Aussie Cricket

[NTA]

"Resigned" is the word you're looking for. This team's performance simply doesn't live up to the payroll.

[No Quarter]

Fuck 43/6 at lunch. Either Smith gets a big 100 or it's 2-0. Disastrous start to the summer of cricket for our friends across the ditch.

[NTA]

Starc might have something to say in these conditions if the clouds stay

[Virgil]

Gone for 85, SA just one good innings away from wrapping up the series.

[Donsteppa]

Bugger, I've only just tuned in - missed the whole drama!

[canefan]

Puts our series in SA into context

[NTA]

@Donsteppa said in Aussie Cricket:

Bugger, I've only just tuned in - missed the whole drama!

Starc with 3 for fuck all after tea dramatic enough?

[Virgil]

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

Starc might have something to say in these conditions if the clouds stay

Indeed!
Takes 3 wickets in fuck all balls

[mariner4life]

There really is fuck all you can do when a full ball travelling at 147 seams away half a bat width

[NTA]

Fucking glorious to watch... If you're not the poor fluffybunny on the end of the fisting

[mariner4life]

It's nearly my favourite thing in sport

[NTA]

@mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

It's nearly my favourite thing in sport

In terms of cricket, I find it hard to pick between Starc and his elegant swing attack making people look stupid, and Jonson's sheer fucking brutality making blokes shit themselves.

Hazlewood now getting movement

[mariner4life]

Michael Clarke's inability to say the "L" sounds in "brilliant" means he really should shelve it.

Briw-yent

[NTA]

@mariner4life said in Aussie Cricket:

Michael Clarke's inability to say the "L" sounds in "brilliant" means he really should shelve it.

Briw-yent

Straight from the Bill Lawry playbook of strine

[NTA]

And now of course, due to fucking dance school bullshit, I have to leave

[Virgil]

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

And now of course, due to fucking dance school bullshit, I have to leave

Then why did you sign up for it?

[dK]

@Virgil said in Aussie Cricket:

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

And now of course, due to fucking dance school bullshit, I have to leave

Then why did you sign up for it?

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When you have dance in your blood, nothing else matters

[Donsteppa]

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

@Donsteppa said in Aussie Cricket:

Bugger, I've only just tuned in - missed the whole drama!

Starc with 3 for fuck all after tea dramatic enough?

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

@Donsteppa said in Aussie Cricket:

Bugger, I've only just tuned in - missed the whole drama!

Starc with 3 for fuck all after tea dramatic enough?

Just ducked out to get tea, I seem to be the sedate influence today on no wickets falling while I watch...

[Virgil]

@dK said in Aussie Cricket:

@Virgil said in Aussie Cricket:

@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:

And now of course, due to fucking dance school bullshit, I have to leave

Then why did you sign up for it?

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When you have dance in your blood, nothing else matters

Yup, our Nick looks a natural does he not?

[NTA]

I'm sure the people in your village find you funny, @Virgil - just remember, they're laughing AT you, not WITH you.