Aaron Smith naughty boy?
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Best Headline so far in global media is one in South Africa
Smith blow for All Blacks.
I'm sure that wasn't intentional....
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The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Wait 5 to 10 minutes?
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More headline awards:
Most Innocuous or Misleading Headline Award - RTE Ireland
"All Black Aaron Smith suspended for toilet offence".PC Headline Award - The Guardian:
"Aaron Smith sent home by All Blacks after disabled toilet encounter" The Guardian.Let's Not Hold Back Headline Award - Sydney Morning Herald
"Star All Black Aaron Smith caught having sex in airport disabled toilet".The Let's Not Mention It At All Headline Award - Sport 24 SA
""All Black scrumhalf falls foul of coaching staff"The Who's Aaron Smith Headline Award - Daily Telegraph
"England new boy Sam Jones broke his leg in judo drill" -
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Wait 5 to 10 minutes?
@KiwiMurph said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Wait 5 to 10 minutes?
Smith 'n' Chick or the Disabled person?
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The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
That's David Warner's wife you're talking about there mate
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More headline awards:
Most Innocuous or Misleading Headline Award - RTE Ireland
"All Black Aaron Smith suspended for toilet offence".PC Headline Award - The Guardian:
"Aaron Smith sent home by All Blacks after disabled toilet encounter" The Guardian.Let's Not Hold Back Headline Award - Sydney Morning Herald
"Star All Black Aaron Smith caught having sex in airport disabled toilet".The Let's Not Mention It At All Headline Award - Sport 24 SA
""All Black scrumhalf falls foul of coaching staff"The Who's Aaron Smith Headline Award - Daily Telegraph
"England new boy Sam Jones broke his leg in judo drill" -
@KiwiMurph I can't make it on my phone , did they blur out the toilet manufacturers name on the bowl on the big screen ? Have they approached them for comment yet?
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The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!
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I think some journos, editors and producers are going to look back in a few years and be able to identify exactly the moment they knew they wanted to quit their crappy jobs.
The cameraman sent to film the toilet already knows.
My suggestion:
interest.co.nz for keeping up with shit that will actually affect you.thesilverfern for sport, (then can laugh at the stupidity of this shit from 3 degrees of separation.)
Guardian (or insert substitute depending on political leanings) for world news.
Radio and TV news aren't part of my life anymore. Stuff and Hersld are convenient on my phone but I removed the short cuts about a year ago to try and put a cognitive barrier between me and the stupid.
Commercial NZ media apart from interest.co.nz is the pits.
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Your offended that a handicapped toilet was used?
Ok Rancid Barry.
And please don't refer to disabled people as poor. They are just the same as everybody else.
@MajorRage said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
Your offended that a handicapped toilet was used?
Ok Rancid Barry.
And please don't refer to disabled people as poor. They are just the same as everybody else.
I just think it's pretty poor form for an able bodied person to use a handicapped toilet. Unless of course that person identifies as handicapped...
M4L: That is of course after having been through most of the NRL playing roster and just about every other sportsman in Australia and even that Little Britain dude.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!
@taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!
I think Gilbert Enoka deserves some praise here , Smith obviously had s limited amount of time between meeting her and the planes departure and performed admirably under the pressure of the circumstances.
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I'm waiting for Canerbry to comment on how Andy Ellis would never have done such a thing.
@KiwiMurph said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
I'm waiting for Canerbry to comment on how Andy Ellis would never have done such a thing.
he would have been too slow getting to the toilet
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@taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!
I think Gilbert Enoka deserves some praise here , Smith obviously had s limited amount of time between meeting her and the planes departure and performed admirably under the pressure of the circumstances.
@jegga said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@taniwharugby said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The only thing that offends me about this is that a handicapped toilet was used. As MN5 mentioned, what if some poor disabled person had to do a poo.
Personally I'm not sure if I would be able to perform in a place where possibly hundreds of people take a shit each day, but I'm not going to judge A. Smith for that.
What I find amusing about those screaming the most about Smith's horrible lack of moral fibre is that in the same situation the only thing that probably would have stopped them from entering the toilet would be because they'd creamed their jeans on the way there.
Reminds me of the bullshit when SBW hammered that lifeguard chick in some nightclub toilet. As if those journalist ripping him for it wouldn't sacrifice their wives and children to be in his place.
I saw a comment on social media claiming he and the female had pushed to the front of a queue to get into the toilet....I guess he wanted to be spotted then!
I think Gilbert Enoka deserves some praise here , Smith obviously had s limited amount of time between meeting her and the planes departure and performed admirably under the pressure of the circumstances.
red head plus blue head equals purple head?
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Now the politicians have waded in , John Key being a dick and Ruth Dyson talking sense
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The woman said the more she thought about it the angrier she became.
"We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping."
"They are kings and treated like absolute royalty...We hold these people so high in regard.
"They get paid more money than any other athlete, they're household names, and they're on the Weetbix boxes for God's sake."
The woman's husband also made a recording on his phone from outside the cubicle after he realised what was taking place.```
What a fluffybunny.
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The woman said the more she thought about it the angrier she became.
"We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping."
"They are kings and treated like absolute royalty...We hold these people so high in regard.
"They get paid more money than any other athlete, they're household names, and they're on the Weetbix boxes for God's sake."
The woman's husband also made a recording on his phone from outside the cubicle after he realised what was taking place.```
What a fluffybunny.
@Tim said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The woman said the more she thought about it the angrier she became.
"We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping."
"They are kings and treated like absolute royalty...We hold these people so high in regard.
"They get paid more money than any other athlete, they're household names, and they're on the Weetbix boxes for God's sake."
The woman's husband also made a recording on his phone from outside the cubicle after he realised what was taking place.```
What a fluffybunny.
perhaps she was most pissed it wasn't her head down in the bowl being the recipient of Aaron's crisp and efficient service?
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The woman said the more she thought about it the angrier she became.
"We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping."
"They are kings and treated like absolute royalty...We hold these people so high in regard.
"They get paid more money than any other athlete, they're household names, and they're on the Weetbix boxes for God's sake."
The woman's husband also made a recording on his phone from outside the cubicle after he realised what was taking place.```
What a fluffybunny.
@Tim said in Aaron Smith naughty boy?:
The woman said the more she thought about it the angrier she became.
"We want to convey the fact that we're not narking or gossiping."
"They are kings and treated like absolute royalty...We hold these people so high in regard.
"They get paid more money than any other athlete, they're household names, and they're on the Weetbix boxes for God's sake."
The woman's husband also made a recording on his phone from outside the cubicle after he realised what was taking place.```
What a fluffybunny.
"We're not gossiping" , cool the countdown to these sanctimonious fuckwits bring outed on social media started this morning and they see if others agree with this.
