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Black Caps in India

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  • DonsteppaD Offline
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    Groundhog day. Lose the toss, fail to bat.

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    • No QuarterN Offline
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      No Quarter
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      Lol 48/5, I'm out.

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      • No QuarterN No Quarter

        Lol 48/5, I'm out.

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        #425

        Increasingly looks like the only thing Mike Hesson has got right in his tenure was appointing Baz captain.

        Lucky for Hesson's sake it turned out to be a big thing. Shame then that Baz had to retire..

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        • boobooB Offline
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          Just turned the cricket on

          55 for 5.

          Why do I even pretend to start to hope?

          Normal service appears to have resumed for NZ cricket after 2 years of optimism.

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            Never fear, Simon Doull has arrived in the commentary box to save us....

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              65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.

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                65 for 6???

                6????

                Fuck...

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                  65/7. Latham looking like carrying his bat.

                  Macca and Hessson will no doubt be "taking the positives" from this tour once again #BlitheringFools. #CoachingAndSelectingFoodbills.

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                    And the hat trick ...

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                      Single

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                      • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                        65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.

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                        @Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:

                        65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.

                        You think we could get away without a batting coach? πŸ™‚

                        Jesus - this is a humiliation!

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                          Thank fuck I'm going to bed soon.

                          Fuck cricket.

                          (and league ... (which is a given ...))

                          (and netball ... )

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                          • Chris B.C Chris B.

                            @Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:

                            65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.

                            You think we could get away without a batting coach? πŸ™‚

                            Jesus - this is a humiliation!

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                            @Chris-B. said in Black Caps in India:

                            @Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:

                            65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.

                            You think we could get away without a batting coach? πŸ™‚

                            Jesus - this is a humiliation!

                            Macca takes his coaching lead from the How to Bat Like Chris Martin DVD collection.

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                              Some of these thoughts are a bit late.
                              Get farked, fark off Luke Ronchi you useless spud. Just can't bat with any responsibility whenever the situation requires it. EVER!

                              Hope Tom Latham can bat through for a hundy. Just needs someone to stick around. At least we don't have Tim Southee batting today... oh wait. Fark.

                              Man are we hopelessly out of form. Could be a long summer.

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                              • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

                                @Chris-B. said in Black Caps in India:

                                @Donsteppa said in Black Caps in India:

                                65/6. How the fuck Macca has a job is beyond me.

                                You think we could get away without a batting coach? πŸ™‚

                                Jesus - this is a humiliation!

                                Macca takes his coaching lead from the How to Bat Like Chris Martin DVD collection.

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                                @Donsteppa To be fair, google tells me he's been our batting coach for more than two years so he's been going alright for part of it. We seem to have been afflicted by numptyism for this match in particular.

                                At least we're past our lowest ever ODI total - got to get past 103 to beat our worst vs India and in India.

                                http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/team/lowest_innings_totals.html?class=2;id=5;type=team

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                                • Chris B.C Chris B.

                                  @Donsteppa To be fair, google tells me he's been our batting coach for more than two years so he's been going alright for part of it. We seem to have been afflicted by numptyism for this match in particular.

                                  At least we're past our lowest ever ODI total - got to get past 103 to beat our worst vs India and in India.

                                  http://stats.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/records/team/lowest_innings_totals.html?class=2;id=5;type=team

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                                  @Chris-B. said in Black Caps in India:

                                  At least we're past our lowest ever ODI total - got to get past 103 to beat our worst vs India and in India.

                                  just...

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                                  • westcoastieW westcoastie

                                    Some of these thoughts are a bit late.
                                    Get farked, fark off Luke Ronchi you useless spud. Just can't bat with any responsibility whenever the situation requires it. EVER!

                                    Hope Tom Latham can bat through for a hundy. Just needs someone to stick around. At least we don't have Tim Southee batting today... oh wait. Fark.

                                    Man are we hopelessly out of form. Could be a long summer.

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                                    @westcoastie said in Black Caps in India:

                                    Some of these thoughts are a bit late.
                                    Get farked, fark off Luke Ronchi you useless spud. Just can't bat with any responsibility whenever the situation requires it. EVER!

                                    Hope Tom Latham can bat through for a hundy. Just needs someone to stick around. At least we don't have Tim Southee batting today... oh wait. Fark.

                                    Man are we hopelessly out of form. Could be a long summer.

                                    Southee should open the batting next match at this rate...

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                                      #440

                                      165/8 at the 40 over mark. That is actually quite a good recovery. Southee and Latham putting up a bit of fight.

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                                        190 all out. Glad I watched the final few overs of our innings after wearily checking cricinfo to see Southee get going.

                                        Credit to Latham, played exactly the innings we want from him every game. Now we just need the other 5 blokes in the top 6 to score more then 19 fucking runs.

                                        Looking forward to waking up tomorrow to news of Southee taking 7-20 to complete one of the finest all round performances of all time... πŸ™‚

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                                          Kudos to Latham and Southee for at least giving us a total to bowl at. Latham has been the standout batsman on this tour so far for us.

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