aaron.

                As for Jeets, 1/28 so far is again nothing to suggest he'd be markedly better (or worse) than any of the other spinners tried in his absence. Craig had a good second innings record for a while too...

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                • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                  @MN5 there's a guns and strippers thread somewhere for you, probably started by our Aaron.

                  As for Jeets, 1/28 so far is again nothing to suggest he'd be markedly better (or worse) than any of the other spinners tried in his absence. Craig had a good second innings record for a while too...

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                  @Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:

                  @MN5 there's a guns and strippers thread somewhere for you, probably started by our Aaron.

                  As for Jeets, 1/28 so far is again nothing to suggest he'd be markedly better (or worse) than any of the other spinners tried in his absence. Craig had a good second innings record for a while too...

                  I doubt it survived the changeover recently.....

                  ah fuck it, let's get on the bandwagon...."Come on Jeets, you're better than Warnie and Murali combined! bamboozle them with your turn, flight, spin and guile !"

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                  • MN5M MN5

                    @Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:

                    @MN5 there's a guns and strippers thread somewhere for you, probably started by our Aaron.

                    As for Jeets, 1/28 so far is again nothing to suggest he'd be markedly better (or worse) than any of the other spinners tried in his absence. Craig had a good second innings record for a while too...

                    I doubt it survived the changeover recently.....

                    ah fuck it, let's get on the bandwagon...."Come on Jeets, you're better than Warnie and Murali combined! bamboozle them with your turn, flight, spin and guile !"

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                    @MN5 "And Jeets, wait till their second innings when they're already miles ahead and after quick runs to prove it!"

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                      I went out on a limb for Jeets and he has let me down. He will have an angry email in his inbox when he gets back into the shed.

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                      • No QuarterN No Quarter

                        I went out on a limb for Jeets and he has let me down. He will have an angry email in his inbox when he gets back into the shed.

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                        @No-Quarter said in Black Caps in India:

                        I went out on a limb for Jeets and he has let me down. He will have an angry email in his inbox when he gets back into the shed.

                        You're clearly outraged by his performance.....but are you offended as well ?

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                        • MN5M MN5

                          @No-Quarter said in Black Caps in India:

                          I went out on a limb for Jeets and he has let me down. He will have an angry email in his inbox when he gets back into the shed.

                          You're clearly outraged by his performance.....but are you offended as well ?

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                          @MN5 Hillary Barry will be onto it in the morning.

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                          • MN5M MN5

                            @No-Quarter said in Black Caps in India:

                            I went out on a limb for Jeets and he has let me down. He will have an angry email in his inbox when he gets back into the shed.

                            You're clearly outraged by his performance.....but are you offended as well ?

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                            @MN5 said in Black Caps in India:

                            @No-Quarter said in Black Caps in India:

                            I went out on a limb for Jeets and he has let me down. He will have an angry email in his inbox when he gets back into the shed.

                            You're clearly outraged by his performance.....but are you offended as well ?

                            I was offended 5 minutes ago but then I saw a headline that Trump may have said the N word once so I'm offended by that now, and in 5 minutes time I'll find something new to be offended about.

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                              1.18 pm Ah, India have declared, setting New Zealand a target of 475, and giving themselves four and a half-sessions to push for a series whitewash

                              Sigh.

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                                What fresh hell is this?

                                Guptill rightly drops anchor while the other four blokes bat as if they have to win the game tonight, or to catch an early flight.

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                                • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                                  What fresh hell is this?

                                  Guptill rightly drops anchor while the other four blokes bat as if they have to win the game tonight, or to catch an early flight.

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                                  @Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:

                                  What fresh hell is this?

                                  Guptill rightly drops anchor while the other four blokes bat as if they have to win the game tonight, or to catch an early flight.

                                  Make that five.

                                  Perhaps they have golf booked later on and don't want to miss it ?

                                  3-0. Was hoping for at least 2-0. Stink.

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                                    Six down. Game will be over tonight.

                                    You have to wonder what Craig McMillan offers to the side these days besides fuck all.

                                    It's returning to Chris Martin's lament: every day is a bowling day.

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                                      34.1
                                      Ashwin to Patel, OUT, now he's got a five-for in each innings! That was all a bit too easy. Tossed it up. Patel plays right across the line, trying a sweep while standing up. In effect, he ushered the ball onto his stumps
                                      JS Patel b Ashwin 0 (2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00

                                      Fuck given: nil.

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                                        Lost count of Ashwin's wicket haul by the end - was it 13? For 13 wickets you'd expect a biting, spitting cobra of a wicket and it wasn't. All he did was work through his variations and we got out to him. Reminiscent of when Vettori used to rip through the Bangles, float one up, float one up, fast straight one to catch him LBW.

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                                          Just thought I'd throw it out there.

                                          A 321 run loss. Fuck me days that's an absolute arse raping.

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